Chapter 1002

"Pooh."

"Ha ha ha."

"There's no bottom line."

The audience were all laughing.

Xiao Yunhai had no words to look for, and said: "at that time, the chicken was very contradictory and depressed. You think, you imagine, a rooster, it wants to lay eggs, not its work, it wants to do. If you don't lose a person or a chicken, what do you think of it? What do chickens think of it? What do ducks think of it? What do geese think? How to mix up in the literary and artistic circles in the future. "

"I'll go."

"Is it ironic that a rooster lays eggs in relation to the literary and artistic circles?"

Zhuangbin shook his head and said with a smile: "this boy really dares to say anything."

A teacher said, "he should be mocking the pompous style of entertainment."

Zhao Wanqing corrected: "chicken world."

Xiao Yunhai said: "chicken world... Not chicken world, should be poultry industry. How to mix up? What do you think of the little hen who used to be better with it? What's more, when it's hatched, what's it called when it's hatched? Dad, no more. It's not right to call mom. It's not right to call her aunt. However, if you have eggs, you can't stop laying them. If you don't, you'll feel flustered. So... "

Zhao Wanqing couldn't help but stand up and made a summary: "so it strengthened its own belief, laid its own eggs, let others say it."

"Pooh."

"Ha ha ha."

"Lay your own eggs and let others talk. It's a classic line. "

The scene was full of laughter and cheers.

Xiao Yunhai said: "I analyze, it just can't hold back. If it can hold back, it can't go down

Huang Bo asked, "uncle, where did it lay the eggs?"

Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing and asked, "where are you going?"

after comparing with the 20000 yuan, Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "where are you going?"

Xiao Yunhai came down from the Kang and said, "where did it go. Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa, it is just walking and thinking. Came to the chicken coop in front of, no good intention. Where is it going? When I came to the duck rack, I didn't like it. Where is it? I can't hold it any longer. If it falls, it will leak out. "

The stars, teachers and students were all laughing out of breath. Xiao Yunhai acted like a rooster on the stage. His vivid action made people laugh.

After turning around without making up a reason, Xiao Yunhai had to ask Zhao Wanqing for help and said, "where are you going? Guess where you said it at last!"

Zhao Wanqing swallowed his mouth and spit, closed his eyes and said in a loud voice: "dog's nest."

Xiao Yunhai patted Zhao Wanqing directly: "Oh, my God, I'm going to the dog's nest!"

"Oh, I'll go, can't I be so funny?"

"Oh, Hello, I'm laughing. Is this a little reliable? "

"I knew that yunhuang's sketches would not disappoint us. I was laughing and had a stomachache."

On the stage, Huang Bo asked, "who discovered that?"

Without thinking about it, Xiao Yunhai said, "you son of a bitch!"

Zhao Wanqing said, "as soon as the paparazzi are discovered, all the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats in the county will know about it the next day."

"Ha ha ha."

Zhao Wanqing's words, the scene suddenly laugh.

"Damn it, is this in touch with the paparazzi?"

"God, I knew that the sketch of rooster laying eggs must be satirizing the literary circle."

"It's amazing. The cloud emperor is too good."

Zhao Wanqing continues her performance, which is a big burden. She must shake it off.

"The chicken in our house has become a famous chicken in the night... That guy... In the past, the chicken corridor in our house was holding out his chest and looking up. Kaka.... "

Zhao Wanqing raised her head and said as she learned to walk as a rooster.

"Since the birth of male eggs, the corridor has changed and become like this. Eat and eat... "

" I'll see what my paws are on the floor. I'll take a closer look at it. I'll practice signing. "

When the audience saw this, they all laughed crazy. Even the female stars who have been trying to keep their appearance smile and shed tears one by one, not to mention those big men.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"It's just too funny and too cruel."

"What does the emperor think? Ha ha ha!"

Huang Bo clapped his hands and said, "that's great. It's wonderful. Uncle, where is the egg laid by the cock now

Xiao Yunhai said, "yes."

The audience laughed again.

Huang Bo choked for a while and asked in surprise, "did you eat it? Who ate it?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "I ate it, but she dare not eat it."

Huang Bo asked as like as two peas, "what did you do after eating?"

Xiao Yun Hai Road: "what's the reaction?"Huang Bo was not happy, and said, "uncle, you don't cooperate. How can you say that. It can't be the same as eating ordinary eggs. You can't say that it can cure all kinds of diseases. At least it has to have some curative effect. "

Zhao Wanqing said: "yes, it's right. I know. You turn it on. It can cure the disease and turn it on. "

After Huang Bo turned on, Zhao Wanqing gestured and said, "many old people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My wife had cerebral thrombosis last year. Before he ate male eggs, his corridor was like this."

She turned her head to Xiao Yunhai and said, "go to learn Wu Laoer corridor quickly."

Audience: "ha ha ha."

Xiao Yunhai can't help it. His legs are straight and his eyes are numb. He interprets a patient with cerebral thrombosis incisively and vividly.

There was a lot of laughter.

Zhao Wanqing said: "after eating the male eggs, we will see again."

Peng, Xiao Yunhai directly fell to the ground.

Zhao Wanqing angrily said, "get up for me!"

Xiao Yunhai sat cross legged on the ground and asked, "are you cheating?"

"how can this be called cheating? It's not fake medicine, it's not harmful to people."

After Zhao Wan finished, she turned her head and said to Huang Bo, "Xiao Huang, you can come back and broadcast it backwards. I always fall before eating eggs. I can walk after eating them. "

"Ha ha ha."

"Oh, I'll go."

"It's killing me."

The performance on the stage is getting better and better. If you can't say a word, you will laugh.

While having dinner with Huang Bo, Xiao Yunhai asked, "since your aunt became famous, this is the first time you see money. What are you going to do next? "

Huang Bo said, "I'll make a hype and buy out the chicken."

Xiao Yunhai said: "big speculation, future speculation ah, find more people, on the CCTV. Like Lao Bi and Lao sun, you can find two more famous people, or you will be in vain. "

Huang Bo said, "uncle, please take that chicken out."

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile, "Oh, that chicken, you'll see the old man after you've seen it!"

Taking advantage of Xiao Yunhai's effort to hold the chicken, Huang Bo turned his head and looked at Zhao Wanqing and said, "Auntie, let's hurry up and sign the contract."

Zhao Wanqing said, "it's great to sign the contract."

Huang Bo pointed to the contract and said, "the 20000 yuan is to buy out the chicken. 20000 yuan, sign here. You see, if you break the contract, you have to pay double, and you have to give me 40000. "

Zhao Wanqing indifferent said: "don't double, ten times, I give you 200000, I can not let you carry away."

Huang Bo said happily, "I'm happy to cooperate with my aunt. By the way, Auntie has to trouble you to be an image spokesman for laying hens. "

Zhao Wanqing said, "I record it and record it quickly. I got the money after recording. Turn it on. "

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