Keen コ ン, カ ー ン コ ー ン ♪

"Yossha! Finally the school is over! Oooh! Yoshida Yoshida Yoshida Ah! Geezen Ikozu! Goezen! Nah! Sawadore will be with you as well!

"Wai!"

"Yeah ... ... Hey, Yamada! Can not you lower the volume of your voice a bit more? It's not a record that's broken at all ..."

"Ga ha ha! Hey, Yoshida? This girl can not divide records! I am - yes!

It's me It's me It's me It's me It's me It's me It's me It's me It's me It's me Oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! "

"Wae Air Aie!"

"Da ah ah ah ah ah! I understood that I knew it, you shut up, you shut up, let's go and get goa!"

"" Wow! "

Well after

"Higuri ...... Where am I ... ...."

(Somehow, obviously a lost child seems to be crying in front of the Goethe ... Even though it is carrying a school bag, it seems that it is about the elementary school lower grades from what it looks like? Where the guardian is I am in ... ...)

"Hey, Yamada ... What are you going to do?"

(Somehow, even if I talk to a heater, we seem to be mistaken for a suspicious person by us -)

"Hey Hey Hey! There's a child there! What are you crying? It's a smile when it's tough! First of all, greet greeted well! Yachio Oo ー ー ッ!

"Wow!"

"Hey, who are you ... ... who?"

(- Well, I'm trying out again!

"I am?! My name is - Yes! I am I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Waie Ae Air Aie!"

"Pi ... ___ ___ ___ 0

(What ... ... this guy ......? "Who said" Who? "Hey, you do not say anything ... ...)

"Well, uh ... ... what's your name?"

"Oh, I was like Mr. Yamada! And here we are!"

"Wai!"

"Yoshida, who is pretending to be strangled by friends, is bald!"

"............"

(Damn it, because I was ashamed, I tried to pretend to be someone else ...... That idiot introduced me, even if it is reported,

"nice to meet you!"

"Wai!"

"Fufa, hehe ... ...."

Philippi pyripiri ~! ← sound of buzzer

(Look! Look! Do not say!?)

"Hey ... ... you guys, please calm down a bit, are you surprised at this girl? Sorry, sorry, we are not suspicious separately, so will not you stop that security buzzer?"

"Yashida, what are you saying? You are saying such a thing, you are bald!"

"No, it's not related to bald! Does not it, huge!"

"What are you saying! Whatever you look it is bald! Gachher!"

"Wai!"

"Huh ... ... Strange folks" Philippi ~! ← sound of buzzer

"Well, why do not you laugh and stop the security buzzer for the time being, right?

"Ooooooooooo! Something like this" Philippi "is getting louder volume!? Yosshaa! I can not be defeated! Well Oooooooooooooooooo!"

"Waei!"

"Two people out there, do not exceed the sound of the crime prevention buzzer with the earth voice!"

Philippi pyripiri ~! ← sound of buzzer

"So, your girlfriend is not a lost child, on the contrary she was looking for a lost child ...?"

"Well, yeah .... That's right ... ... If you miss the me, I was searching ... ...."

"Who the heck is Me, what does it mean that a lost child is looking for a lost child?"

"Baka! So this girl is not a lost child! And besides, you just heard that this girl owns a cat?"

"Oh, that's right!"

"Er ... .... Is this you stupid, are you out of bald?"

"Oh, that's right -" Bear's Dad "!"

"Ya-ha! Yoshida! You are saying" You are a bald! "

"Is this stupid of you?"

"Hahahaha! Yamada, you are" a fool of you "Is not it a perfect name for you?"

"Wai!"

"This is a noisy dad"

"Whey!"

"Er, um ... ... Those who are stupid with idiots are stupid, Please help me find Mi!"

"A summary of the trouble !?"

"Wai!"

"Er ... ... Is it useless?"

"No, I do not care ... ..."

(If you think you are just a lost child, are you looking for cats indeed? Wow, that is troublesome ... ...)

"Well, er ... ...., please, ...

Philippi pyripiri ~! ← sound of buzzer

"Teme, this brat! Do not say" I will ask you to buy a security buzzer "

Do not ring it! It's not a "request" but a "blackmail"! What? "

"Hehe, ... ...."

