Chapter 804

"Dinner yesterday?"

Ji Jingbai picked her eyebrows, showing a rather surprised expression.

Shao ran didn't understand how his expression was, but her strong female intuition told her that there must be no good words.

Sure enough, Ji Jingbai gave a "Yo, ha" tone, full of fun: "can't you have never been to the bathroom since yesterday's dinner? So you have to be crazy? Come on, I'll feel it and see how the Baba baby grows up in your stomach. "

Then his hand touched shaoran's stomach.

As a result, Shao ran slapped him mercilessly: "you have Baba baby in your stomach! What's more, who stipulates that the food eaten the day before can be completely discharged. My stomach is very strong. It has been divided into several areas, and there are all kinds of food that I eat in. If there is no nutrition, it will be discharged soon after eating. If it is more nutritious, it will be kept every other day. If it is especially nutritious, it will be kept all the time. A little bit of digestion, and then a little bit of excretion will be carried out... "

Ji Jingbai listen, slowly silent.

Why is the topic becoming more and more weird?

No, it's not weird, it's Disgusting!

Why was it a sweet time to discuss a disgusting person first, and then the topic drifted to such a disgusting thing.

I don't want to spit out the lunch I just ate today. Ji Jingbai thinks that we should end the "dangerous" topic in time: "OK, don't say it again. I already know that you have a very magical stomach, but their regional division needs no detailed description."

"Why don't you want to hear it? Are you hating me Shao ran glared at her eyes and looked very angry. She had a posture of "if you dare to admit it, I will beat you".

Although her flowery fists and embroidered legs are really harmless to Ji Jingbai, in order to ensure the harmony within the family, Ji Jingbai feels that timely counseling is also necessary.

So even if he did not hesitate to shake his head, he denied: "how can it be, you are my treasure in the palm of my hand, how can I dislike you. It's just that I think your stomach is so magical. This is the first time I've heard of it. Therefore, we should keep a low profile and keep this secret. Otherwise, if someone with a heart hears it and has a bad intention, what should I do? Is that the truth? "

"You're right..."

Shao ran gently nodded his chin, frowned slightly, and put on a thoughtful look, as if he was seriously thinking about what he said.

Seeing this, Ji Jingbai took advantage of the victory and said, "and look, if you are really robbed of your stomach because of this magic stomach, then they will ask you to do experiments and study your stomach. How terrible you are! You lie on the cold operating table, and then surround yourself with a circle of people, one by one holding the

cold scalpel, to you Then "Shua" immediately cuts your stomach apart... "

When he said this, his hand also pretended to scratch on Shao Ran's stomach.

Shao ran was fascinated by this, but didn't respond to it. She gave a subconscious "ah" and quickly covered her stomach with her hands and widened her eyes like a frightened deer.

Such a cute and lovely appearance made Ji Jingbai even more amused and teased her, and then said, "and you have to know that some different experiments do not use anesthetics. It should hurt a lot. You are afraid of pain. How can you stand it. Then they cut your belly open and pull your fat aside first... "

"I don't have fat on my stomach," Shao ran suddenly interrupted him and corrected him solemnly. "Although there are some small meat, there is definitely not so much fat."

Hearing the speech, Ji Jingbai almost couldn't help laughing. After tolerating and forbearing, he put back the smile that had already arrived at his lips. Then he nodded and learned from her serious appearance: "yes, there isn't so much fat. Then this step will be omitted. You can start looking for your stomach in your stomach directly. After finding it, you first reach out and poke it because of you The stomach is full of all kinds of food, so when you poke it up, it is a kind of bulging feeling, very full

As he spoke, his hand went through Shao Ran's fingers and gently poked her stomach.

It's more generative.

Sure enough, shaoran's eyebrows wrinkled again, and then pushed his hand, indicating that he should not move.

But it doesn't work.

"After a few punches, they are going to cut your stomach. At this time, you are still awake, because they have not given you anesthetic. You have seen your stomach cut open, and now you have to witness your own stomach being cut off," Ji Jingbai deliberately told in a deep tone, with a sense of terror, "that familiar operation The knife was raised again, and -- "The eyes peek, see Shao Ran's eyes are some stare straight, Ji Jingbai secretly smile in the heart, deliberately to her ears suddenly roar: "bang! A sound, your stomach was cut open, and then the crayfish, crabs, braised ribs, cola and chicken wings all hit their faces! It's really a good stomach. At such a critical time, he can protect his master. It's good. It's worth encouraging. "

Then he clapped himself.

Shao ran:

After a moment's silence, she looked at Ji Jingbai and seriously asked, "do you treat me as a fool, and then make me happy?"

"How can you think so?" Ji Jingbai frowned, looking at some serious expression, "clearly it is."

“……” Taking a deep breath, Shao ran grinded his teeth and said, "is it? I think you really want to be beaten, don't you? "

As she spoke, she waved her fist at him.

It's a pity that in Ji Jingbai's eyes, Shao Ran's small fist, in addition to being cute, has no deterrent effect, let alone trying to scare people. It's really difficult.

Ji Jingbai ha ha ha a smile, will her fist in the palm of the hand, then embrace her, smile ha ha said: "you are my a person's little fool, is I put in the heart to take care of the little fool, except me, no one will see you so lovely appearance."