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White Impermanence was instantly happy when she heard that. She didn't expect the two of them to be glaring at each other, but his attitude suddenly improved. He didn't think too much and immediately agreed, "Alright, then I'll be troubling you to come over!"

The moment White Impermanence left, Black Impermanence pulled Xiang Xue'er to the side and asked mysteriously, "You really only met once?"

When Xiang Xue'er heard this, she hurriedly nodded. "Relax, relax. I've only just met once. Nothing will happen, and I won't cause you any trouble."

Black Impermanence hesitated for a moment, then immediately agreed. "Then, then fine, I'll help you deal with the meeting. But before that, you have to help me catch up to Grandma Meng first, otherwise we won't talk about anything else."

Seeing that the big fish had finally taken the bait, Xiang Xue'er was overjoyed. If everything went smoothly, everything would go according to her plan. She patted her chest and said, "Don't worry. Leave it to me. Just wait for me to hug Mei." "Go home!"

As for Xiang Xue'er, she began preparing for her 'picking up girls' trilogy. Black Impermanence was confused when he saw the flowers and the grapes, but he didn't know what she was doing.

"Bring it over?" Xiang Xue'er extended her hand towards him, causing Black Impermanence to temporarily have a lack of oxygen in his brain. Unable to make any turns, he reached out his hand to pull Xiang Xue'er as he asked with a foolish expression, "What are you bringing?"

Crap, is this fellow for real or is he pretending to be stupid? Xiang Xue'er slapped his hand away and scolded him, "Are you a pig head or a pig head? Of course you have money. You want to pick up a girl with no money?"

"Money?" Black Impermanence gulped, then touched his pockets with a look of embarrassment. After stroking his pockets for a long time, he finally took out a small purse.

Xiang Xue'er snatched the purse in his hand and rummaged through it for a long time. Inside the purse, there were only a few hundreds of millions of dollar bills, but the rest were empty.

"I'm dizzy. Just, just this little bit of property?" Xiang Xue'er shook her head as she looked at the tens of banknotes. She scolded him, "You've been in the Underworld for hundreds of years, why is there only this little money?"

Black Impermanence snorted with a dark expression, "Do you think we're the King of Hell? With that bit of salary every month, going out and capturing the soul isn't too bad. It's good enough that we can save this, and this is still my barely saved wife's book!"

"Sigh!" This King of Hell is too much, isn't he? " Hua Ling sighed: "Forget it, so be it. I'll just use it for now!"

Now that he had the money, he had to find a way to please the beauty. The woman, Xiang Xue'er, raised her head and thought for a long time before she snapped her fingers. She squinted her eyes and smiled. "I've got it!"

With that, he pulled Black Impermanence into the room and the two began to make their plans.

In the middle of the night, a man in a long black robe stood at the end of the Bridge of Helplessness. He touched his shiny hair and held a delicate flower in his hand. The beautiful red Resurrection Lily was so handsome that it fell to the ground and slowly walked towards the bridge.

Grandma Meng had just finished cooking the soup when she came out of her room to stretch her muscles. When she raised her head, she discovered that there was a person standing on the bridge with one hand on the bridge railing.

"Strange, who would be wandering around in the middle of the night with nothing to do?" Grandma Meng held a big spoon in her hand as she slowly walked forward to take a look. She didn't expect that when she took a closer look, it was actually Black Impermanence.

"Oh my god!" He took a step back in shock and sized him up from head to toe with a grin. "Old Black?" Why is it you? "

"Cough, cough!" Black Impermanence reached out to pull off his new clothes, then cleared his throat and looked up at the moon in the sky in a weird manner. Then, he started to chant word by word, "Close down the pheasant, on the River Continent, you're a beautiful lady, you're a noble …"

He chanted the incantation in a shaky voice as he hooked his pinky behind his back. Xiang Xue'er, who was hiding at the side, quickly sprinkled the petals of the flower into the air. She was fanning herself with the fan in an attempt to create a romantic atmosphere.

