287 7.15 Knock, Knock, Knocking On Heaven's Door...Yeah.

Matilda slowly opened up one of her eyes and peeked at me standing in front of her. Droplets of warm blood mixed with the mucus of the BOSS's saliva slowly trickled down the blade of her sword and down onto her hands.

"Eeewwwww...it looks icky and yucky...how do I remove Vendetta out from here?" she said as a pool of blood began to form on her hands and trickle on the ground.

"Just move one step forward, maintain that position and run forward while holding the sword in the same manner and the BOSS's head will plop down. Once you had removed the sword, I have to remove mine and you can gather all the spoils. Be my guest...Hahahaha."

She did exactly that after I had stepped away from the spot I was standing and the moment Vendetta was dislodged from the BOSS's chin, the massive head plopped down on the ground. It had a sort of stupid smiling face and part of the tongue was slithering out of the side of the mouth. Its eyes had two big 'X' on it, indicating that it had died and gone to heaven. Hahahahaha...

I went to the right side of the BOSS hind leg and pulled out my sword which I can say had been dead and need to be revived since it was bent in different angles...!!

The moment Matilda saw Bladeworks, she laughed hysterically at its state as it was bent totally out of proportion.

"Hahahahahaha....now your sword can't even swat a fly...Hahahahaha...its bent out of shape...Hahahhaa...I think it's fine for me to say that it's time to give Bladeworks a proper burial...Hahahahahhaa..."

Ladies and gentlemen, if you were to see my bent out of shape sword...you too would lower the flag at half-mast and blow the bugle...TAPS.

"Let's get out of here after you retrieve the spoils..." I began to stomp and try to bend it back so that it won't look so darn ridiculous on such a state and it managed to be less bent than it was before or someone would call it curly sword...hahahahaha.

"Where are the spoils? It's not dropping anything yet." Matilda asked as peered around after she had wiped her hands and sword on the grassy patch and an offscreen crew helped to pour a bottle of mineral water to help Matilda rinse herself clean.

"Oh...its just here near the belly. All you need to do is find the lever and open the trap door and it will automatically drop out...Here...are you ready...? Whoops...here it comes...!!!" I exclaimed as I slammed the door open and piles of coins slide out, 2 small wooden chest, some scrolls and a few herbal pills slipped out.

"Hii...hii...hii...waaahhh....so many drops. I've never seen so many drops before. Hii...hii..hii...Robin...aren't you taking any of these?" as she stood near and all the spoils automatically deposited into her storage bag.

"Naaahh...you take them first. I've got to fix my sword first before I could go on an adventure with you. I've got a socket and a gem here on my sword, so it would be a waste if I just threw it aside.

I might be turning this into a broad short sword later with only one sharp edge. Who knows, I might turn it into a 4-foot sword." I shrugged my shoulders as I looked forlornly at my Bladeworks that doesn't seem to fit and work in this era. Maybe I should forge something like a Japanese Sword.

"Hey...Matilda. Just want to ask you something. What are the chances of meeting some adventurers in a PVP?"

"Oh... if I encounter someone with a red name, I would flee and lie low. The last time I met with a BOSS was with 5 people in a party and everyone ran helter-skelter away when the BOSS appears."

"But with you...Hahahahaha...before your poor sword turns into that pile of junk, I never guessed you would go and meet face to face with the BOSS head-on. By the way, what sort of mysticism that you used on the BOSS just now? I can see flames and balls of flames coming out from your hand out of nowhere."

"Harry Pothead Magic..." I simply answered back and she was scuffing her head and hurried away when all the items from the trap door had been inserted into her storage bag and she headed towards me.

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"Huu...huu...huu...Bladeworks. Now I have to forge another weapon for me to use. By the way, I have tried blacksmithing and forging, but I have not tried fusing yet. How does fusion works? Maybe I could ask the Blacksmith for more info and pass him 2 more Refined Steel to purchase and exchange for shillings.

