Chapter 120

"No!"

"Does not exist."

"Think about what brother hot dog said at the beginning?"

"Teacher, I love you! Lick it by the way."

"Front row, hurry up! Blow the root!"

"Teacher, you dance so well. Why don't you dance more?"

"My house has a lot of wine. Would you like to come to my house for a drink?"

……

XiMenqing has never bought zombie powder. These 500000 are almost real fans, and they haven't been saved for years. She has only opened her microblog for a month and is very active. That's why she only sent it for half a minute, and a large message has appeared below.

But who are these people? Grab the front row, grab the front row, lick the dog, blow the root, and even want to trick her into getting her drunk.

"Intoxicate me? Why don't you make waves!" Ximen Qing was helpless. How could he have such a group of sand sculpture fans?

Until later, she found a comment with thousands of praise "teacher, I hope there will be such a new year gift every year in the future".

"Sleeping trough! Forget!" Ximen's feeling came back when he saw this. She did prepare a new year gift for her fans. But because I was drunk, I almost forgot it by now.

Sand sculpture fans took the drunken dancing video as a new year gift, but it wasn't.

Fortunately, some fans reminded her that she hurried back to her room and sent a cartoon with only nine long pictures.

For the Chinese new year, of course, we should send some fun.

……

As a loyal Yan fan of Qing'er's teacher, Li Yue always felt that he was different from those childish secondary elements.

He is an adult and a successful social man. He is not interested in children's comics.

The reason why we pay attention to Ximen Qing's microblog is just to lick the selfie occasionally sent by Qing'er's teacher.

"Yo, have you posted another picture?" seeing Ximen's updated microblog, he clicked in to check it at the first time. Seeing the picture, he was happy and could lick it again.

However, he zoomed in and found that it was not a self photo at all, but a strip cartoon.

"Well... What's good about this? Why isn't it a selfie? I want to see a selfie!" he was disappointed, but he glanced at it out of curiosity.

He knows the two characters on the stage, one is ah Zhu and the other is ah Zi. Some time ago, ah Zhu searched the Internet. He knew something.

He remembered that Aju was dead. Is it an old story?

He continued to look, and saw Ah Zi walking in front with a crutch, and ah Zhu shouting "big Huyou! Big Huyou!" behind him.

Ah Zi quickly turned back and said, "sister, can you stop calling my stage name?"

Next, a dialogue between the sisters reveals the general background of the story. It seems that a Zi is no longer a fairy of Xingxiu sect, but a salesman.

Some people insomnia, she went to sell sleeping pills, some people bought horses, she went to sell saddles

Some time ago, their brother Duan Yu Lingbo's Micro steps were too coquettish and twisted his legs. Ah Zi wanted to create a pair of abduction and trafficking to him.

Who wants to have money in Zhennan Wang's family? He gave the whole wheelchair directly, but ah Zi's turn didn't sell.

"This street is full of good legs and feet. Who do you sell this turn to?"

"I'll choose a good one to sell today! Otherwise, how can I reflect my status as the first salesman of Xingxiu sect?"

At this time, a villain rode by.

The painting style is a little different.

It is Dior, the villain in JOJO's wonderful adventure.

Ah Zhu shouted, "turn, turn, turn..."

Then Dior's bike turned and turned in front of them: "I said, do you know where I'm going, just let me turn?"

Ah Zhu quickly changed a shout: "sell, sell..."

A Zi: "connect."

"Abduction and trafficking! Abduction and trafficking!"

Dior, what do you think? Quickly turned back: "who!? who wants to abduct and sell who?"

……

"Ha ha ha." Li Yue laughed and screamed.

Suddenly his eyes darkened, he looked up and saw a pair of eyes staring at himself.

"Oh! Wife, you want to scare me to death!" Li Yue patted his heart.

His wife Tucao said, "make complaints about your beautiful thief?"

"I didn't!" Li Yue immediately pointed to his chandelier. "I swear to the lamp! I absolutely didn't look at other people's photos. If I did, let the lamp fall down and kill me!"

Li Yuqi, who happened to be under the light, hurried to run away: "shit! Dad, do you pit your son like this? You're not under the light, and falling down also hit me!"

"It's all right. Your life is hard and you can't die," Li Yue thought and added, "probably."

"Mom, am I really his own?" Li Yuqi felt the deep malice from Lao Tzu.

"You take a picture of his youth and compare it in the mirror. Isn't your own heart forced to count?" Mrs. Li stared at her son.

Li Yuqi stopped talking. What else could he do with his parents?

At this time, Li Yue took his wife's hand and said to her, "come on, let's see it together."

"What is it?" Mrs. Li leaned up curiously.

A few minutes later: "ha ha ha."

This time, two pigs called out together.

Simon Qingfa's cartoon is called selling abductions. Needless to say, the original author is uncle Benshan, the absolute king of the 21st Century Spring Festival Gala.

But since you want to draw comics, Ximen's feelings must be changed.

He first changed the Dahu couple into Aju and Azzi sisters. Aju's fans have been calling for resurrection. She simply asked Aju to meet you again in this form.

But it's not interesting to just draw the eight dragons. She simply changed Dior into an honest Baker.

The general plot didn't change, so I moved a little detail.

For example, when it comes to insomnia and selling sleeping pills, draw a white blood cell, and when buying a horse and selling a saddle, draw a Qiao Feng.

After watching abduction, Li Yue and his wife laughed crazy.

"What's so funny?" Li Yuqi looked up and found that there was a cartoonist's love watermark in the corner of the picture. He was suddenly surprised that his father paid as much attention to the love teacher as himself.

He immediately opened his mobile phone to check Ximen Qing's microblog, and then finished "selling abductions" in one breath. He also laughed and his stomach cramped.

"No, such an excessive thing must be sent to the group." as a result, as soon as he entered the group, he found that someone had already sent in each group.

"Are these people single for 30 years? So fast?"

……

Li Yuqi's family are far from the only ones amused by this short cartoon. Soon, "selling abductions" spread.

The audience of this sketch suitable for all ages is quite terrible