Chapter 834

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In the field of scientific research, there is a superstition that if you are unlucky, you will be unlucky to death. The theorem is short for the enhanced version of Murphy's theorem.

This superstition often occurs in the following situations: if you think the funds are barely enough to complete the project, then the funds must not be enough - Murphy's theorem Standard Edition.

Very worried about the project application can not pass, so the project application did not pass -- Murphy theorem Standard Version.

Finally passed the project several times in a row, when I feel bad luck, there are more bad things happen - enhanced version of Murphy theorem.

In the enhanced version of Murphy's theorem, the researchers of agriculture, forestry and biology are the most difficult.

Take the doctoral students of fruit tree cultivation as an example: Oh, I'm so tired that I finally passed the project. As long as I applied for the average funding, I could successfully complete the experiment. As a result, the funding really did not reach the average level... Oh, I'm so tired that I finally saved the cost. As long as the cuttings grow normally, I can go on to the next step. So, The cuttings didn't develop normally... Oh, I'm so tired that I finally let the cuttings develop. As long as I water and fertilize on time, the lovely fruit trees can bear fruit smoothly. So, the lovely fruit trees didn't bear fruit... Oh, I'm so tired that I finally let the fruit trees bear fruit. As long as the fruit on the cuttings is on, Normal development can graduate

Then, on a sunny afternoon, a passer-by passed through the campus experimental field and looked at the red fruits on the fruit trees in the fence. He suddenly remembered the story of a young man moistening the soil. It is said that picking a melon to eat is not stealing when he is thirsty

As a result, doctoral students in fruit cultivation were delayed for two years.

Although biology practitioners are doing scientific work, many people are still superstitious when it comes to determining their fate - for example, director Zhao of the heat resistant polymerase group.

After the difficulty of finding heat-resistant polymerase was beyond imagination, the problem came one after another.

"Director, we have a problem..."

"Director, the raw materials are not enough..."

"Director, the refrigerator is broken, and all the strains inside are destroyed..."

There was no time for director Zhao to have a rest.

Exhausted to Thursday, when director Zhao went to the meeting again, he couldn't help wearing a pendant carved with Manjusri in his neck.

At the moment of 1985, there are still very few people hanging beads around their necks. In the past few years, these are all crimes against the revolution, and few people dare to challenge them.

Of course, no one tells these stories now, but when director Zhao puts on the Manjusri pendant, it's really because he can't help it.

Compared with the meeting a week ago, this week's research meeting is much more boring.

The stimulus that Americans bring goes with the wind, without any substantial help, leaving behind a huge pressure.

In this context, each group naturally or unnaturally accelerated the progress.

Until it's hard to make progress.

Director Zhao looked around and said, "it's not good.".

Just after the high sounding prelude to the meeting, director Zhao leaned forward and was ready to speak.

At this time, director Li said: "Dean Cha, our group is in trouble. We really can't help it..."

Director Zhao turns his head in consternation and grabs the same words. Is that ok?

President Cha was ready, but he still rubbed his eyebrows and said: "how do I feel? You still have a way."

Lao Li is a veteran. He said with a smiley face: "the way is definitely more difficult than the difficulty, as long as the funds are enough."

President Cha put down his hand and looked at Lao Li in surprise: "in this month, you spent hundreds of thousands of dollars?"

He expected that the situation began to turn bad again, but he didn't expect it to turn so bad.

"It's only over 200000 in total. Don't worry about hundreds of thousands. It's a big number." Lao Li laughs. His attitude is relatively relaxed,

"Not more than two hundred thousand?" Dean Cha's eyes were all bloodshot. Money is no more important than political influence. The use of influence is not necessarily less. The use of money is bound to be less. The Chinese Academy of Sciences is not a particularly rich unit. These days, it's hard to mix with units that can't earn money. It's even harder to live in such a pure spending unit as the Chinese Academy of Sciences. Some research institutes are even on the verge of not paying their salaries.

It took a lot of effort for Dean Cha to get the current funding. He also saw that the research of Yang Rui and PCR was very stable, so he had this investment.President Cha never dreamed that Yang Rui could go missing, and the progress of each project team was seriously delayed.

