Chapter 13.2 I won’t beat you when you come home to me, so just kneel on this durian.

Bai Duanduan almost furiously exploded in anger, “Are you on my side or on their side? Did you come here to tear down me on purpose? You brought me a durian when I asked you to bring a fruit? Why are you so vicious, Ji Lin?”

Ji Lin, however, did not look ashamed or abashed, rather he said with frank honesty, “You asked me to bring a fruit that looks stronger, imposing and more powerful, and this durian is very strong.”

“……”

Bai Duanduan almost fainted on the spot, “Ji Lin, I don’t think durian needs me to show my strength. I think it’s you who need it more.”

“One shouldn’t be too full of wordy pride, just like no matter how sure you are, a lawyer can never promise his client a sure win in any case. I thought lawyer Bai knew this.” Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan, “Besides, if you smash someone else’s stuff, it is not my responsibility to compensate them. It is not related to my business.” After saying that, he glanced at the non mainstream young guy, “I don’t know this woman. You are wronged by her and she is indebted to you. You can also ask her directly for the cleaning fee for your house being soiled by the watermelon, and I will also claim my watermelon from her.”

……

Was there ever a teammate like you in this world?!

Bai Duanduan simply became even more furious. All right Mr. Ji Lin, in a situation where he should be making a good team against a common enemy, he wants to engage in a fight with Bai Duanduan, his very own teammate! But he forgot that the devil was always one step ahead of him!

Bai Duanduan gathered her expression and changed into a wrong look. She rushed up to Ji Lin and grabbed his arm, “Husband, I’m sorry, I was wrong, okay? Are you still going to stay angry with me and say that you want to charge me for watermelon money?”

“……”

Bai Duanduan said in a melancholy tone, “I know I hit you too hard before, I even broke your leg, but you can’t blame me. You know I’m a strong person with a bad short temper. I can’t control myself when my emotions get the best of me, but I really have true love for you. You know that, my ex-boyfriend was beaten up by me and admitted to the intensive care unit… …”

Ji Lin frowned with a black face, “Let go, Bai Duanduan, what are you crazy rambling about? Who’s your husband?”

Bai Duanduan kissed Ji Lin on his cheek, “Hubby, please don’t be like this. I do allow you to behave once in a while, but you have to have a limit too. There is a limit to my patience. If you keep acting like this, I can’t guarantee that I won’t be able to control myself from doing something to you again when I go back home.”

Bai Duanduan smiled and pointed towards the non mainstream young guy, “It was just the loud noise of the neighbours in the middle of the night. As a result, you were sent out to communicate and negotiate. But you couldn’t manage to cut down the noise even after a long time. I’m really disappointed in you. Don’t you know how you should do it? Don’t you know how to run your mouth? But now i see, this neighbour is not very sensible, so I won’t beat you when we go home, just kneel on this durian.”

“……”

Ji Lin naturally was struggling hard enough to free himself out of her strong clutch, but Bai Duanduan was so powerful, and sticky like a brown candy. No matter how hard Ji Lin tries to shake her off, he can’t get rid of her.

……

It was also at this moment that the non mainstream neighbour, who had previously been impatient in attitude, after examining Bai Duanduan carefully and suddenly exclaimed, “It’s you!”

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He said with a flush red face, “I can’t believe it’s you! You are that violent horrible woman!”

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The non mainstream guy had a crappy expression on his face.

“Last time in front of the bar, you were that vicious woman who knocked my elder brother down with her high heels and beat him on the ground. So all the time you were living downstairs with me!”

Bai Duanduan was puzzled with the sudden development and then it suddenly dawned on her, “oh, so you’re a friend of that molester?”

When she had pinned down the molester in a chokehold at the bar street, he did have some equally drunken, non mainstream companions behind him, and to her surprise, by coincidence, this neighbour was one of them.

“He is not a molester! He just drank too much!”

After this non mainstream young guy finished his defence, it seemed that as soon as he thought back to the scene, he remembered the fear of his strong like iron elder brother being dominated by Bai Duanduan. He glanced at Bai Duanduan and then looked deeply at Ji Lin, and surprisingly rushed over to solemnly pat Ji Lin’s shoulder.

“Brother, you’ve suffered.”

“……”

The non mainstream had a sympathetic and painful look, “It’s also too bad that you found such a fierce woman.” He said in a heavy tone, “My elder brother was just locked in a chokehold, but it turned out that his neck was strangled so deeply by this woman.” He looked at Ji Lin hesitantly, “But brother, don’t worry, this leg of yours, it’s recovering quite well, you can’t tell it was broken, don’t feel inferior!”

“……”

He obviously believed the nonsense that Bai Duanduan had just said and was full of apologies, “Sorry, brother, if I had known that you came to communicate with me because of the fear of this fierce woman’s love, I would have turned off the stereo for you.” He had an “I get it” look on his face and said sadly, “Brother, I didn’t expect you to have such a hard time while you look so talented with such a good looking face!”

“I never thought that just a few walls away from me, you were suffering from inhumane domestic violence. Now there is an Anti Domestic Violence Law and it is illegal for her to beat you like this. Brother, do you want me to call the police and testify for you?”

“……”

Ji Lin’s face completely darkened as he tried to justify, “Me and her are……”

“It’s our love.” Bai Duanduan cut off Ji Lin’s words, she looked meaningfully at the non mainstream guy, “Brother, you don’t understand.”

“……”

“Don’t be a demon from now on, and stop it quietly in the middle of the night, otherwise it will not be your elder brother I will hit next, it will be you.”

“……”

“Durian will be left as a gift for you, and it will be counted as a compensation for the watermelon splash cleaning fee.”

Bai Duanduan ruffled her long hair, gave a provocative glance at Ji Lin, and said in a rather white lotus flower pretentious manner, “How about that? Or do I have to do it myself to get it right?” Bai Duanduan deliberately added a pun and said, “Honey, you can’t do it.”

“……”

Ji Lin wanted to lash out, but Bai Duanduan snatched his hand and dragged him into the lift.

“What are you staring at, let’s go.” The lift door closed before Bai Duanduan let go of Ji Lin, “Lawyer Ji, you don’t want to snap now, it was so hard to hold them down. A man has to be able to adapt, bend and stretch, if one plan doesn’t work.”

“Bai Duanduan!”

Bai Duanduan smiled, “Don’t mention it, no thanks, you’re welcome!”

Ji Lin was obviously about to collapse with anger. He tried to take a deep breath before suppressing his anger, “Bai Duanduan, I won’t settle accounts with you for your nonsense. But for my watermelon and durian, you have to give me an explanation.”

“Reasonably, my success in this bargaining is benefiting both me and you, right? let’s say that watermelon and durian were used as the cost to pay to achieve this outcome, so we should also share each other’s burden, right?” Bai Duanduan narrowed her eyes and smiled, “I am a very sincere person, how about this, I will make you breakfast for a week. What do you think?”

“Eat breakfast cooked by you for a week? “Ji Lin’s composure finally collapsed completely, and he raised his voice, “Do you think I have lived for too long?”

“If breakfast doesn’t work, then how about I make you dinner for a week?”

Ji Lin laughed in anger, “Don’t pay for the watermelon and durian. You don’t need to send me any poisonous food, and in the future, the further you stay away from me, the better. Not only is your cooking poisonous, your whole existence is poisonous.”

Okay, so who was afraid of whom?

Bai Duanduan didn’t think much about it, and yawned, and then went back to her room to sleep with a triumphant smile.