Gifts?

You got a gift for me?

Then Xu mang saw the legendary gift. The gift was very exquisite. It could be seen that everyone was very attentive. Unfortunately, Xu mang didn't want to accept the gift, mainly because it took too much brains.

An elaborate applied mathematics problem.

Am I...

crazy?

Xu mang was very angry. It was like he was a child in primary school. One day, his uncle came over and gave him a sack of gifts. He opened all the special exercises. He had everything from primary school to high school.

"Professor Xu!"

"This is an elaborate gift from all the math professors at Columbia University." An old professor said with a smile: "you see... There are many elements in it, and we hope you can understand your real strength in the field of mathematics."

Sorry,

refuse!

Xu mang was about to speak when his cousin suddenly opened his mouth and said to Xu mang seriously, "Xu mang... You can satisfy them. These people want to know your talent in mathematics, otherwise they will be depressed."

These words are in Chinese for communication.

"Oh..."

"that's to make them depressed." Xu Mang's answer is very simple. Originally, he and Xiaoman came to travel. As a result, he was abducted to Columbia University, and then he was transferred to the office. Then he had to finish something.

By what?

What about the tool man?

"..."

"Xu mang... I know you are a little angry, but for the sake of my cousin's face, you can satisfy their curiosity. These old professors especially like to excavate some rare world-class mathematical talents." Cousin helplessly said: "they all know you are my relatives, you can't let cousin disgrace, must complete!"

Xu mang took a look at Xiaoman, saw her nodding to herself, and said quietly, "look at your face, I'll satisfy them... But..."

suddenly, the devil's thought invades Xu Mang's brain, and then he has a very bold idea.

"But what?" My cousin asked.

"No..."

"nothing." Xu mang said awkwardly.

According to the prompt given by the system, the exchange value of this question is 1, indicating that there is no pressure.

"Can you give me a quiet environment?" "I need a relatively quiet environment with no one around," Xu said seriously

"Yes!"

Then, Xu mang was left alone in the huge office? It's impossible... It's impossible, but someone will do it for himself. Xu takes out a cigarette, lies on his chair and thinks about his next plan...

at the same time,

outside the door,

a group of people are waiting for the answers inside, including Yang Xiaoman. At this time, she is standing in the corner with her mobile phone, brushing her microblog and looking at the cosmetics What kind of cosmetics have been introduced today.

However, Xiaoman did not forget to help her fiance collect intelligence, she is listening to these professors' evaluation of Xu mang.

Of course,

at this time, everyone is guessing the completion time of Xu mang.

Some people speculate that it will take an hour, some guess it will take half an hour, while others guess it will take two hours. These professors basically believe that Xu can solve this problem without accident, but there is a dispute over the time.

According to Xiao man's understanding of Xu Mang, she felt that at most 10 to 15 minutes would be enough to complete all the calculation process.

"Little man?"

"How many children do you want in the future?" Xiaoman's cousin stood by and asked curiously.

In the face of this problem,

Yang Xiaoman and Xu mang have discussed for a long time, and even their names have been chosen in advance. But now Xiaoman has a little regret. To tell you the truth, Xu mang alone has made himself miserable. Suddenly, there are two little demons, one big devil and two little demons...

are people still allowed to live?

"I..."

"I'm a little scared." Yang Xiaoman tooted his mouth and worried all over his face and said: "I'm worried... If the future child is like Xu Mang, then I'm not finished. Big bastard, I'm not enough for the whole weather. As a result, two little bastards came to me to anger me. I'm afraid that in the future, I'll be killed by three Xus."

"..."

for a while,

my cousin was speechless, but she soon thought of a way to say to her cousin: "Why are the three surnamed Xu? Can't it be three Yang? "

Yang Xiaoman shook his head and said seriously: "the surname Xu and yang are not important. The key is that Xu Mang, the son of a bitch, is the shopkeeper. Even if the child's temper is Yang's, I'll raise it. I can't stand the two children's temperaments one by one, and the other is stubborn."Cousin very speechless: "this is not good, that is not good, simply don't give birth to, when DINK

"No way!"

"We've got our names." Yang Xiaoman resolutely refused, seriously said: "pain on the pain."

My cousin laughed and didn't speak.

Later,

Xiaoman and her cousin talked about some interesting things at home. Her intention is to use these anecdotes to arouse her cousin's idea of going home. She hasn't returned home for more than ten years, so it's time to go back. However, her attitude is very tough and she won't go back even if she is killed.

"Xiaoman..."

"some things are not as simple as you think." My cousin said without expression: "in a word, don't talk about this matter. No matter how you persuade me, I won't go back."

Xiaoman is helpless. Although I don't know what happened, I heard that the noise was so fierce that my cousin was almost ready to jump out of the building. Before that, my cousin went to America for more than ten years. Since then, I have disconnected from my family.

"Sister... At that time..."

at this time,

at this time,

the door of the office was opened, and Xu mang came out of the office. In the eyes of surprise and shock, Xu mang took Xiaoman's hand and said to his cousin, "Xiaoman and I left first."

After saying that,

he quickly pulled Xiaoman away from the scene.

“???”

“???”

“???”

What's the situation?

Why are you in such a hurry?

People are curious about Xu Mang's reaction.

When people walk into the office and see the white paper, everyone is speechless. Xu mang does not write the answer, but writes a paragraph on it.

