Chapter 117： Oriental Kungfu and New Oriental 【REDACTED】

"comeon~! AV8D~ come together~~" Xue Qian saw that the black people had such a strong comprehension, and he suddenly became the center of a group of black people, and the mentality burst for a moment, which was exhausted all his life.

Ye Tian almost spit out old blood directly.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded, and the black people actually...danced the square dance! ! ! ! Still listening to the music of Northeast Erren Zhuan! ! ! !

Excuseme? ! !

What kind of picture is this, don’t be too hot.

"Damn!"

"I rely on!"

"I rely on it!"

"I seem to watch a fake live broadcast."

"Spicy eyes! My eyes are blind."

"It's awesome. From the spicy strip to Africa, my country's square dance also enters the African country again. Please look forward to the next issue of science and culture, the aggression of Chinese culture on Africa."

"6 upstairs turned over, hahahahaha~~~"

"Hahahahahahaha, oh, I can't stop, my stomach hurts while laughing."

"When I go, I actually have an urge to get up and dance, am I infected by the virus?"

"Madan, I just made an action on the street. The eyes of the people around me looked strange. I am a girl!!!"

"Hey! Upstairs, it turns out that I just passed by and saw a girl stripping naked in the street. It turned out to be you. It's a coincidence. Would you like to meet me? I think your figure is still very good, but the chest is a bit small."

"Go upstairs!"

"233333333"

...

The next scene can only be described by a sentence of "dancing demons". More than a dozen big guns followed Xue Qian to dance the square dance, and the surrounding children all wrestled with each other.

The scene once made Ye Tian feel that he had returned to the square downstairs, and the kindness of that kind of taste came to his face.

"Damn! This is not the music I want!"

Ye Tiantian's mind was once broken: "The system, count you ruthlessly, I curse you for not having sex, eating instant noodles without seasoning packages."

System: "I don't have a *, and I don't eat instant noodles either."

Ye Tian: "..."

I am speechless, and a system, why are you angry!

eh, two-person transfer is two-person transfer, at least it is a bit rhythmic, and the listening habits are quite interesting.

Holding a sharp blade, I don't know why, Ye Tian thought of Brother Pig on the desert island, that every time he was in crisis, he would bravely stand in the front and bear all this fearlessly.

I don’t know if I’m still alive, I don’t know how many catties I have gained weight, um, I don’t know how the meat is, it is probably better than the wild boar in front of me.

Brush brush.

Aim at the wild boar leg, cut a small cut, quickly elongated, smooth and full of beauty, perfect to separate wild boar skin and fat, wild boar originally has less fat, but Ye Tian accurately separated the two, and there is nothing pause.

The whole body of the black blade, blowing the hair and breaking the hair, does not need Lin Tian's strength at all, only needs to control the direction and the technique, the peeling is as fast as lightning, and many people have not paid attention. A wild boar has been peeled clean and it is still whole. Zhang wild boar skin, this can also sell for some money.

is far above the desert island.

A sturdy head, no smaller than the wild boar that Lin Tian skinned, and even more muscular, with two long fangs exuding sharp metallic luster, and on its back, sitting a little monkey, Holding a fruit to eat.

As if feeling a little bit, the wild boar lowered his head while eating the food suddenly raised his head and looked in one direction. The little black eyeballs revealed a trace of human emotion.

"Puff."

He sneezed loudly, his sturdy body was agitated, and an inexplicable chill was clearly felt from that direction. The chrysanthemum tightened, and even the food on the ground was no longer needed, so he ran with his tail clipped.

叽 叽 叽.

The little monkey on 　　's back was thrown into the air, but at the last moment, he flexibly grasped the hair on the pig's neck and sat back again.

looked at the fast disappearing back, with an inexplicable sense of joy.

Of course, Ye Tian didn’t know. At this moment, his hands were flying, one hand was cutting the meat quickly along the texture, the meat slices of uniform thickness or cut into large and uniform pieces of meat, and the other hand holding a plate, the meat pieces floating in the air neatly Fall on top uniformly.

Soon, all the meat on a wild boar has turned into pieces and pieces of meat, leaving only the limbs and legs with a skeleton.

"amazing! Amazing!"

"magic! Magic!!!"

There were exclamations and screams from the joyful crowd dancing. They didn’t pay much attention just now. They were intoxicated in the hot dance, but when they turned their heads, it turned out...

Biny and Nyaka had long been staring at this time, and they were stunned. Although they were jumping, they had been paying attention to Ye Tian's side. After all, the special aura and the mysterious Eastern Kungfu, but let They have been longing for it.

walked out of the crowd excitedly, especially Niaka, the black man posing in a particularly familiar posture.

The back of the left leg, bow slightly, the right leg is in front, the bow is smaller than the left leg, the right hand is in front, and the left hand is in front of the left chest, and a sharp strange cry: "Ah hit!!!"

"Eastern Kungfu, Eastern Kungfu." Biny stepped forward quickly, exclaiming constantly.

Ye Tian: "......"

Looking at two black men with fiery eyes, especially big men, and one also posing in an indecent Bruce Lee pose, Ye Tian... feels a little bit proud in his heart.

"Ahem."

Ye Tian said calmly: "Yes, this is Oriental Kungfu. I learned this from New Oriental, the highest school in China, and students who go to New Oriental can learn it."

The two black people's eyes widened, full of envy: "China treats the people really well, and it is a good government."

This kind of powerful oriental kung fu can be learned as long as they go to school, and their hearts are filled with incomparable yearning. It would be great if they could also live in China.

"6666"

"666666"

"Bruce Lee's classic gesture ~www.novelhall.com~ I miss it."

"Unexpectedly, black people admire Bruce Lee so much, so if they pose such a pose at you, I will recognize you."

"Didn't you find out? The anchor speaks quite 6 in French. Although I don't understand it, it feels so awesome."

"I wanted to say it a long time ago. The anchor can speak French. I, a person with only 22 letters in English, feel like a failure."

"Uh... isn't it 24 English letters?"

"233333...you are off topic, no congratulations, you made me laugh, hahahaha~"

"God has 22 letters."

"Black people: so amazing, so amazing; anchor: ah, yes, I am the best, so I will kneel down and worship me as a teacher. I feel that these black people will be crippled by the anchor."

......

At this time, the French professional water friend appeared.

"23333, let me translate. The black man exclaimed Oriental Kungfu, and the anchor said that he was Oriental Kungfu, or he learned it from New Oriental. New Oriental, so familiar!"

"Learning to cook, New Oriental, there is a good place, 800 stoves are stainless steel, 200 masters are skilled, New Oriental is large, 200,000 students all over the world, learning a good cook has many benefits, but there are many benefits. Stable income is high, and life-long employment is guaranteed and guaranteed! However, as a New Oriental chef, I say that New Oriental can't teach such awesome knife skills as anchors, and my instructors can't match it."

"6666..."

"6666666..."

"I feel that after this black man knows the truth, he will feel that the whole world is full of malice towards him."

"Hahahahaha..."