Chapter 1003

Zhao Wanqing glanced at her lines and said, "good words are very concise and reliable. Egg laying rooster, fighter in Rooster! Oh, yes

Looking at Zhao Wanqing's ridiculous actions and humorous lines, we all fell into a frenzy of laughter again.

"Another side, you can use it. Egg laying rooster, fighter in Rooster! Oh yeah! Another one on the back, laying Rooster... "

Zhao Wanqing is recording the joy, Xiao Yunhai rushed out in a hurry.

Zhao Wanqing said with a displeased face: "what are you doing? We recorded this advertisement. If you are anything else, please give me a chicken. I have signed all the contracts. The compensation is 40000. "

Xiao Yunhai pulled Zhao Wanqing aside and said, "you signed the contract. What are you in such a hurry to do. When the chicken is gone, the daughter-in-law is stewed. Eat that. "

Zhao Wanqing listened, the whole person was stupid.

The audience was laughing.

Zhao Wanqing closed her eyes and wanted to cry, but she couldn't cry out. She held on there and scared Xiao Yunhai. She patted her back and said, "old companion, old companion. Baiyun, Baiyun, Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun ~ ~ look at me. "

Zhao Wanqing swallowed that tone and cried, "the famine has become 40000! Woo Hoo Hoo. "

Xiao Yunhai said, "look at me, old companion. Don't worry. Don't get angry. The old man is here. No, you look at me and do it. Zhao Wanqing cried: "how can I fix it?"

Xiao Yunhai comforted him: "don't cry. Well, look at me, smile. There's an old man, good boy. "

A series of interaction between the two, with seamless, will be a rural old man and old lady portrayed vividly.

While admiring by the audience, the audience laughed and clapped.

Li Xun clapped his hands and praised: "if this is a play, they will definitely be shortlisted for the best actor and heroine."

Huang Bo saw Zhao Wanqing crying and asked, "what happened to her just now?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "it's over, you say. It's said that the rooster has been taken away. I'm sorry. Oh, what are you crying about? Come on, sit here. "

Huang Bo said, "it's OK! I have feelings."

"Cooperate." Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing, then picked up the money on the table and said to Huang Bo, "take this money first."

Huang Bo said quickly, "uncle, you can't make a joke. If you want to return the money for breach of contract, it is not a refund of 20000. You have to double it to 40000, don't you, aunt? "

" ooh, woo... "

Xiao Yunhai angrily said," Why are you still fighting? "

Ha ha, ha ha

Huang Bo asked, "uncle, why didn't the chicken come?"

Zhao Wanqing interface way: "can't hold."

Huang Bo's face changed and asked, "why?"

Xiao Yunhai said quickly, "take a nap."

"Pooh."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"That's a brilliant reason."

Huang Bo asked in surprise: "chicken nap?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "this chicken, even laying eggs with the crow. It's tiring for this person to take two jobs. Come and drink. You say this chicken can be so valuable? Don't pay for it!

Huang Bo said triumphantly, "uncle, I'll tell you the truth. If this chicken is to be put in the hands of your two elders, it's not worth any money. You've given it to me. I'll fry it. It's worth it. "

Xiao Yunhai tentatively asked, "how about the stew?"

the audience laughed wildly again.

Huang Bo said, "that's valuable too."

Xiao Yunhai turned his eyes and said, "ah, that is to say, this chicken is a famous chicken.". No matter whether you are alive or dead, even if you eat meat stewed, it is valuable!

Huang Bo said: "that's right."

Zhao Wanqing said happily, "you are so talented!"

"ha ha ha ha ha."

Xiao Yunhai picked up a piece of chicken and asked, "for example, if you are the chicken now, how much do you get for one yuan?"

Huang Bo said, "if you don't give 2000 yuan for this piece, you don't have the right to eat it."

"What about chicken heart?"

"Four thousand."

What about chicken liver

"Six thousand."

"Where's the chicken kidney?"

"Eight thousand."

Xiao Yunhai said happily: "enough."

Zhao Wanqing grabbed Xiao Yunhai's arm and said, "it's very talented."

"Oh, I'll go. That's OK."

"It's amazing that 20000 yuan can still be paid back."

The scene is already laughing.

Xiao Yunhai can't help but pinch chicken for Huang Bo.

Huang Bo said with embarrassment: "uncle and aunt, you also eat, don't just eat me alone. You eat. "

Xiao Yunhai said, "no, our family can't afford it."

Audience: "ha ha ha."Huang Bo said: "uncle, you can't drink any more. Anyway, you'll have to let me take the chicken away in a moment

Xiao Yunhai said: "I can't hold you. You can carry it."

Huang Bo was puzzled and asked, "carry it away?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "to tell you the truth, the chicken you want has been stewed by her daughter-in-law, and this is what you eat. However, according to your requirements, the practice is different. What you said is stir fry, but we stew it. You've set the price. Anyway, this is the case. If you want to keep 20000 yuan, you can keep it, otherwise you can take it away. If you want to eat 20000 big meals, you take them away and I don't move. What do you think? "

Huang Bo was just stupid there.

Zhao Wanqing gave Xiao Yunhai a sharp kiss on her face and said excitedly, "you are so talented."

By this time, the whole scene had completely exploded.

"Brilliant."

"If I were the one, I wouldn't be crazy."

"Oh, I'll go. I can't stand it."

"It's killing me. I really can't laugh any more."

Huang Bo was stupefied for a long time and said: "uncle and aunt, don't move. Cooperate with me. I can't smash the chicken in my hand."

Huang Bo, holding a chicken pot, said to the camera: "when people get angry, they are easy to be absent-minded. In the past, I have been short of them. Since eating the meat of the laying rooster, ah, I've become smart. It's only 20000 yuan to eat a piece of meat. It's really worth it! "

Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing pointed to him and called out, "you are so talented!"

With the laughter and applause, the whole sketch is over.

"Oh, I'm going. I'm going to die laughing."

"Watching the scene is obviously more funny than watching TV."

"It's great after yunhuangqing. I've got a stomachache with laughter."

The younger students and younger sisters were clapping and talking.

On the star banquet, Yan Chunling sighed: "the acting is supernatural. It's really amazing to be in your 20s and over 50s. "

Li channel: "worthy of being the film queen, the gap between us is really too far. Even that Huang Bo is better than me in acting skills. The younger brother and younger sister of this class who graduated in 1999 are the most outstanding. How can we feel about the elder and younger sister? "

Back backstage, Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo clapped hands to celebrate the success of the sketch.

Yu Yuexian, who was preparing to appear, shook his head and sighed, "what can we do next if you act like this?"

The drama she plays is a story about a girl who just graduated from school. In order to dream, she works hard in the entertainment industry, surmounts many difficulties, and finally her dream comes true. Among them, there are many places that are very touching.

Xiao Yunhai's sketches make everyone laugh and want to change their mood, which is undoubtedly too difficult for Yu Yuexian.

Xiao Yunhai said: "sister Yu, I believe that your strength, there must be no problem. I have to get off my make-up. After your show, I'm going to sing a song on the stage

Zhao Wanqing said with a smile, "come on, sister Yu."

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