At the beginning of the new year, everyone is busy. Comics and novels are the lowest period of time. But "selling abductions" unexpectedly became popular in microblog and circle of friends, which many people didn't expect.

The story is very short, so you can read it all at once. After reading it, those who understand the stem will naturally understand some of the laughing points. Those who do not understand the stem can also feel their own interest from the story.

Simon Qing just sent out this short cartoon. Not long after, he received a call from Gou Yue, editor of the editorial department.

"Good new year, editor Gou."

"Teacher Qing'er, happy new year. Just call me editor," Gou Yue said on the phone. "In fact, I'm calling to find you."

"What's the matter? You're still working on the first day of the new year?" Simon couldn't help sighing. The social animals are really poor.

"Actually..."

Gou Yue roughly explained the situation. It turned out that Ximen Qing's cartoon was seen by a sketch actor of xiakong TV station. The sketch actor is very famous. He was the kind who had been to the Spring Festival Gala. This time, xiakong TV station invited him to the Lantern Festival Gala. He had already prepared a program.

But after reading Ximen Qing's cartoon, he changed his mind temporarily and hoped to perform abduction. To this end, he contacted the square editorial department, and then Gou Yue contacted XiMenqing.

"OK, no problem." Simon Qing is eager to sell a wave of copyright now. After losing the money for the ship, she is now so poor that she has to chew the bark. The actor paid 100000 royalties directly, and she has no reason not to agree.

After discussing the general matter with gou Yue, XiMenqing handed it over to the editorial department. Just at this time, song Yunwu came and saw her lying on the sofa like a salted fish with her legs still on the tea table. She couldn't help saying, "people will come soon. You can either go back to your room or don't be so muddy."

"Men and women?" Simon Qing suddenly thought of a little, "it's my limit to let your brother in. Don't let other men in."

Song Yunwu looked at her strangely: "aren't Holland and Luna Jones also men? I haven't seen you. Why do you have an opinion?"

"I can't do anything about the boy Jones. Eight murderers. Alas, you have to try one?" Simon's feeling stood up. "As for Holland, I regard him as a dog, and the words of a male dog are still acceptable."

Song Yunwu felt nothing, said fuck. It's a pity that she was regarded as a dog by the great European wolf king.

"Don't worry, all I bring are female soldiers."

"It's sister paper!?" Simon's feeling suddenly became interested, "is it beautiful? Is it big?"

Her mind suddenly remembered those overlord flowers, military flowers, police flowers and so on in the TV series. It was called a sexy.

"Uh huh," Song Yunwu nodded, "they are older than me anyway."

"Older than you?" Simon said in surprise.

The charterer's chest is not small. Someone with E is bigger than her. Isn't that a meat bullet?

"Hey, hey ~"

Ding Dong——

When the door bell rang, song Yunwu hurried to open the door.

"Come on, come on."

As soon as the door opened, XiMenqing heard a neat "happy new year, instructor" in the living room.

Worthy of being a soldier, the roar was full of breath.

Then... Ximen Qing saw four "sister papers" about her height in a row.

The reason why they put quotation marks on the sister paper is that when they enter the house and take off their coats, they reveal a pair of arms like Billy Herrington. The muscles, lines and arms are thicker than Simon's thighs!

The most eye-catching nature is their breasts. The charterer didn't lie. Indeed, each one is bigger than her. But where is the cushion? It's just a few pieces of granite!

It's hard. It can't be called milk solitude at all. That's muscle!

"I......" Ximen Qing just felt a mouthful of old blood pouring up. It's really a dog's day.

The four female soldiers were still detained when they entered the door. They stood there and didn't sit down. Seeing this, song Yunwu said to them, "just sit down. You're welcome. The guy on the sofa is my roommate. Don't pay attention to her."

"Yes!"

Sure enough, they were soldiers. The four answered like one person. It was too neat.

Simon looked at them curiously and suddenly found that although they seemed to be sitting on the chair, they were actually squatting on the horse step. There was a slight distance between their hips and the stool, and they didn't touch them at all.

"Hey, aren't you tired?" Simon asked uncontrollably.

One of the female soldiers replied, "I'm used to it. I'm not tired."

Simon Qing asked again, "did she let you do this?"

"Yes, over the years, we have been following the instructor's instructions and seizing all the time to exercise our muscles."

"Muscle?" Simon subconsciously glanced at Song Yunwu in the kitchen. This guy gave this Amway to others because he couldn't practice muscle himself?

"Ask me, how many people did she bring back in those years? Is everyone as muscular as you?"

The female soldier said, "of course, there are 30 people in our platoon. All of them are positive under the guidance of the instructor and devote themselves to muscle training. Only muscle is everything."

They also showed their biceps. This scene can be said to be quite philosophical.

Simon Qing opened his mouth and was surprised to say nothing.

How did the charterer do it? These people are almost brainwashed by a cult. Does this muscle teach so terrible?

"Come and have tea," Song Yunwu came over with a tray in his hand. "What are you talking about?"

Simon grabbed her and asked, "Hey, are you a devil? How did you practice others like that?"

"How beautiful is this?" Song Yunwu disagreed. "Don't you think it's beautiful for the muscular lines and hard texture?"

She also touched the arm of a female soldier, her eyes full of envy: "if only I could practice such muscles."

"Don't! Don't think about it!" Ximen shivered at the thought that there were muscles under the charterer's head.

That's terrible!

Song Yunwu ignored her and turned to the group of female soldiers and said, "since you're here, I'll try your skills and come to the yard."

The water in the pool hasn't been drained. It's frozen now. But the ice is not too thick. It is easy to break if you are not careful.

Song Yunwu practiced with four female soldiers on such ice.

One punch and one foot are full of strength, and at the same time, we should ensure that the ice under our feet is not broken. It can be said that it is quite a test of strength.

Looking at the fighting of their hardline painting style, Simon Qing just felt that these people were like coming out of JOJO comics.