Hello, when you see this text, you will have to solve four problems. Only by solving these four questions can you get my correct answer. These four questions are placed on the first to fourth floors of the left drawer.

"This..."

"is this a test for us?" An old professor responded and quickly got four pieces of white paper according to the instructions above. Indeed, there were four topics on it, namely, abstract algebra, theory of complex functions, differential geometry and topology.

"No!"

"This is not a test, but a challenge from Professor Xu!" A middle-aged man said with a smile, "do you accept it?"

Everyone accepted the challenge and began to solve the problems given by Xu. Under Xu's design, the four topics are moderately difficult. Of course, compared with the students, the difficulty is slightly higher, but it is only a matter of time for these professors to complete them.

"No

"Professor Xu should not have given such a simple question." A professor responded and said solemnly, "these questions let students complete their trip to Chengdu. I don't believe that these simple and extremely simple questions are written by Professor Xu."

After the professor's warning, the public reaction, it is true that things have become a bit strange, according to Professor Xu's ability, it is unlikely to give such a topic, unless he made it on purpose.

At this time,

my cousin faintly felt a little bad, thinking of Xu Mang's various performances, it was possible that there might be some conspiracy in it. He took a trace of anger and drove everyone out. Then he ran away in less than five minutes.

It's not normal behavior.

Half an hour later,

there is no difficulty in the completion of differential geometry, but it is a little complicated.

Ten minutes later, the problem of abstract algebra was solved. After another ten minutes, the problem of function theory of complex variables was solved. Finally, the problem of topology was left, but the problem was still half an hour away.

Wait!

Xiaoman found that the answers to the three problems solved were very simple, just a series of numbers, but... She seems to have read a certain kind of information from the answer, and these numbers are like some kind of password language...

wrong...

Chinese dictionary!

Xiaoman suddenly woke up and went to her desk in a hurry. She saw the flipped Chinese dictionary. According to the answers to the three questions, she found the three characters, I, no, a...

did I not answer?

What do you mean?

Xiaoman cousin fell into confusion, I didn't answer... It looks so strange.

I didn't answer...

what didn't I answer?

Wait a minute!

(° ー″) should it be...

∑ ('д′ * ノ) ノ I didn't answer the question?!

At the thought of this,

cousin Xiaoman collapsed completely, which was definitely intentional. He wanted to make the mathematics professors of Columbia University depressed to death.

But it's not right. Why use the Chinese dictionary instead of the Oxford dictionary? It's absolutely a problem. Is it difficult... Cousin Xiaoman thought of a possibility that he deliberately used the Chinese dictionary, because only one person at the scene knew Chinese, and thenThe more you think about it, the more angry you are. But now the time is very tight. Cousin Xiaoman has no time to call Xu mang to reprimand him. She stealthily takes a look at the questions given to him by professors, and goes straight out of the office to a deserted place and starts to solve this problem.

For a long time,

the problem was successfully solved. Cousin Xiaoman returned to the office and put the title back to its original place. The answer was hidden in her drawer, in the middle of a textbook.

At this point,

happens to be the last problem solved.

But all of them were at a loss except cousin Xiaoman.

"We have solved it, but what about Professor Xu's answer?" An old professor asked curiously.

"Ha ha!"

"In fact, he played a little trick." With a fake smile on her face, Xiao man said to her colleagues Hu: "the four numbers correspond to the four Chinese characters in a Chinese dictionary, translated as... In the drawer."

Soon,

cousin Xiaoman angrily took out her answer and yelled to the colleagues present: "I have found Xu Mang's answer!"

As the saying goes,

my cousin would like to kill Xu mang. He wrote it by herself, but it turned out to be his.

Why do you have such a brother-in-law?

At this point,

cousin Xiaoman basically straightens out Xu Mang's idea of committing a crime. First, he makes use of the relationship that he and he are relatives, and then according to the characteristics that only he understands Chinese, he makes ingenious arrangements, including the deliberately opened Chinese dictionary.

Due to the problem of face, I have to help him solve the problem. All the credit will naturally become him at the moment the truth is announced,

Xu Mang,

are you special people?

...

at this time,

at this time,

Xiaoman shrank in Xu Mang's arms and listened to him tell about his evil plan. He was very angry and funny. He stretched out his hand to wring the soft meat in Xu Mang's waist and said, "you are so bad!"

Then the painting style turned,

got close to Xu Mang's ear and said softly, "but... I love it!"

The words fall,

Xiaoman kisses Xu mang on the cheek.

(* ~ 3 ( ̄)  ̄ take a left!

( ̄)  ̄ ε  ̄ *) on the right!

(*  ̄ 3) (ε  ̄ *) in the middle!

Just as they are getting lost, suddenly a phone call interrupts all illusions.

Yang Xiaoman took out his mobile phone to have a look, the whole person was muddled.

"Yes..."

"it's cousin's Yang Xiaoman worried to say: "pick up?"

Xu mang doesn't matter. Anyway, the product has been activated by himself. What can my cousin do? Go to the manufacturer if you have the ability...

"take it

"Oh..." Yang Xiaoman answered the phone and asked carefully, "elder sister... What's the matter?"

For a moment,

a deafening roar came from the mobile phone.

"And your husband?"

"Put him on the phone!"

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