Chapter 137

After living with three talented roommates, Xiao Yao's winter camp career is coming to an end.

With the end of training, the Olympic Mathematics National team's players list is also out. In the last test, Xiao Yao's score is still not able to enter the top ten. In the International Mathematical Olympiad, there are only six candidates for a team. Xiao Yao, who failed in the top ten, naturally lost.

After Xiao Yao came back, he learned that Chen Mingfei had told his netizens about his participation in the Olympic mathematics winter camp, so he sent a message on his micro blog and reprinted it to the post bar, informing the fans of the result of his defeat in the Olympic Mathematics National team.

In the face of Xiao Yao's new micro blog, many people leave comments to comfort Xiao Yao. But more, it is a "happy big Pu Ben" look, it seems that Xiao Yao lost the election is very happy, of course, they also explain the reason.

"Xiao Yao, you'd better concentrate on singing and acting. There are many mathematicians in our country. You are the only one."

"I finally don't have to worry about my little" Chengying "becoming a nerd."

"If you really get into the national team of Olympiad Mathematics, I will apply to the national scientific research institutions for slicing research on you."

Looking at these comments on microblog and post bar, Xiao Yao felt rather sad and laughing.

However, Xiao Yao's new micro blog also admitted that he did participate in the Olympic mathematics winter camp and the selection of the national team. There are only 16 students in this winter camp, even if they are not selected, as long as they can enter the winter camp to participate in the selection, it is enough to show that Xiao Yao's mathematics level is the top among the middle school students in the country. This and Xiao Yao junior high school has been the first in the school is not a level of things.

The winter vacation of senior one is only about 40 days in total. The one month winter camp for Mathematical Olympiad is held during the winter vacation. After Xiao Yao finishes the winter camp and returns to Yanjing, and has spent the Spring Festival with his grandparents, there will be no winter vacation left. Fortunately, for the rest of the days, Xiao Yao, who has nothing to do, is very relaxed.

Xiao Yao's popularity has exploded again because of the flying sky award and the Olympic mathematics winter camp. In just ten days, the number of Xiao Yao's fans almost doubled, breaking through two million.

Doubling the number of fans is also a happy thing. On a whim, Xiao Yao is going to record a video and send it to Weibo to thank his fans.

"The number of fans has exceeded two million," Xiao Yaoxi said with a smile to the DV camera. He was about to say some thanks to the fans. As a result, Xiao Siqi didn't know where he came from and appeared behind Xiao Yao.

"I have eight million!" Xiao Siqi made a gesture of eight behind Xiao Yao and suddenly said in a voice.

Xiao Yao looked back in surprise, but saw Xiao Siqi smiling at himself. Xiao Yao's face broke down in an instant.

"Isn't this what happened to her son Brooklyn? God, are you playing with me? " Xiao Yao's heart is speechless and asks the sky.

Although very helpless, but this video is still put on the micro blog by Xiao Yao.

It's really interesting to compare the expressions of Xiao Siqi and Xiao Yao in the video. It's rare for us to see Xiao Yao's hard work, but we still think it's very interesting.

but for Xiao Siqi's teasing behavior, Xiao Yao's fans make complaints about Xiao Siqi's campaign on the Internet. Then, the video was forwarded by entertainment websites, and Xiao Siqi's action was transformed from the exclusive behavior of Xiao Yao's fans to make complaints about the whole nation.

did not make complaints about what he was tasked with Xiao Siqi. The day after Xiao Yao uploaded the video, Xiao Siqi uploaded a photo on his micro blog, which caused a hot topic.

The photo uploaded shows Xiao Yao, lying on the sofa in a state of boredom, with an expression of lovelessness on his face. The accompanying text of the photo said: "the Olympic Mathematics National team lost the election, the number of fans was killed by me, the state of August 1 in recent days is like this." At the end of the text, there are several expressions of applause and laughter.

Once the microblog was sent out, Xiao Siqi's name of "unscrupulous and funny dad" was taken for granted. In addition to causing more ridicule from netizens, Xiao Siqi's photo of Xiao Yao paralyzed on the sofa has also become popular.

As a photographer's father, Xiao Siqi, under the influence of Xiao Yao, has a good level of photography technology among amateurs. This photo vividly captures Xiao Yao's lazy state and loveless expression on his face, which makes people feel very happy at first sight.

Xiao Siqi's on the spur of the moment, the picture of fun sent a photo, did not expect this photo but let Xiao Yao become a new expression pack material. All kinds of new pictures appeared in succession, and many new expressions were added to the mobile chat software of netizens. Because Xiao Yao's state of paralysis is very lazy, netizens also gave the photo a homonym with Xiao Yao's name, called Xiaoyao paralysis.

So in the world without Ge You paralysis, Xiaoyao paralysis appears instead.

After the new year, a few days before the beginning of school, Xiao Yao was really very relaxed, but he never thought that he would collapse on the sofa occasionally and be lazy for a while. How could he become the elder brother of Ge in the world? Fortunately, his face is not slovenly, his head is not Mediterranean, and his image is much better than that of Mr. Ge.He became a popular expression pack, and Xiao Yao was not indifferent. Xiao Yao posted a new video on his micro blog after a few days of burning.

This time, Xiao Yao's fans are enjoying welfare. Because this time Xiao Yao recorded a new song directly in the video.

