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Xiang Xue stared at Li Yun. Both of them broke down as Li Yun looked at the bulging chest area under Xiang Xue'er's red undergarment.

At noon, in the main hall of the Ouyang manor, Sima Yi was drinking tea and watching Li Yun fart. The dog's tail was wagging behind her. Then, it glanced at Xiang Xue'er's towering figure with a bit of embarrassment and said with a conflicted expression, "It seems like the two of you have been cursed as well."

"Bullsh * t!" Li Yun's expression was extremely ugly. Xiang Xue's face was no longer the same as before as she scolded angrily, "What kind of plane is this? Why are we cursed too? Aren't only the villagers of your village turning into mushrooms?"

"Ha ha!" Sima Yi waved his hands apologetically and explained in embarrassment, "About that … Actually, I forgot to tell you all. In the past, there were villagers who came to our Fantasy City and were cursed!"

Hearing that, Li Yun jumped up and pointed at the fart. The tail behind him called out, "Then why didn't you tell us in advance, you see, my ass. With a dog's tail at the back, how am I supposed to go out and meet people! "

"Hehe! I was just thinking that you guys are exorcists, so maybe you won't be cursed. That's why I didn't pay attention to it!" Sima Yi clasped his hands together in apology, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!"

"Tch!" You were like a dog! " Xiang Xue'er was extremely agitated. She did not have time to vent her anger and just spat it on Li Yun's head. "You and the dog have become part of the dog family, but you've actually insulted the dog!"

"What did you say?" Li Yun fumed, pointing at Xiang Xue'er who was bulging with anger as he roared, "You damned girl, you are clearly a flat chest. If it were not for the curse of growing mushrooms, I would have thought you were a man!"

Hearing the two men's flat chests, Xiang Xue'er could no longer hold it in and jumped three feet into the air. She picked up the AK-47 from the back of her back, intending to beng Li Yun.

Sima Yi wanted to try to persuade them, but seeing how the two of them were behaving, he estimated that they would not be able to hear his words, so he stealthily put down the teacup in his hand and quietly slipped away along the hall to the back so that the two of them would not be involved in the battle. He wondered if he would be shot to death by Xiang Xue'er or chopped to death by Li Yun Yang's sabre.

The two of them had quarreled for a long time but were probably tired of it. In the end, they had to face the reality and Xiang Xue rolled her eyes at Li Yun. "Let's stop quarreling too, let's turn our internal conflict towards the external conflict first. It seems like if we don't settle that water naughty thing now, we'll be facing reality like dirt for the rest of our lives!"

"Humph!" Li Yun had not finished digesting his anger when he saw his fart. The dog tail at the back couldn't wait to use a knife to chop it off, "You're right, little girl. Let's start with the Demon Hunt Squad!"

The two of them laid out the most urgent matter in front of them. After lunch, they prepared to go out with Li Yun. Who would have known that they would run into Sima Zhao at the door?

Little shota! She originally wanted to greet him, but as soon as the two of them covered their faces, he turned around and ignored her. He walked towards the backyard and left her there by herself, looking like he had lost face.

"Hur Hur Hur!" Li Yun snickered with a gloating expression while Xiang Xue'er took advantage of his fart that was tinged with a dog's tail in her anger. He kicked his butt, "What are you laughing about, it's all because of you!"

After the scolding, Xiang Xue'er was slightly relieved. She adjusted the weapons on her body and walked towards the door, the pain making Li Yun feel like he was farting. Pointing at her back, he scolded her, "You … "You damned girl, I will divorce you sooner or later!"

The two of them arrived at the Redwater River one after the other. Xiang Xue'er started to carefully inspect her surroundings. Suddenly, her eyes swept across the surroundings. A shining object was very eye-catching under the sun's rays, located at the edge of the rocks.

"What is it?" Xiang Xue'er carefully picked up that piece of fish scale and compared it with the fish scale on her body. The size, shape, and color of the scale were indeed identical, she couldn't help but reveal a confident smile on her face. It seemed that the fish scale had indeed escaped back into the water.

They all extended from the forest to the river. Xiang Xue'er walked over with her eyes narrowed, and she could tell that this was the blood stain, and from its color and time, it should have been left yesterday. Furthermore, the amount of blood flowing out was quite a lot, so it seemed that her shot had inflicted quite a heavy wound on her.

The most important thing right now was how to deal with the water. After all, it was easier said than done by hiding in the water and asking her to come out. As Xiang Xue'er was in deep thought, Li Yun walked over with his dog tail wagging.

Spreading the net to fish? Xiang Xue'er looked at him in confusion. Li Yun shook his head in disdain. "Wow, I didn't turn you, the monkey spirit. How could you be so stupid today? Could it be that you've become brainless?"

He stared at Xiang Xue'er's chest as she angrily hit him on the forehead with her hand. "You're the one with a big chest and no brains! It's not like you could throw a net and fish it out!"

She turned her head to look at the calm surface of the river. Since I can't jump into the water to catch him, then I'll force her to show herself.

Li Yun stretched out his neck to observe her expression, knowing that she was trying to think of a solution. He dared not make a sound as he stared at her quietly, afraid that he would disturb her train of thought and end up living the rest of his life with this dog tail.

Suddenly, her eyes swept across the rocks by the river, and her lips curled up slightly, revealing a crescent moon. Xiang Xue'er confidently nodded. "There's a way. Damned water, you actually dared to curse me. Watch me lead the dragon so that you have nowhere to hide."

Xiang Xue'er turned her head and left the Redwater River quickly. On the other hand, Li Yun followed behind, confused. He asked, "Hey, silly girl, what have you come up with?"

"I won't tell you!" As Xiang Xue'er continued walking, Li Yun snorted. "Hmph, what's so impressive about that? It must be according to the method I suggested!"

Tch! Xiang Xue'er pouted as she walked. There really was no way for humans and dogs to communicate with each other.

The next morning, Li Yun was still sleeping soundly when he heard the sounds coming from the yard. He rubbed his eyes and opened the door to find that all the servants were busy with their work.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" Li Yun asked one of them quickly.

The servant was so tired that he was sweating profusely. He pointed at the fake mountain that disappeared from the backyard and said, "I …" "We don't know either. Lady Xiang Xue'er ordered it. She said that she was going to throw it into the river later!"

What was this nonsense? What was Xiang Xue'er doing? He reached out to scratch his head and saw that Xiang Xue'er was in the backyard directing the servants to break the rocks on the fake mountain and move them out to the front yard.

"Hey, stupid girl, are you tearing down our house?" Li Yun reached out to pat her shoulder and caught her eye. "You pig's head, can't you use some brain? Don't be as stupid as a dog with a dog's tail, no, you're even more stupid than a dog!"

Li Yun was scolded as soon as he arrived. He was so infuriated that he turned around to sit by the side, shouting angrily, "Hmph, I'd like to see what kind of tricks you have up your sleeve!"