"Robin...by the way, how did you know the sack of wrinkly balls would be the best target of all?"

"It was a wild guess. When I stick this sword up its hind leg, it raised his haunches and I can see it's balls well protected near its arse. Hahahaha. So when I deploy my attack on it, I can see it's arsehole puckering like this...." I showed how the arsehole looked like by pickering my lips when suddenly Matilda kissed me on my lips.

"Yesterday was unintentional, today was on full purpose. Hii...hii...hii..." she explained cheekily and skipped ahead of me while I was holding on to a bent, out of shape piece of metal that looked like it came from a car wreck...!!!

"Sigh...if I were to knock up this girl at our age, it doesn't look too bad and not one-sided at all unlike a 16-year-old girl climbing on top of an 11-year old boy. Hahaha...

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"Why are you both back so soon? I haven't even prepared lunch yet. The tarnishing hasn't been set, even the grains hadn't been pounded to unhusked them. Why are you grinning about, cutie pie? Did something happened?" The Elder stood up from the fireplace and wiped her hands as she ushered her granddaughter and whisked her around to ensure that not even a mosquito bite was on her at all.

"Granny...! Come and see the spoils I've got for today. Forget about lunch, it is my treat today...hii...hii...hii...Robin refuses to take any of these and he said it's all mine and he only takes them if I don't need any of these." Matilda spreads the spoils on the blanket that I used to usually sleep on the other night and poured out the contents.

"Robin was going like pow...pow...pow...pow... as he shot flames out of his hand like this and bring the BOSS to submission...!"

She had accumulated a wealth of 2 shillings and 43 pennies, 4 foxtails, 3 furs, 2 wooden chests with a green and red stone in it, a scroll for a 30 minute buff on strength and another scroll for 15 minutes bleeding damage and some unknown herbal pills.

"Oh...did Robin really do that earlier?" She raised her eyebrows at me when Matilda exposes how I subdued the BOSS.

The Elder held the few pills in her hand and informed us that this will be used to recover external injuries when taken orally with a cooling time of 3 minutes each.

The green and red stones were common pieces of gems that could increase the strength of a weapon when it's successfully imbued into its socket. The red one is for armour while the green one is for weapons. Currently, Vendetta had 3 empty sockets and it can be socketed with the assistance of a blacksmith. It was not a complete piece but shards of a gem.

"Robin also kicked the sack of balls from the BOSS and it was howling in pain. hii...hii...hii. Come Granny...lets all of us go to the trading district and let's have a good meal there." Matilda gestured her granny and pulled her arm to treat us for lunch.

"Keep your cash Matilda, it would be best to invest in some armour and insert the green gem into Vendetta. Furthermore, I have a business negotiation at the blacksmith and let me be the one to treat everyone ok?"

"Matilda, it's best you go get yourself an axe and a pickaxe. We would be going mining soon too." I winked at her and she clapped her hands gleefully since I would be treating lunch and secondly I'd be bringing her along for mining too. I would prefer mining for gems and could be fused to make a better gem and so on.

I explained this to her and she agreed to follow me for mining later. I told her after my archery lessons and she nodded in anticipation with a gleam in her eyes.

"Now is the chance to know more about fusing gems and other weapons. Better get 2 Refined Steel plate as a conversational piece first." I excused myself and went to the far end of the stream where I meditated and went to the Realm of Mind and withdrew 2 Refined Steel plate. I kissed the plate and slipped it under my clothes and heads back to the real world after I disengaged from my meditative state.

"Kaching...Kaching...Kaching...40 shillings...here I come." I skipped as I came back and joined them. "Are we ready? Come on...let's goooooooo..." and I beckoned while we took a buggy to reach the outskirts of town. Again, how do you expect a frail old lady to walk 2 hours on her bowed legs and keep up with Cruising Along...might as well we cruise along on a golf buggy. Hehehehe.