"Ayaaaaa! Yoshida made me cry a little girl! I can not believe it!"

"Wai!"

"No, no ... ... this is - ah oh! I already understood! I knew it! You should help me find it!"

"Eh ... ... Thank you, brothers ♪"

(So ​​I decided to search for a little girl 's lost cat ... ...)

"I 'm fine I'm ahaaaaaaaaaaa! Doo Oh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Good, huh I' m sorry Aaaaaauuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Well, you are a fool, are you afraid, you terrible about me ...?"

"Let's get fucked hard! Because it's a troublesome neighborhood, somewhere else!"

"Sorry, Ola, Yamada will escape quickly!"

"U, Way!"

"Yoshida, look! You got a white shadow behind the car! I bet you were me!"

"Stupid stuff, that is just a white vinyl ...?"

"Hey, stupid!? Yamada, the signal is still red!"

"Whey!"

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaa?"

Kiki! ← Sounds of sudden braking

"Hey! Yoshida! Maybe, Mee, I will not drown in the river!"

"Hey, Yamada ... ... when I get out of the bridge so much, it falls down" -

"Yeah! Yoshida! What is - you, wow wow ah ah ah ah !?"

"Well, stupid of you !?"

"Wai!"

Dearborn! ← The sound that Yamada falls into the river

"Haa ...... Haa ...... Completely, the fool of Yamada! Do not fall off from the side saying!"

"Gashha ha ha! Yoshida! Thank you for pulling up! Thank you! Well, it's totally bisho-bashi !! Wowaaa! Yavee! I, maybe I dropped my wallet in the river !?"

"Well, I wish to dive into the river in a magnificent manner ..."

"Whey?"

"Well, whatever it was, there was only 500 wallet contents in my wallet.

"Wai!"

"Well, er ... ... stupid, sorry ..."

"Why is the young girl apologizing to me?"

"Well ... ... because, because you asked me to search Mi, the rice cake was falling in the river ..."

"Why is it related to falling into the river and searching for me? I fell into the river, just because my muscles were not enough My me I do not care, how are you saying? Because I am stupid, do not you know?

Yup! I do not understand well, so little girls do not have to worry! "

"Oh, the picnic ... ...."

(It sounds like a real "lady" ...).

"Er, Uh - Oh, thank you ... you are still stupid ..."

"Bururaa ~" ← Cute cats' bark

"Ah! Me?"

"Oh! Young girl! Coix me! Do not miss it!"

"Wai!"

"No, Mi's voice is too astray ... ...."

"Thanks for breaking down my friends, Mi Tan! Um, er, ... byebye!"

"Bururaa ~"

"Oh, be careful and return home!"

"Wai!"

"Do not let go, already" -

(Huh, you finally got home ......)

"At all ... ... I thought about playing because I do not have club activities so much, but I was helping find a cat of a little girl and it was a strange day."

"Yeah !? Yoshida, what are you saying? Today was a good day!"

"...... Ha Ya? Yamada, you say it seriously ... you are scolded, you seem to be run over by a car, falling in the river and losing your wallet, though it was in a staggering eye ...... "

"Whey?"

(So, why can you say that this idiot is "a good day?")

"Ahahah! There was such a thing by the way! But, as I found a cat, it is a good day as a result!"

(............?)

"No, I can not cancel off the misfortune that I faced you, as I found a cat? Rather, even if there is a" good event ", there are more" unfortunate "who have fallen on you and it is minus"

"What does Yoshida say? If there are many" unhappy ", there will be no" good event "? Even if any" unfortunate "happens, the fact does not disappear that" good happening happened " So, as a result, today is "a good day"!

"Well, wait a moment! That is a funny thing -"

"Wai!"

"Oh! Do you think so, Sawari !?"

"Wai!"

"Here, these guys ...... I have not heard the story at all ..."

(But ... it seems Ali may be thinking that it is unexpected)

"Yossya! Hey, Yamada! Sawatari! Let's eat ramen now!"

Let 's go, let' s go, somewhere, when I hear ramen, I came back to me hungry Ah ah ah ah ah!

"Wae Ai!"

