C139

Chapter 139 - Laughing to the point of flexing one's waist

On top of Mount Jin, the few girls continued to play contentedly after they had finished eating the meat that Lin Hao had grilled with great effort.

Lin Hao, on the other hand, was roasting the meat alone by the side, and he talked to Yun Tongtong for a while. What was worth comforting was that he had even risked his life to snatch a bunch of them.

After finishing his own food, he looked on helplessly as the others ate, and finally understood what Yun Tongtong felt just now.

"Ai!"

A sigh floated by.

As he rubbed his stomach that was growling, he had no choice but to roast a few more skewers.

Yun Tongtong sat by the side and rested her chin on her small hands as she looked at him with interest. Her eyes were filled with worship. Why do you seem to know everything? "

"That's right!" You don't even know who your brother is! Let me tell you, not only does big brother know how to roast meat, he also knows how to fry and stir-fry! "You are proficient in all eight different cuisines. There is nothing that you can't think of!" Lin Hao spoke with a serious look.

Yun Tongtong's eyes lit up, "I'll compete! Big brother Lin Hao! "You look so handsome when you act so serious!"

"…"

"Tong Tong ~ Girls are not allowed to swear." Lin Hao lectured.

Yun Tongtong pondered for a moment, then said: "Big Brother Lin Hao! You look so handsome when you were talking nonsense just now! "

Lin Hao was helpless, he immediately had the urge to beat her to death.

"Big Brother Lin Hao? "Then can you cook these delicious dishes for the children when you go back?" Yun Tongtong asked.

"No!" Cooking was tiring! I have to buy vegetables and marinate them, and it takes a lot of time and effort. How can I have the time! Moreover, if your big sister Han Chen finds out that I know how to cook, wouldn't he be pestering me everyday? It's not like you don't know her cooking skills. "

Yun Tongtong suddenly shivered. Remembering that Han Chen had made such an exquisite dish for darkness, she felt some lingering fear.

"These are all small matters. "The most important thing is …"

"What is it?" Yun Tongtong asked.

You just ate a total of fifteen of my meat skewers, and you still owe me fourteen kisses. "As long as you pay the bill, I'll make you good food every day." Lin Hao said.

"Humph!" Big brother Lin Hao's a pervert. " Yun Tongtong snorted in dissatisfaction, and turned her eyes, "How about this, the child will be your wife, and Big Brother Lin Hao will be a child's servant making delicious food every day."

Lin Hao's eyes lit up when he heard it, "That's good!" Then, he shook his head again, "No way!"

"Why not?"

"If your big brother knew I hooked you away, he would have killed me!" Lin Hao looked like he was really scared.

"He dares! If he dares to touch you! I will kill him for you! " Yun Tongtong acted as if he was the boss and shouted.

Just from this expression, Lin Hao knew how miserable Yun Xiao's home was.

"You don't even want your big brother for food? You little girl, you're really fierce! "

"What is it for?!" This is for big brother Lin Hao. "

Lin Hao looked at her in disbelief, his face displaying the words' I don't believe you '.

"If Big Brother Lin Hao doesn't believe, then forget it! Humph! I'm going to find Big Sister Han Chen to play with! " Yun Tongtong seemed to be very angry as she shouted, a look of disappointment flashing past her eyes.

Time passed and it was getting dark.

After Lin Hao finished his meal, he lied down in his tent and started to fight in the Three Kingdoms. Just like last time, every time he became the lord, there would be a large group of loyal officials working for him. Unable to figure out who was the villain and who was the loyal official, Lin Hao was so angry that he jumped.

The five women stood guard outside, staring at the sky with anticipation in their eyes.

"Sister Han Chen? When did you say meteor shower would come? " Yun Tongtong asked.

"How would I know!"

"This meteor shower usually comes in the middle of the night. There's no use for us to stay here." Fang Yi said.

"Sister Fang Yi? How do you know? " Yun Tongtong asked.

"Haven't you seen the TV? This is how it's always played on TV dramas. "

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

The four of them looked at Fang Yi helplessly, staring at him with their small eyes.

"You guys wait here, I'll go find Lin Hao to play. Oh! That's right! When the meteor shower comes, remember to tell me, I still have a wish. " With that, Fang Yi walked into Lin Hao's tent.

"Ai!" That's right! The meteor shower still needs hope! " Lin Xuelou shouted in surprise.

"It's like I've heard that all the wishes I've ever dreamed of under the meteor shower will be fulfilled." Wang Xiner said.

"Then what wish does Big Sister Xin Er have?" Yun Tongtong asked.

"Me? I don't know what to say either, let me think!" Wang Xiner said as he raised his head.

At the same time, Fang Yi had already walked into Lin Hao's tent, looking at Lin Hao who was lying on the ground and playing with his phone, she felt a burst of anger.

"Lin Hao? You're playing a game! Why don't you study the seed I gave you? " Fang Yi looked useless.

