Chapter 6： Ask for a monthly pass later

Friends in Guangdong, let me see your hands. Typhoon is coming. Are you all right?

As of the publication of Ergou (about 10 am), the typhoon route was deviating from the urban area of ​​Guangzhou and moving towards Foshan. The wind is 10, and the maximum wind speed has been reduced to 25 m / s.

Companies in the "Pearl River Delta" region have issued notices yesterday and have stopped working for one day. Do a small survey. Are you in the "Pearl River Delta" area working today?

The second dog is very worried about the old man, and I don't know if the goods can go smoothly today!

It is said that an excellent typhoon should be like this: do not occupy the weekend, the ferocity is coming, the city is shut down, the wind direction is changed, passing by, the circulation effects, the harm is weakened, the rain is mixed, all are happy, the leader is windproof, the citizens have no loss, and the family rest. If you can slow down and let the city stop for one more day and one day off, then not only are excellent typhoons, they are simply excellent typhoons. All typhoons that are not for holiday purposes are hooligans!

At this stage, Comrade Ni Ni has achieved the achievement of suspension of work and a successful turn, and changed direction when approaching the landing. Daya Bay was not hit by the typhoon's positive landing.

The next step is to hope that "Ni Ni" will leave when it rains. Don't let our people lose anything. Set your mentality and be a good Miyoshi typhoon!

Recently, there are a lot of concerns about Ergou. In addition to the safety of life and property of the Guangdong people, there is also the safety of life and property of Chinese athletes far away in Brazil.

After so many days in the Olympic Games, finally there is good news! Olympic Metro Line 4 is finally open!

applaud!

Despite frequent delays and tight funding, the Metro Line 4 was built for the Olympic Games six days before the Rio Olympics! It is worth mentioning that all trains running on Metro Line 4 are made in China.

Applause again!

Compared with the Olympic Village, the subway looks quite luxurious! In response, the Australian delegation stated that it would check out and change to the subway. (My guess)

Since it is our goods, it is estimated that there is nothing wrong with the car, but the driver is not necessarily. The footsteps of the Olympic Games are getting closer and closer. I sincerely hope that nothing will go wrong in this Olympic Games. After all, now the Olympic Games have become a daily task. This is seriously inconsistent with the previous "higher, faster, stronger" style of painting. !! This Olympic Games has become a grand event for mentors! Feng Ye players have already taken a lead!

As a comrade fighting on the front line, Chinese national gymnast Feng Feng sent the first-hand vomit at the scene!

It is no longer a day or two for Feng Ye to become an amateur as a amateur. This Olympic Games once again ignited the soul of Feng Xiaofeng's heart, and Rio has become another routine task for Olympic athletes.

But to be honest, as a gymnast, you must check the gymnastic equipment repeatedly before the game! Especially the uneven bars, rings, etc. This is the case in Brazil this time, we have to be careful!

I don't know if such a scene will appear after the Olympic swimming competition:

The chairman of the Olympic Committee announced in front of the podium: "Champion Ning Zetao, oral praise!"

Ning Zetao asked aggressively: "Chairman, what about my gold medal?"

"Sorry, I was robbed." (Uncle Gray Rabbit)

It is estimated that Brazil itself is also collapsed. It was originally expected to rely on the Olympic Games to pull the economy, but did not expect to fall into a "every one-year economic crisis" (European and American media language). The energy prices of major export products had fallen, and negative economic growth for two consecutive years would fact. The huge amount of money invested in the Olympic Games has also caused financial strain. It is expected that the effect of the Olympic Games to boost the economy will not be obvious, and the people's antipathy towards the Olympic Games will increase.

So Dad doesn't hurt his mother and don't love, and the second Olympics is the first time he has ever seen the Olympic Games.

However, in the implementation of the slogan "National Olympics", Brazil said that the second, everyone dare to call the first!

On the 29th of Brazil time, a boyfriend of a British sailer launched a small garbage cleanup campaign to clean up the garbage in Guanabara Bay in order to make women friendly and friendly, because his girlfriend was in this notorious, not clean bay Competition.

The big guy really broke his heart for the Olympics. The venue had to bring his family to clean up!

This is the true "National Olympics", which not only cultivates the athletes' disease resistance and endurance, but also allows citizens, athletes and tourists to have a greater sense of participation, which is much stronger than other countries!

This doesn't give the little boyfriend a chance to be diligent and show affection, so that the two can virtually abuse a dog while contributing to the Olympic cause. Brazil Olympics, two dogs give you a thumbs up!

[Invisible dog abuse is the deadliest]

Haruki Murakami teaches us that writing an article is like trying to reason with a woman. Although it can be better through exercises to a certain extent, it is basically determined by natural factors.

Recently, the biggest dog food must be Lin Xinru's wedding with Huo Jianhua. At the dinner, a guest wished Ziwei Gege to have a precious son early, and Gege responded that "there will be a family of three soon."

Looking at the photos of the couple when they were young, Ergou wanted to ask, is it too late to have a reincarnation?

But to count the worst abused person, it must be Hu Ge!

First of all, he lost Huo Jianhua, and failed to **** flowers at the wedding. He was also teased as "Hu Huo CP". Lao Hu is a good young man who has worked hard to make money for his buddies. Who is it?

A video recently streamed out, and Hu Ge told Lin Xinru at the dinner, "I actually understand what I mean in his life. Since you appeared, I finally understand! All the CPs I and Jianhua used to cover you. But when I saw that you were so happy with him and he was so happy, I felt that everything I did to him was worth it! I am happy for him as a brother! "

Translating for you, this sentence means: "I'm so angry, I still want to keep laughing"!

