Hearing his cousin's words, Yang Xiaoman is helpless. Xu mang is going to have bad luck this time. His cousin is not ordinary. After all, he has to hate people who can not go home for ten years. What should we do? How about... Help yourself?

"Cough!"

"Sister... Xu mang... He's not here." Yang Xiaoman helplessly said: "to the toilet."

"Where are you?" My cousin roared angrily, "this bastard dares to set a routine for him. How does this kid think? Is there any elder in my eyes? Xiaoman repents with him immediately, this boy's character is not good! "

Yang Xiaoman: ( ̄ △;)

this...

this is not a light injury!

They all started to talk incoherently...

"sister!"

"Don't make a fuss about me anymore." Yang Xiaoman said with a wry smile: "what... What is his situation? Why are you so angry all of a sudden? I've already solved the problem the professors gave him. "

"What can't be solved?" My cousin said angrily: "this son of a bitch didn't solve the problem at all. From the very beginning, you cousin and I are also respectable people. After all, we all know that he and I are relatives, so we are forced to copy the answer for him. As a result, the copied answer becomes his answer."

"Then..."

"what about the back?" Yang Xiaoman asked carefully.

"as like as two peas", "

," a group of professors, who are very hard to explain, are just like their answers. The more she thought, the more angry she said to Xiaoman: "this is not nonsense! It's as like as two peas. "

Hearing this,

Yang Xiaoman almost didn't laugh. Maybe others didn't know his true face, but he knew him very well. He was almost the most familiar person in the world. What kind of sacks came from the sky, what the leek cutting method was, what the pig killing knife was... All masterpieces of this guy!

I miss... I participated in so many bad things with him.

Alas...

time is gone.

"What... Sister, in fact, it's your fault." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "we are here to travel, but you brought us to Columbia University. Of course, Xu mang will fight back. I tell you... This guy can't afford to lose."

"Nothing will suffer."

"It's a jerk!" As soon as my cousin thought of becoming a tool maker, she felt deeply ashamed. However, she had to lament that Xu Mang's ingenuity and control of human nature were astonishing. Every step of his plan was so reasonable.

Xu's dictionary is not only a dictionary, but also a dictionary.

Then he got a key message that he and his relatives had been known by the professors.

This is so important!

It is a core part of all plans, because they are related and exposed, so they must be in the way of face saving and help them solve their problems.

"What time are you flying tomorrow?" My cousin sighed and asked.

"Eight in the morning."

"At eight o'clock... It's almost 3:00 p.m. in Beijing time the next day." My cousin thought about it for a while and said calmly, "I'll make a big meal for your little couple in the evening. It's good-bye."

"Oh..."

"sister?" "Are you not angry?" Yang asked

"Go home and regenerate."

PA,

hung up.

Yang Xiaoman shrunk in Xu Mang's arms, fiercely white one eye, embracing his man, helplessly said: "look at you... My cousin is angry, I guess I have the heart to kill you, don't forget that Meili insists that it is legal to have guns."

"Ouch

"I forgot about it." Xu mang suddenly realized and said cautiously, "is it too late for me to apologize now?"

"Hum!"

"Don't worry... What about me, my cousin Yang Xiaoman said with a smile, "will she see me become a widow?"

Soon,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman wait at the gate for their cousins to come home from work and Xiao man's nephew.

"Auntie!"

"Uncle!" The child is very clever and not afraid of life. He is quite enthusiastic about Xu mang. Facing such a smart child, Xu mang sees some depression in his eyes.

The situation is not right!

The child seems to be very depressed.

In order to clarify this matter, Xu mang secretly found his cousin's husband and inquired about Xiao man's nephew from the side.

"Brother in law?"

"Junjun almost went to kindergarten?" Xu mang opened the refrigerator, pretended to take a can of beer, and curiously asked his cousin: "did you learn any violin, piano, Olympiad class and so on before?""It's reported!"

"It's full." "It's your cousin's idea. It's good for the future to learn more. I can't argue with her. It's really tiring to be responsible for sending children to counseling classes every day..."

"is tutorial class popular in America?" Xu asked.

"It's the same all over the world." "Most rich families send their children to cram schools so that they can get high SAT scores, and then spend money on private schools, according to your cousin's plan, Junjun's minimum standard of ivy."

Xu mang nodded and closed his mouth in silence. The pressure was really great.

Back at Xiaoman's side, Xu mang thought for a moment and said to her, "Xiaoman... If you are the mother of two five-year-old children, would you choose to send the children to cram school? Learn piano, violin, Cello and so on

Yang Xiaoman is lost in thought. This is indeed a problem. Although she has never learned these things, she will naturally change her mind when she is a mother.