"Ah, ah, ah!" Grandma Meng looked up at the red petals of the Resurrection Lily. She quickly covered her mouth and nose and cursed, "Where did these petals come from? I'm so irritating. I'm allergic to pollen!"

Black Impermanence was shocked when he heard this. He turned around and vigorously shook his head towards Xiang Xue'er, who was not far away, as if telling her not to say anything. When Flower Ridge saw how he was shaking his head, she didn't understand what he meant. She thought he was asking her to scatter more, so she put in a lot of effort to scatter more. Petals.

"Aiya, no way." Grandma Meng rubbed her nose, then a few of the Super Invincible Sneeze loudly. She reached out her hand to pat Black Impermanence's shoulder, "Old Black, I need to hurry up and go back! Are you going or not? "

"Ah?" Do you really have to go? " Black Impermanence was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. The Three Melodies for picking up girls that you ordered was only the first step, and it actually didn't go smoothly.

As a result, he quickly touched his head and sent a message to Flowerland. This meant that he had to hurry and start the second part: Superb Wine.

"So fast, he's going to be served wine and snacks?" Xiang Xue'er frowned and quickly pushed a small cart from behind the tree. She lowered her head and pushed it towards the bridgehead.

He turned his head and looked at the moon in the sky, then began to sing, "You asked me how deep I love you was, how much I love you, my heart is also real, my love is also real, the moonlight represents my heart!"

After the song ended, Black Impermanence threw off his classic hairstyle and lovingly chanted, "Grandma Meng, look at how beautiful the moonlight is. It just so happens to be a good night's wine. Why don't we sit down and drink some wine to admire the moon?"

Grandma Meng stared at the wine and snacks on the cart with her almond-shaped eyes, finding it even more strange. This Black Impermanence usually had a rigid character, with a face as black as a spade, but today, he seemed to have gotten the wrong guy. One moment he was reciting poetry, the next moment he was singing and drinking, could it be that he had something to request of me?

"If you don't have anything to offer, then be a thief or a scoundrel!" Grandma Meng muttered to herself as she rolled her eyes and glared at Black Impermanence. Bu Fang was sitting on a chair. He was grumpily holding a spoon in his hand as he scolded, "If you have something to say, just say it. Do you want to borrow money?"

"Lending money?" This Black Impermanence fart. She almost sat down on the floor. She had been struggling like this for a long time now, could it be that she still couldn't understand? He stood up anxiously and waved his hands, moaning: "No, no, I'm not trying to borrow money!"

Not to borrow money? What was that for? Grandma Meng was even more confused when she heard this. She lowered her head and pointed at the wine and delicacies on the cart. With a disdainful expression, she asked, "Didn't you borrow money from me? Why did you waste all this time?"

"This, this, this is because!" Black Impermanence was so anxious that his forehead was covered in sweat, he couldn't say anything for a long time.

Xiang Xue'er frowned as she listened from behind the tree at the end of the bridge. She was so anxious that she couldn't sit still. "This idiot, Black Impermanence, he sure is creative when he's scolding people. He can't even fart at critical moments!"

Grandma Meng saw that he was stuttering and could not speak for a long time. She got up impatiently and knocked him on the forehead with the spoon in her hand. She turned around and was about to walk into her little thatched cottage.

"Ya, wait, wait!" This caused Black Impermanence to shout out loud. When he got excited, he actually pounced over. Before he could pounce properly, he pounced onto Grandma Meng's large body. On his leg.

Grandma Meng turned around to see this idiot lying on the ground, hugging her as she was growing up. Kick, his eyes immediately opened wide and he anxiously flung his hands in the air, "What are you doing? "Hurry up and let go, I've already told you, I don't have the money to lend it to you!"

"Not borrowing, not borrowing!" Black Impermanence screamed out anxiously, while holding Big Brother in his arms. The legs wouldn't let go.

"Let go! Let go!" Grandma Meng dragged him for a few steps. When she saw that he was still not willing to let go, she slapped his face in frustration and scolded, "If you still don't let go, then I'll call you a molester!"