Chapter 53 - Too Asgard!

"Who's that guy?" One of the warriors three who I deemed unimportant asked.

"First of all, why is Thor nearly nȧkėd?" I asked, confused. Thor was nearly nȧkėd, and the Destroyer was standing over him now looking at me. I think it was hard to tell.

"The Destroyer shot him with his fire beam thing and Thor nearly died! All his clothes were burnt off, but surprisingly his undėrwėȧr still remains. I wish it didn't though." Darcy said, staring hungrily at Thor's body despite the situation.

Suddenly I heard a boom. Ok, so Thor was getting his hammer I needed to defeat the Destroyer fast and bring it to my Kamui. Wait, why do I have to do it in that order? I will just bring it to my Kamui dimension!

"Kamui!" I yelled and appeared behind the Destroyer. I touched his/her/its back and teleported it away. "Well, that was easy. Why couldn't Thor defeat him?" I ask, confused.

At that moment a hammer came falling from the sky and Thor subconsciously held out his hand. He caught the hammer and a strike of lightning came from seemingly nowhere and struck Thor. It was really beautiful if you ask me.

"Destroyer I shall slay you- Where did he go? The coward must have run away!" Thor yelled.

I looked at him, amused.

"Madara, what was that thing you just did? How did you teleport? Where did you bring the Destroyer? Did you teleport him? Where did you get your powers?" I got bombarded by questions.

"Umm, what was that Thor? You say you want my help in finding Destroyer? Alright, I am coming!" I said and ran off in a dead sprint, trying to avoid all the questions.

I came to a stop. In front of me stood a beautiful woman with long flowing black hair. She wore armor and had a sword on her back and stared right back at me. "Uhh hi, my name is Madara Uchiha. And you?" I ask.

She stuck out her hand for a handshake. I shook it with a smile. "Sif. I am a warrior of Asgard." She said. I bent down and kissed her hand.

"HAHAHAHA! Sif it looks as if Madara has been smitten by you!" Thor roared with laughter. A tick mark appeared on Sif's forehead, and I just smiled and rubbed the back of my head.

"Hey, dunderhead didn't you say something about going to search for the Destroyer? Shoo shoo, we don't want you here!" I yelled. I [conveniently] forgot that I had it in my Kamui dimension.

"Ohh right. I shall go and capture him now!" Thor yelled and was about to fly away until Jane barrelled into him. "Wait, Aaron already captured him!" She yelled, trying to keep Thor with her.

"Donald!" Son of Coul yelled out, closing his cars doors. I had sensed him awhile ago.

"Son of Coul I give you my word that I am your ally and I will help you protect Earth," Thor said to the flustered son of Coul. "Jane, do you want to go and see that bridge we talked about?" Thor asked, looking deeply into Jane's eyes. She blushed and said, "yes."

Thor not listening to the shouts from the son of Coul and completely having forgotten about the Destroyer. Thor flew off with a blushing Jane in his arm.

"Well now that Thor is giving his girl a fly around, will you want to join me for a ride to whatever gate they were talking about Sif?" I said with a flirtatious smile.

She grinned. "I would be glad too."

And with that, I grabbed her hand and teleported away using Kamui.

Back with everyone else. "So umm. Should we catch up to them or something?" Darcy asked.

The warriors three seemed to snap out of there daze and said, "Ahh yes of course. Who would have thought that Sif would like a human?"

Darcy looked slightly downcast at that. "Damn another handsome piece of meat is taken. Why am I so unlucky?"

In the dessert.

"Wow, how do you teleport?" Sif asked, shocked. They just suddenly seemed to have swirled somewhere else.

"I am a shinobi. This is just the start of what I can do!" I bragged.

"*BANG*!" A sound came from beside us.

"Did you like the ride, Jane? I- WHAT!" Thor yelled, shock on his face.

"How did you two get here before us?" Thor asked, confused, finally taking his eyes off Jane.

"Ohh you know nothing special," I said diverting the question. "Hey, so where is this bridge? I only see some markings on the ground." I said faking confusion for what felt like the hundredth time today.

"Ahh yes, this is the Bifrost. It is a magical bridge controlled by Heimdall that let's Asgardians traverse the Nine Realms!" Thor said bragging about his race.

"Cool let me take a look at this bridge when we go to Asgard," I said with a smile. Thor seemed a little awkward.

"Uhh, friend I am afraid my father will not allow you to come to Asgard with us," Thor said.

"Really? I helped out the crown prince of Asgard, and I still cannot go there?" I knew I would go in the end because Thor now knew I was strong so he would ask for my help. And if he doesn't ask for my help, I can just teleport to Thor using the Hiraishin I placed on his back. Hiraishin was a space-time technique, so that means I could technically teleport to different realms with it!

Wait that would mean I could teleport to wherever Minato's Hiraishin marks were right now? I could go to the Naruto world!

'Sorry, it's not quite that simple. To teleport there, you would have to use such an enormous amount of energy. Hiraishin was meant for teleporting small distances, and the longer the distance, the more chakra it costs. (Making stuff up now not sure if it's true) For you to teleport back, you would need absolutely INSANE amounts of energy. I mean not even a complete infinity gauntlet could provide enough energy!" Minato said.

That put a pin on that plan. It might take hundreds of years to find a way to go to another universe. I might be able to travel through time with the help of Ant-Man and Tony or even travel through alternate realities if I got lucky but not now. And I definitely wouldn't be able to teleport to the Naruto world easily as they weren't connected in any way. I doubt even the Otsutski would be able to travel here even if they put all their chakra together!

(Just putting this out there. I will not be turning this book into a multiverse novel for a LONG time. Maybe in the far far future but I have already said it would take more than all the infinity stones put together to travel there. So don't get mad about me opening up the possibility for world travel as I won't be doing it for a long time and I won't address it for a long time as well)

The others had arrived in their old car by now. "HEIMDALL! Open the Bifrost!" Thor yelled to the sky.

Nothing happened. He kept yelling, and after thirty seconds, they started getting worried until finally, "WHAM!" A rainbow-colored light came from the sky, seemingly out of nowhere.

"Jane, I must go now," Thor said and had a sappy moment with Jane.

I just turned to Sif and said, "Good luck." And winked. I would see her again in about a minute when I teleported to Thor, but she didn't know that.

She just winked back. "Thanks you too."

They departed, and soon, everyone else also left. I was the only one left standing there as I insisted that they should go ahead without me.

'Let's go to Asgard!'