"Maybe."

"Everybody does that, and I have to follow suit." Yang Xiaoman said: "mainly depends on whether the child is willing to learn."

At this point,

Xu mang almost understood Xiaoman's meaning. In fact, she advocated sending cram schools. Everyone did this. All of them were excuses to comfort their conscience.

But education is a big problem to face.

But Xu mang is not worried about it. After all, he and Xiaoman's genes are so strong that the child born must be a genius, the kind of genius at the top level.

Soon,

my cousin came in a hurry. Seeing Xu mang sitting on the sofa, she couldn't help but stare at him.

At this glance,

Xu mang felt the murderous spirit from it. He wanted to eat it alive!

After that, the so-called big meal was nothing more than an American meal, a large Wellington steak, with some scrambled eggs, mashed potatoes, vegetable salad and so on.

Xu mang is forced to...

the legendary feast is a little low-grade.

However, my cousin's cooking skills are very good. After all, she has been living in China for more than 20 years. She has a good knowledge of cooking. She is moderately salty and has no discomfort. She had a good dinner.

Man, why is it hard to eat, sister?

"Xu mang!"

"You've got a deep enough routine." Cousin drank a mouthful of orange juice, staring at Xu mang said: "you play me a Leng a Leng."

"What..."

"I don't want to do anything." Xu mang helplessly said: "very annoying."

"Forget it."

"That's over. Now we're going to talk about your little couple." My cousin said solemnly, "I learned something from Xiaoman's mouth. I think the relationship between you seems stable, but there are many cracks in fact."

Xu mang is about to refute, but his cousin stares back on the spot.

"Don't interrupt me!"

"I know what you want to say. Do you mean you've been making Xiaoman feel happy?" My cousin asked.

Xu mang nodded, but shook his head.

"Nod or shake your head?" My cousin asked with a frown.

"Half and half." Xu mang said with a smile: "the first half is right, the second half is wrong."

Cousin white one eye, seriously said: "now you must recognize one thing, you are no longer lovers, remember not lovers, understand what I mean?"

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman nodded.

"Now that you understand, you two need to make a change. First of all, Xiao man, you need to change your temper. It can be used as a regulator in life, but not often!"

"Xu mang... You don't have to accommodate Xiaoman all the time. You should be serious when you are serious. Of course, you should also control a degree." My cousin said, "do you hear me?"

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman nodded again.

Then,

is the time for couples who have been married for five or six years to tell each other what is forbidden in their marriage. They say they are in a daze.

Later,

Xiaoman helped his cousin clean up the fork dishes, while Xu Mang and his brother-in-law sat on the sofa watching TV.

But... Xu mang thinks his brother-in-law has something to hide.

"Brother in law?"

"Do you have anything to say to me?" Xu mang cautiously asked: "Xiaoman and cousin are not in... You should speak quickly, otherwise there will be no chance."

Brother in law looked around and said to Xu mang solemnly, "apologize to me!"

"Ah?"

"Sorry?" "Why?" Xu said with a confused face

"Don't ask so much why. You apologize to me anyway." A little bit stern, brother-in-law"This..."

"this... I didn't do anything. Why should I apologize to you?" Xu mang is confused.

My brother-in-law said more harshly, "I'll give you one last chance and apologize quickly."

"Oh..."

"cousin, I'm sorry." Xu mang said casually.

As a result,

the next second,

his brother-in-law showed a smile of relief and said to Xu: "Congratulations... You have mastered the essence of marriage."

Xu Mang: ( ̄ △;)

lying trough!

That in the meal, blah blah blah blah blah blah said so much, are all... Are out of thin air imagination?

"I know what you want to say." Brother in law helplessly said: "that's all your cousin learned in the book. In short, don't listen to her words... Remember the four character truth I gave you, and admit your mistake in time!"

In the night,

night,

came quietly...

Xu mang held Xiaoman in his arms, found her face small and sure, and asked in a low voice: "Xiaoman... Do you think what my cousin said is... Right?"

"I think it's quite right."

"Big fool..." Yang Xiaoman arched in his arms and said, "do you regret meeting me?"

Xu mang reluctantly rubbed Xiaoman's head and said softly, "don't think so much. If you have to answer, you won't regret it in the next life."

"Hee hee..."

with a happy smile, Yang Xiaoman operated his little hand in the quilt and asked curiously, "are you ready now?"

Xu Mang: how can I be so frustrated!

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