Lin Hao turned his head to look, "Eh? Fang Yi? "Why are you here?"

"I'm not here to give you a thrill when they're not paying attention." Fang Yi laughed lewdly.

Stimulated? Could it be that he wouldn't!? How could Fang Yi be that kind of person? But what if she really gives me the cold shoulder? Or did he submit? I'm afraid the girls outside will find out. He didn't want to accept it, but he didn't want to either. Sigh! What a difficult choice.

Fang Yi opened her eyes wide and stared blankly at her, then laughed sinisterly: "Are you trying to tell me about that?"

Lin Hao was startled, what the f * * k! How did she know? With a red face, he said without breathing heavily, "That? "That?"

"XXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Holy shit!" You can even think of such an explosive thing? " Lin Hao pretended to be surprised and said, "You can't be overflowing with love, right?"

"That's right! I'm just having a heart attack! Then do you want to play with me?" Fang Yi said charmingly, and did not forget to give Lin Hao a flirtatious glance even after finishing his sentence.

Lin Hao was immediately enraged, and the little brother underneath him immediately stood up. If he was not lying on the ground right now, his ugly look would have been exposed a long time ago.

Lin Hao sighed helplessly, if there wasn't someone outside, they would have already pounced on Fang Yi. He suppressed the rage within his body and ignored her.

Then, he picked up his cellphone and started watching cartoons on the television.

"What are you looking at?" "He's so engrossed in it?" While they were talking, Fang Yi also lied down beside Lin Hao.

The faint smell of shampoo made him feel relaxed and happy. Lin Hao could not help but smell a few more times. Looking at the video that was being buffered on his phone, he said: "Tom and Jerry."

"Tom and Jerry?" Whose movie is this? " Fang Yi asked.

Lin Hao's eyelids twitched uncontrollably. Elder sister? Haven't you ever seen a cat or a mouse? You don't even want to watch such a famous cartoon? Fang Yi naturally had never seen those things, anything that had to do with mice would automatically disappear. This led to a tragedy.

"Take a look for yourself. You'll know in a while." Lin Hao said indifferently.

The video gradually ended. The scene of a cat chasing a mouse suddenly appeared on his phone.

Fang Yi suddenly screamed, and then threw Lin Hao's phone out of the tent. A frightened expression filled her pretty face. One hand was still tightly holding onto the latter.

Lin Hao looked at her blankly, and thought: "What is this woman crazy about? Why did you throw my phone away? F * ck! "Mobile phone!" Thinking about this, he hurriedly ran out of the tent to retrieve his phone.

"What's wrong?" Lin Xuelou asked while looking at the frightened Fang Yi.

"Old mouse, there's a mouse!" Fang Yi choked out, her face was pale white, as though she had contracted some kind of incurable disease.

"Mouse?" Lin Xuelou's face suddenly changed, as she understood why Fang Yi was so afraid. She quickly asked, "Where's Mouse?"

"On my phone."

"Phone?" Lin Xuelou was a little doubtful. Then, he heard a burst of noises coming from Lin Hao's phone.

"Tom! Look at what you've done! "You …"

Lin Xuelou held his head and said lifelessly: "You're even afraid of the mice on the television? I'm impressed by you too! "

"Ai!"

Lin Xuelou sighed, then pulled everyone out of the tent, because the interior was too small, allowing two or three people to enter was not a problem, but there were more than two or three people inside!

Lin Xuelou stood at the side of the tent and looked at the crowd, then explained to them the things that happened to Fang Yi when she was young, about how she was bitten by a snake for ten years, and how it left an unerasable shadow in Fang Yi's heart. She knew that now, seeing a mouse was not a good thing.

After the few girls heard this, their faces were filled with pain. They did not expect Fang Yi to have such an experience. One must know that girls were generally quite afraid of mice, with the exception of a very small number of female men.

Lin Hao, on the other hand, was laughing heartily. What he was laughing about was not that Fang Yi had been scared by the rat, but she had actually allowed the rat to bite his butt for an entire day, until her parents returned …

At this time, Fang Yi, who was standing opposite of Lin Hao, also blushed. Looking at the former's pleased expression, he felt a burst of displeasure, and shouted: "What are you laughing for! Haven't you seen a girl who's afraid of mice! "

"I have seen it. But I didn't know you were scared too. " Lin Hao laughed without a care, as he held his stomach, unable to straighten his back.

"Gacha!"

Suddenly, a voice made Lin Hao stop laughing, he had a pained expression on his face. It looked like I was about to die.

"Big Brother Lin Hao? What did you get? " Yun Tongtong asked.

"Glittering Glittering to the waist!"

"…"

Fang Yi looked at him with eyes of heaven, angrily snorted, and shouted: "Retribution! Serves him right! "

"Is this what the legends say? Laughing to the point of bursting into laughter?"