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It's only when it's really her turn that I find out in horror that marriage It turned out to be so troublesome.

What kind of dress, make-up, rehearsal? Huangfu Yu thought she was stupid and afraid of destroying the century wedding. He actually wrote an oath of five thousand words, which made her recite every word.

Of course, she would not like to, directly attacked: "what is my back?! Don't you just say what you want?! As long as it's the real idea in your heart, it's not against the ethics!! It's OK to recite, but you can also recite one for me! "

As she said, she pasted and copied a ten thousand word oath on the Internet, printed it out, slapped the short table in front of him with great boldness, said ferociously and meaningfully, "if you can recite it, I will recite twenty thousand words."

Huangfu Yu's double legs folded on the sofa beside him and looked at her with disdain: "Su Jingya You're looking for your own death! "

"Is it?!" Su Jingya, learning his expression, disdains Leng hum. "Let's see who is looking for his own death!"

“……” Huangfu Yu smiled coldly. He didn't talk nonsense to her. He really went to take the oath.

Of course, seeing his action, Su Jingya is not worried at all. She lies on the sofa, regardless of the image, with a big stab. She has a long leg, biting her fingernails leisurely, showing her "magnanimity", and muttering: "well, I'll give you It's done in three hours. "

"I'm kind enough, am I generous?"

"If you can finish it in three hours, I promise you that I will memorize 20000 words in two and a half hours."

"Your wife and me, isn't it What's the point? "

"What is that, what is that..."

Just as Su Jingya kept on talking for three minutes, Huangfu made a big "bang" and slapped the salute several times again.

The voice was loud and harsh. Su Jingya didn't even look at him. He defined his behavior as "anger and madness".

She was biting her fingers and giggling. Just turning her head, she said to him, "it doesn't matter if I can't remember it. When I get married, I will swear as I want.".

However, Huangfu's voice sounded quietly: "do you need to take the oath and check it one by one?"

“……” For a few seconds, Su Jingya's brain crashed and didn't turn around. For a while, she wondered, "huh?!"

"Didn't you give me three hours to recite the oath?! Well, it won't take three hours, three minutes... " Huangfu said lightly.

……

When Huangfu Royal recited the oath, just recited a thousand words, Su Jingya had already presented a state of consternation: the little mouth opened to the eldest, and the eyes almost fell out of the eyes.

Huangfu Yu slowly recited ten thousand words. While Su Jingya kept a gaping expression, holding A4 paper and sitting on the sofa like a puppet, he had put the five thousand words oath he had promised for her into her hand, and said with a smile: "it's not hard for you to see that tomorrow is our big day..."

Hearing this, Su Jingya was almost moved to tears, but

"twenty thousand words, you don't need to recite them. You can recite these five thousand words, plus Give you six hours. My wife is so smart. She should be familiar with punctuation in six hours Huangfu Yu looked down at his wrist watch. "Six hours later, it's dinner time. I'll go out first to see the progress of wedding preparation. After dinner, I'll check your labor achievements!"

Before leaving, Huangfu Yu did not forget to stamp a affectionate and gentle kiss on her forehead. Then, with a bad smile, he took his coat, shook it three times, and walked out of the bedroom happily.

Su Jingya sat on the sofa, and did not slow down for a long time.

I don't know how long later, she suddenly came back to her mind, looking at the A4 paper with five thousand words in her hand, and uttered a sad cry: "sobbing Five thousand words, why so many?! Wuwuwu Give me six hours, asshole. You think five thousand words are five words?! Six hours, where can I recite it?! Wipe!!! How can that bastard recite ten thousand words in three minutes

In the Ming Dynasty, Huangfu Yu had disappeared without trace for a long time. It took Su Jingya 20 minutes to jump from the sofa without wearing any slippers. She went straight after him.

Looking for Huangfu Yu's voice, he said to himself strangely: "husband Let's talk about it again Or Six hours, I recite three thousand words?! Wuwu Three thousand words or many, otherwise, you let me recite three words!!!! Well, the three words "I love you" have more connotation and depth than all languages?! In this way, I can not only complete the task, but also express my friendship to you. How nice, Wuwu Husband Where have you been?! Wuwu Husband...... "

All afternoon, Su Jingya has been in a state of madness under oath. However, after all the brain cells died, she only recited one thousand words _