Chapter 430

M City, Kentucky.

In the corner.

King sits at his desk, fiddles with his laptop and turns it on.

While waiting for the boot buffer of the notebook, he couldn't help thinking of Saitama's appointment when he went out in the morning.

Saitama lives in his house these days. However, he refuses to live long. He gets up every morning and goes out to find a free house (because he can't afford even a cheap rental house). King once admitted that he can help him rent a house, but he refused very spinefully.

This morning, Saitama dressed as usual and was ready to go out. Suddenly, she turned back and said to King, "king, when I come back, let's go to KFC!"

"Um... Ah?"

King subconsciously agreed. He reacted and looked at Saitama in surprise. What did he chew? He just felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and the cold on his back came up. Suddenly, he regretted leaving Saitama at his home.

Saitama, Saitama, your baldness has absolutely nothing to do with your exercise, but your head is loaded with too much yellow poison, so your hair falls off.

Saitama looked at King strangely. "King, what's the matter with you?"

"No... nothing, a misunderstanding."

King has regained his mind. It turned out that it was KFC, a fast-food restaurant, which scared him to death.

"Hoo, it's still early. Saitama is still looking for his free house."

He woke up from his memories, smiled, opened the web page and browsed the relevant housing rental problems.

When he didn't notice, a few guys with duck tongue hats, large headphones or suspicious whereabouts continued to appear in the inland of the KFC store.

"Captain, the poison has been added to King's favorite melon soda, but why don't we leave?"

"Because... I have to see King die with my own eyes."

It turned out that they were the remnants of the hair killer group who failed to assassinate King many times before. They were really persistent in assassinating king. Most of the members of the killer group had been killed earlier. However, they never gave up.

Some time ago, he planned the express bomb, and now he has purchased a deadly poison through some channel. It is said that only one gram can poison a whale, which is very toxic.

They believe that even if King's body is strong, it will always be human. Perhaps his muscles make his external defense soar. However, his internal organs are always fragile. King will also die if he swallows the poison.

After careful observation, they found that King usually likes to take his notebook and relax in the KFC store not far downstairs. Moreover, king likes to drink melon soda, so they specially put poison into the melon soda. Of course, in order to ensure the success of the plan, they have asked someone to intercept others outside the door. In this way, there are only people from their killer group in the store, As long as they don't drink melon soda and wait for king to "commit suicide".

"Waiter, give me a cup of melon soda!"

Sure enough, King found that there was no rental house in line with Saitama's worth. He immediately closed the web page and reached out to place an order with the KFC waiter.

"Oh!"

The head and others were angry with each other.

"Just a moment, please."

The waiter is an uncle, with a sparse beard and vicissitudes of eyes.

"Your melon soda, sir."

"Thank you."

King took the soda and said thank you. Then he put the soda away, opened the folder, and clicked on the book named "journey to the West and subdue the devil". This is his new book published on the Internet. He had written a novel before, but he was scolded out of his brain. He said that his writing was rubbish and his IQ was poor. He couldn't write a good book in his life. In a rage, he decided to copy the classics, After some screening, I found that journey to the west, one of the four famous works, was quite in line with the setting of the freak, so my brain became hot and wrote this magic revised journey to the West.

Of course, he had only read the journey to the West once at the beginning. Naturally, he could not recite it. He only remembered the plot. In addition, he was influenced by his colleague's classic biography of Wukong, which led to many deviations in this biography of the journey to the West. Qi Tianda Sheng was no longer willing to travel to the west to learn from the classics, but rose up to fight for freedom, equality and a just life, Even more, he boldly shouted the second slogan of "heaven will crush me, a stick will break the sky, the earth will bury me, and one hand will crack the ground. I want all sentient beings to talk about my color change, and I want the hero to smell my fear".

In short, this is a novel shouting for strange people, which obviously violates the current values of heroes. It is estimated that after uploading, he will still be scolded out of his brain, but it doesn't matter. He is here to revenge the society.

It's a joke. You have the right to pass the time.

When the book was opened, the first line said, "there is a flower and fruit mountain in Aolai, with fragrant flowers and emerald trees. There is a stone at the corner of the top of the mountain. It looks like a strange day, and a monkey suddenly burst out of the stone..."

"Good, good."

He browsed through the contents of the previous code again. He was very satisfied. He opened a new page and wrote about the plot of Qi Tian Da Sheng making a big fuss at the headquarters of the hero Association and being captured by mistake. In order to kill Qi Tian Da Sheng, the hero Association let the atomic Warrior chop, Lei guanggeng give an electric shock, let the trembling dragon roll hang, let the devil transform people to burn, let the dead Gatlin shoot, let the smell venerable poison, etc, However, without exception, no one can hurt Qi Tian Da Sheng.

Suck!

He grabbed the melon soda and took a SIP to quench his thirst. He stared at the computer screen and thought about the next plot.

"Succeeded!"

The head and others watched King drink melon soda. They immediately tightened their fists and cheered secretly. Now they just wait for king to die.

"Ha ha, you stupid guys, I've already trained the immortal body of King Kong. Axe splitting, knife cutting, electric shock and fire burning, and deadly poisons have no effect on me..."

After thinking for a while, he whispered and slapped his fingers on the keyboard.

“？？？”

The head and others were stiff and full of melon seeds question marks.

"King, king is mocking us?"

They swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and their bodies trembled inexplicably.

"Calm down!"

The regimental commander carefully whispered, "don't worry. If we were exposed, I'm afraid king would have killed us long ago. Do you think we have something to do? Keep calm. "

"Wait a minute, Captain, is there something wrong with the poison? Normally speaking, the poison closes the throat at the sight of blood, and the attack only takes a few seconds. Why hasn't king died of poison for so long? "

The courier wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.

"This..."

The captain hesitated a little.

"King can't really be what he said. He's a King Kong, isn't he?"

He thought desperately that the body of King Kong is not bad, including inviolability!

"Yes, yes, I like to see your desperate expression..."

King snapped words, describing the scene of Qi Tian Da Sheng's ridicule of the horror of the heroes.

The head and others trembled.

"Commander, we are indeed exposed. Shall we retreat?"

The courier was almost crying.

The head gritted his teeth and said, "wait another five minutes, maybe... Maybe king is too strong, so the efficacy is delayed..."

"Captain, King stands up!"