Wang Ruiqi, 25, works in Donghai city. Her hometown is far away from Jiangcheng city in Hubei Province.

Every year when she comes back to her hometown for Chinese New Year's Eve, the process is fixed. From the beginning of the first day of the new year, she goes to visit relatives and eat and drink. Until the end of the seventh day of the new year, she goes back to work in Donghai. At the beginning of one or two years, homesick, she also felt that the new year in her hometown was lively. Now, after several years of hard work, she just wants to take advantage of the New Year holiday to stay at home with her parents and have a good rest for a few days.

However, the power of tradition is very powerful sometimes. Although she is unwilling, she can only drag her tired body and mood with her parents to go to relatives' homes to join in the fun.

Today is the fifth day of the first month, and there are still two days before she returns to Donghai city.

Bored, Wang Ruiqi had dinner with a large family at her second uncle's home. With the sound of mahjong, she opened her microblog with her tablet computer.

"Xiao Yao tweeted again?" Seeing the microblog of Xiao Yao's name on the home page, Wang Ruiqi, who had been lying on the sofa in a carefree posture, sat up.

"Ruiqi, I've told you many times that every girl has to sit on a sofa like mud. What does it look like?" Next to the card table, Wang Ruiqi's mother turned her head, discontented with Wang Ruiqi who just collapsed on the sofa.

"Aunt, you don't know. My cousin's posture just now is called Xiaoyao paralysis. It's very popular recently." Second uncle's daughter, Wang Ruiqi's cousin, Jin Siyu, said to Wang Ruiqi's mother with a smile.

"I don't understand that you young people are still paralyzed like that. It's so ugly." Wang Ruiqi's mother mumbled, looked back at the card table, and quickly cried: "west wind! Touch

Wang Ruiqi looked at her mother helplessly, without comment. He turned his head and happily said to his cousin, "Siyu, come here. Xiao Yao has sent a new micro blog. It's a video. Let's watch it together."

"Really?" Like Wang Ruiqi, Jin Siyu, who is also a "pill", sat down beside Wang Ruiqi and said excitedly, "what's the matter with Xiao Yao in our family?"

"The lazysong?" taking advantage of the video buffer for a few seconds, Jin Siyu curiously asked Wang Ruiqi, "lazy song? Xiao Yao, is this a new song? "

"I don't know. It's just a name and a video without any explanation." Wang Ruiqi shakes her head and says, "you'll know when you see it... Buffer well, it's started."

At the beginning of the video, the screen turns from black to light, and the scene appears in a room.

In the HD medium view, you can clearly see Xiao Yao holding a guitar in his room, half lying in a wide single sofa in a leisurely and paralyzed posture similar to the current popular posture. Different from the standard posture, Xiao Yao's feet are not on the ground, but on the small table in front of him.

"Poof ~" seeing Xiao Yao's gesture, the two sisters immediately laughed.

In the video, the accompaniment sounds outside the picture, and Xiao Yao also plays the guitar and sings lazily: "today Idon? Tfeellikedoinganything." after the first sentence, he also makes a few whistling with rhythm.

"Ah, it's a new song." The sisters happily thought, "listen to this beginning, and his head shaking appearance, it should be a very interesting song."

Xiao Yao in the video continues to sing: "I just want to say in my bed." after the second sentence, there are still a few whistling. The bright rhythm and naughty melody make it easy for people to have a head shaking impulse like Xiao Yao in the video.

Wang Ruiqi, whose English is very good, understood the meaning of the lyrics and immediately felt the same. Her state these two days is that she doesn't want to do anything, just wants to lie on the bed and load the body. Therefore, she did not follow Xiao Yao to shake her head like her cousin, but was eager to see what Xiao Yao would sing after.

“Don?tfeellikepickingupmyphone，soleaveamessageatthetone.?CausetodayIswearI?mnotdoinganything。” At the end of these two sentences, the first paragraph of the song ended, and the rhythm and melody changed a little. Xiao Yao didn't add a whistle at the back.

Xiao Yao's song in this video is the lazysong, a song written by Martian brother in his previous life. According to his own meaning, it's a lazy song. After the defeat of the Olympic Mathematics National team and the jubilant preparation to celebrate the doubling of fans, Xiao Yao was really lazy and didn't want to do anything a few days before school.

Nothing collapsed on the sofa, Dad secretly took a picture and sent it to the micro blog, becoming a famous carefree paralysis. Xiao Yao looked at the photo of himself, very inexplicably think of the previous life Mars brother this very famous lazy song. So on a whim, he videotaped the song.The MV of the song "brother Mars" was shot by five or six people in the room together, but Xiao Yao in this life is not interested in asking for help. Isn't it very popular now? Xiao Yao simply to carefree paralysis, paralysis in the sofa singing this song.

The lyrics of Xiao Yao's song have also been revised. On the one hand, at Xiao Yao's age, lyrics like "put your hand in your crotch, find a beautiful girl to slap with her and make her shout" great "are really not suitable. On the other hand, there is no fitness way called p90x in this world, and we don't know what p90x is. So in terms of lyrics, Xiao Yao had to make some changes.

It's not the first time that Xiao Yao has done this kind of thing in his life. With his current writing level, he has no problem in all his own lyrics. This time, however, Xiao Yao's lyrics were not completely changed, and as a result, something happened again.