"What about the other groups? What about the other groups? " President Cha wants to hear some good news.

The other four group leaders who wanted to speak were silent for a moment.

President Cha's face was cold and he said, "last week, wasn't the progress very fast? Zhang Leshan, you said

He called his name directly and was in a bad mood.

Zhang Leshan looked up in amazement, looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Dean Cha, I am in the ion channel Laboratory of Peking University, and this... Experiment is not very smooth."

"What do you mean?"

"That is... Because the ion channel Laboratory of Peking University has its own tasks, it can only give me short-term secondment of staff. I asked them to coordinate with me, and they said that the director is not in. I asked Peking University for it, and President CAI has been shirking it." Zhang Leshan is also full of grievances.

President Cha frowned: "didn't you encounter this problem before?"

"The previous experiment was not very difficult. As long as we borrowed some instruments and bought some materials, we could solve the problem. Now, I think we may need one or two assistants." Zhang Leshan's euphemism is that he can't do it himself.

Scientific research is like primary school students doing handicrafts. It's not particularly difficult for you to make a good product, but it's not easy for you to make a fine product. Even if you want to make a small paper boat, you need to try to make it perfect.

When Zhang Leshan was young, he did research very carefully. But this time, maybe the temptation was too big, or his mind drifted from scientific research to politics. Zhang Leshan didn't do it very carefully. If it was any other experiment, it would be nothing. But PCR related research was very sophisticated. After all, it was DNA molecular transcription and replication, Pure manual operation of the experiment, a little error will be repeated.

Without waiting for president Cha to give a solution, the other two leaders also quickly complain. If they don't, what should they do if they can't get the resources?

Several people are looking at the leadership eagerly.

President Cha realized the heavy burden of being a leader again and said with a bitter smile, "you all want money and things, so you can't play your own initiative?"

"Dean, we have thought of all the ways we can think of."

Several people called together.

President Cha shook his head: "I've taken out all the funds. It's useless for you to complain and be tired now. It's impossible to think more."

First of all, group leader Zhao couldn't do it. He cried, "Dean Cha, can you think of another way?"

"I can't help it." "The problem now is not just about additional funds. If you can't make any achievements, the cost of these funds is the big problem," said President cha

Director Zhao was shocked. His original intention of doing projects has always been for money, and his work is no exception. Although he does not dare to be as greedy as he used to be, he is bound to take away 10%.

This kind of well-known thing, director Zhao has always been regarded as gray income, however, if the superior wants to check, gray and black is two mouths.

Director Zhao couldn't help calling out again. Zhang Leshan said in advance: "you'd better try to contact Yang Rui."

He is still the Deputy group leader and the most uneconomic of the five. Facing more and more difficult projects, he wants to find Yang Rui most.

How to contact Yang Rui

"Let's set up another project team." Zhang Leshan gritted his teeth and said, "the whole project team is assigned to Yang Rui. If you find someone to agree with, he may be satisfied."

"One and a half of the six project teams for him?" Needless to say, President Cha shook his head: "this is the end of the matter. Yang Rui will not be satisfied."

Although I haven't met, President Cha knows Yang Rui well now. Once the anger gradually faded over time, leaving Dean Cha more helpless.

Zhang Leshan licked his lips and said, "then give him a big project team. We will combine five of them into a large project team, and then give Yang Rui an independent large project team. "

This is to demote his own people. After Zhang Leshan said this, he shrunk his shoulders and waited to be scolded.

Then, for a long time, no one spoke.

"Try it." Director Zhao is not sure to make achievements, but also does not care about the name.

Lao Li nodded, he wanted to save his heart.

Seeing this, President Cha couldn't help thinking deeply. After a while, he said, "let the wind out. But I don't think it's safe. Lao Li"Yes?"

"I remember that you have some friends from the Ministry of public security. Can you ask them to help you find Yang Rui?" President Cha said in a low voice: "it's almost two months. Yang Rui is a young man again. He can't hide in the mouse hole. I guess he should at least find a place to continue to read the literature. He can't get rid of it completely."

"OK, let me ask." Lao Li agreed and asked, "do you want to pay for it?"

"Here you are. Pay as you go." This is the most positive sentence that President Cha said today.

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