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ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー - ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー ー

"- But, thankfulness ...... It was before this, Ando"

"Well ... I see ... Yoshida, is that it's getting better now?"

"Ahh……"

"I'm home, ah, Oh, young girl! I got home now, yeah yeah!"

"You are already stupid! It is not" a little girl "!? We are the" wife's role "of the breeds! So" oh, you are now! I returned home! "If you do not want to say something!

"Well, it was wrong! But it's okay! I remembered this time! I'm learning it! Okay! Okay, this time I will go out with a little girls' house."

"............"

(I heard from the elementary school in the neighborhood "I recently had a male high school student who plays with elementary school girls at my school, but I do not know what to do?" Because the consultation came to the student council, I thought like that .... Kayo Yamada ??)

"In other words, did the young girl who helped by chance feel like Yamada ... ... Yeah, it is a case."

"... Is that a case? Well, you will also receive a phone call from an elementary school you worried about"

(But it does not protect Yamada ... ... That girl comes to see Yamada every day, it can not be avoided well because I come from ... ... Because Yamada is an idiot, I will play normally ... ...)

"Now that school is over, you have to go to the park with a dash ...... Yamada's guy, get angry with that little girl?

"I am not losing power to a young girl ... ..."

(Well, for elementary school students, "Please do not worry because mental age is the same age", will you tell it ...)

"Ou Ou! Young lady Ooooooooooooooo! This Yamada-san returned home!"

"Wow! If you are stupid, you should have said so much ... Well, nice ... Hi Hihi, You Welcome back ♪ Do you want breakfast, bread? Or ... ___ ___ ___ ___ 0

"............"

"............"

((Well, it is a case ...).))

【Next notice】

"Thank you for always supporting us! Chairperson ♪

By the way, have everyone used to using Kakuyom? Some people who are reading "Why?" I think that some people do not understand the function of Kakuyomu, so I will let you explain the function of Kakuyom once here ♪

First of all, the functions that readers can use at Kakuyom are as follows.

① Follow

② ★

③ Comment



Following ① is a bookmark function called "NAZARU". In Kakuyom

There are two types of follow-up to the author and follow-up of the work, but it's confusing, but if you follow the work with the bookmark function it's okay.

② ★ is the evaluation point in "NA". Raku is a story and a sentence, for each of the 5-point evaluation of 1 point to 5 points, Kakuyom is a three-stage evaluation of only ★ 1 to 3 ★.

Well, it seems that points are ranking influences, so in Kakuyom this ★ mainly affects the ranking mainly, so it is OK to say the evaluation point.

By the way, this ★ has features that you can write recommended reviews for your work when you attach it. But, why did you make this specification difficult to understand?

Well, I explained about half of the functions I mentioned above

...... Bukkake The author of "why" is not very interested in ① and ② of the above function. Well then why do you explain the function of Kakuyom this time because you want people to know the functions of ③ and ④ raised above ♪

First of all, it is a comment function of ③, but if it is Kakuyom it is coming to be attached for each story. And for those who bother to write a comment, there is a ? function of ④, a role of Twitter 's "like good" for each story.

Everyone was good at these two functions! As I talk about it, I can understand the evaluation of each episode, so I can tell the author what story of "why" and which story of which character was good, it will be helpful for future story and it will be greatly appreciated.

So, I'd be happy to use the functions of ③ and ④ for the episode I thought it would be interesting if possible.

Ah! Oh yeah, everyone commented,

"I would like to read more about the chairman's story!" "I love the chairperson!" "Please give the chairperson!"

Or if you give me a comment, my turn may increase more, so I'm looking for comments for support to me ♪

Well, how about the next "why?" "

Next time "Boys' Association" thank you!

"It is not confirmed that there is not my turn at the time of the title! Well, it's okay ... If everyone gets a comment like" I want to see the girls' society! "My turn comes too ....

Well then, I will start the usual "Petroline janken"! Have you decided on hands? Of course I decided. Well then, how about?

Petapeta · Pettarin ♪ じ ゃ ん · け ん · ポ ン ♪ "

【Chopper】

"Everyone's comment, evaluation, I will be waiting ♪

Also, explode Yamada! People who thought "Yamada Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Please comment on ♪ "