Chapter 1596

"Damn it, Emperor Yun will die."

"It's disgusting. Even if it's not a beautiful woman, you can't be such a bad person. "

"Who is this actor? I swear I'll find him. Shit, no, I need the bathroom. I want to puke

The appearance of such flowers makes the large and small cinemas of Huaxia blow up their nests. Besides being funny, they feel particularly disgusting.

What makes people speechless is that after Ruhua was hit by Xiao Yunhai, people immediately came to him and asked, "what's the matter?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "he wants to rob money, this dead demon."

The three people showed a surprise expression: "ah?! A demon? "

Zhu Zhishan, played by Huang Bo, hands the folding fan to Wen Zhengming and shouts: "demon, I like it."

With that, he jumped into the river.

Xiao Yun Haydn was speechless.

But then, Wen Zhengming sighed and said, "it's a pity that he should take the lead."

Xiao Yunhai plays Tang Bohu is more surprised, even his eyes are protruding.

Once again, the fans got a roar of laughter.

In another studio, director Jiao fangtao, who is going to show his new film the day after tomorrow, sits in a corner with the stars Li Xun, Wu Jun and Zhang Xiaojing watching Xiao Yunhai's film.

Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will be invincible in a hundred battles.

Although Tang Bohu ordered the fragrance of autumn, it was also Xiao Yunhai's work, even if it was not good, no one dared to underestimate it.

In fact, it's not only their "Sword Fairy" crew, but also other publicity groups in the cinema in various regions.

Jiao took a look at the film critic who left and asked, "what do you think of this film?"

Zhang Xiaojing is a young man, at this time has been smiling face is red, said: "quite funny, and our film is completely two extremes."

Jiao continued to ask, "how many points will you give it?"

Zhang Xiaojing thought for a moment and said, "if the following plot is as funny as the previous one, I will give it a score of more than 9 points, no, at least 9.5 points. Because it's a lot more funny than Charlotte trouble. "

Jiao fangtao was silent for a moment and asked Li Xun.

Li Xun shrunk his smile, thought about it for a while, and said: "exaggerated performance, sharp editing, elegant fighting and funny lines, all of which form a huge magnet, which firmly attracts the attention of fans. Director Jiao, we underestimated my younger martial brother before. This movie is definitely going to be a gold gobbler, and the threat to us is much bigger than those blockbusters. "

Wu Jun nodded approvingly and said: "like the original Charlotte troubles, the reputation of this film will certainly present two levels of differentiation. Critics will give business reviews, and fans will give them good reviews. I didn't expect that he would make such a film as the world's first director. Doesn't he know that this is the rhythm that critics are going to attack? "

In the film and television industry, what kind of identity you want to make what kind of film.

If a newcomer, it's OK to make such a vulgar film. But Xiao Yunhai, as the king of movies and the benchmark character of Chinese movies, just doesn't take his identity seriously.

Jiao fangtao said: "this is what Mr. Xiao is admired for. Since we are going to shoot a comedy, we should be worthy of the word comedy. He did it completely, exaggerating and vulgar, but it really made fans laugh. As for the other things, he didn't think about it at all. Look at it. At this critical juncture of the Spring Festival, whether it's those big Hollywood blockbusters or the great domestic productions that have been played up, you have to kneel in front of this movie that makes people laugh. This is our real opponent. "

Wu Jun, Li Xun and Zhang Xiaojing looked at each other and nodded. Obviously they thought so.

as like as two peas in Jiao Fangtao, the other directors are almost alike.

On the big screen, in the laughter of the fans, the movie entered into the most classic plot.

Xiao Yunhai takes a fancy to Qiuxiang. In order to chase her, he wants to sneak into Washington, conspire with the boatman and feign death to cheat Qiuxiang and pomegranate.

"Neighbors, come here. The filial son who has just come out of the oven is afraid to sell. If you don't buy it, you can have a look at it."

As soon as Xiao Yunhai's advertisement came out, the fans could not help laughing.

In a conversation, sister pomegranate was kind and said, "what a tragedy! We are just short of a servant. I think that before the words fall, a miserable scholar pushes a wooden cart and comes over. There are six dead people on the bus, and they vomit blood while walking.

"Pooh."

"Ha ha."

Seeing this plot, everyone laughed again and said in succession: "now, Tang Bohu meets his opponent."

Sure enough, the scholar called out: "I am so miserable, sell my body to bury the whole family!"

Xiao Yunhai showed an unbelievable expression and said, "won't it?"The scholar said, "two girls, take pity on me. My family of six died in one night. I'm infected with grade 10 tuberculosis. You can buy me if I'm half sold and half given away. "

Qiuxiang said: "Oh, pomegranate, you see he is much more pitiful, we will buy him back to Washington, OK?"

Pomegranate cried and said, "then buy him."

Xiao Yunhai see things are not good, said: "sister, I came first ah."

Pomegranate asks: "how can this pay attention to come first, arrive later. If you have anything worse than him, tell me. "

Xiao Yunhai showed a puzzled expression and said, "I I This This You see, I haven't cut my nails these days. It's full of black mud. Isn't it miserable enough? "

At this time, the scholar's dog suddenly died.

The scholar cried: "Wangcai Wangcai Wangcai, you can't die. Wangcai, you've been with me for so many years. You are affectionate and righteous to me. But now I haven't let you eat a full meal. I'm sorry, Wangcai

Seeing Xiao Yunhai standing there, the fans almost burst into laughter.

"Oh, hey, what is a strong middle hand? A mountain is higher than a mountain. I understand it today. "

"This scholar's acting skills are just amazing, obviously much worse than Tang Bohu."

On the screen, Xiao Yunhai suddenly saw a cockroach and yelled, "be careful."

As soon as pomegranate retreats, cockroaches are trampled to death.

Xiao Yunhai showed a sad look and cried: "Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I've been with you for so many years. I've been teaching you to raise you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I can't believe that today, the white hair people give the black hair people! "

Pomegranate way: "autumn fragrance elder sister, they two are so miserable, how to do?"

Qiuxiang thought for a while and said, "let's see."

The man saw Xiao Yunhai crying there, surprised and annoyed.

He went to Xiao Yunhai and said, "brother, don't make trouble. You see how clean you are. Go in and put on some makeup. Look at me. I'm full of rotten sores. How could you have suffered me? "

This word once again caused the fans to roar with laughter.

Xiao Yunhai said: "you don't want to compare with me. I can't stand being compared with me!"

The scholar said, "how about comparing with you?"

"Aren't you forcing me? "

" can you be worse than me? "

Xiao Yunhai picked up a stick and broke his arm fiercely. He laughed and said, "you said your hand is full of sores. Now my whole hand is broken. Who is worse than whom?"

"Did you have a good time?" the scholar said angrily

Xiao Yunhai snorted and said, "I'm in love with you today

"I will play with you to the end! Damn it, come on

The scholar took up the stick and smashed his head. Suddenly, his blood flowed like a stream. He said triumphantly, "do you want to play with me? I don't even want my life. How can you compare with me! Who dares to be worse than me

With that, the whole person fell to the ground and died.

Xiao Yunhai was stunned and said, "good boy, you are miserable. We will see you soon."

Pomegranate stopped him and said, "since he is dead, I will buy you."

A classic drama is over, and the laughter in the studio has never stopped from the beginning.

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