There is a kind of love called letting go, Lao Hu, I wish you happiness too!

Invisible dog abuse is deadly, and tangible dog abuse is even more deadly! But this time, the real dog was abused!

There was a news of dog abuse yesterday, and today's dogs are restless. Have you heard of the "Shenzhen man abuses dogs"? The man claimed to have fun killed more than 50 dogs and posted a small video online. When the dog-loving volunteer arrived at the scene, he rescued a dying German herd.

The onlookers all gave way, the big knife that Ergou had just sharpened could no longer carry it!

Human life is life and dog life. It is fun to abuse animals with such cruel means? This kind of person is capitalized Loser!

What is even more annoying is that although dog abuse is known to everyone, but there is no clear legal support to punish it, and it can only be condemned from the moral level, but it is impossible to condemn these immoral people!

Do you think our country should legislate specifically for animals?

You do n’t need to love, but do n’t hurt, the animal protection law really needs to be promulgated. It ’s not easy to be a dog this year!

Wenzhou young man Yang, suspicion of his girlfriend's derailment, even went to the enemy's house to wait for the opportunity to kill, and then committed suicide. Unexpectedly, Yang was bitten by the dog of the love rival's house, and put the dog to death on the bed of the love rival, leaving a note to threaten the love rival.

Yang: I'll take your fate today!

Dog: It really beeps me.

For the dead in ancient times, today for the dead dog. Yang's behavior was eventually punished by law and he was convicted of intentional homicide.

Do everyone think the court's decision is reasonable?

Friends preparing to open the spray court first calm down and listen to the two dogs to explain to you.

First of all, Yang has the subjective intention to deprive others of his life. In order to deprive others of his life, he also prepared tools and conditions. His behavior has constituted the crime of intentional homicide and is a crime preparation. That's why he was sentenced to intentional homicide and detained for five months.

No matter what love or hatred you have, dogs are innocent!

Everyone, cherish the ball in front of you!

And when encountering such things as suspecting his girlfriend's derailment, as a person who rushes to kill others, does he have to find the reason from himself? Is it because you look ugly?

(Xu Ji)

Ugly doesn't matter, the face value is not enough for the hairstyle! If you look at Gao Xiaosong, although the midpoint is not combed, it is also very beautiful if it is combed! (Green and red make a white)

Recently, Japan held a competition to compare handsome guys, called the "Mr. High One" contest, and the winning champion will be known as "Japan's first handsome guy". Although the results of the competition have not yet been released, the candidates for the finals have come out! This face value, big guy feel ...

After seeing these crooked and cracked jujubes, I am more confident in Taimentougougou Caozi, and I plan to participate in the Beijing Sea City election next.

I want to send my family's love bean Liu Zichen to Japan to compete, and I will definitely win the championship!

To tell the truth, aren't they like those in our domestic circle of friends who vote, whoever has more relatives and friends wins?

In other words, Tanabata came with squinting eyes, brothers, what do you want to send? Give you a love tip!

(Fresh-footed rice is full)

As a girl, Ergou tells everyone that this simple and simple love is the most touching!

On the occasion of this festive season, the two dogs sincerely wish Yiyou friends sweet love, husband and wife love, affectionate love, a hundred years of good together, the fight is earth-shattering, the love is the end! Like Didi and Uber, like paint!

The gossip that has been circulating for several days is finally confirmed. Didi Chuxing announced its acquisition of Uber China. This pair of small friends is finally together.

Yesterday, Didi Chuxing announced that it will acquire all assets of Uber's Chinese brand, business, data and other operations in mainland China. Didi Chuxing and Uber Global will hold each other's shares and become each other's minority shareholders. Didi chairman Cheng Wei will join Uber's global board. Uber founder Travis Kalanick will also join Didi Chuxing's board.

"Certificate" as soon as legalization, you two must be true love!

What is the name of the child after marriage? Didi di + Uber u = di + u = diu (lost)?

You talk about, a table of Mahjong should have been good, but it has to be turned into three!

In fact, it doesn't matter if you break up with me or not. I just care about one thing. Will the price rise? Will there be subsidies in the future? Does the intensity of subsidies remain the same?

Do you think the taxi price will increase after the merger?

If the price really rises, will you continue to ride on the Internet?

As a migrant worker who fought for the North Fifth Ring Road by using an online car, Ergou hopes that the big brothers will understand that the service industry, which is not based on the people, will eventually collapse soon.

In fact, the two were not together suddenly. There have been rumors that they will be merged several times before. I know that when you deny that you are together, you are always raped!

[Comrade, your face fell off]

There are so many things you want to refuse and welcome, we all understand this routine.

There are so many things that are not trespassing or stealing. We are familiar with this. Attentiveness for no reason is usually nothing good.

For example, a girl borrowed a computer from a male student and found a small pornographic film. Opening it and seeing that the protagonist is her own, do you say that the routine is not deep?

Xiao Wu, a male student at a university in Taiwan, installed a pinhole camera in an accessible public toilet while taking advantage of the failure of the water heater in the female dormitory of the school, and then introduced female students to take a shower there. As a result, the girl borrowed a computer from him six months later to write a report, and found the video at that time on the computer.

Suddenly found that the protagonist of the pornographic film is himself ... This plot is exactly like the new work of Zhiyin.

How did the curious girl find this video? In the F disk "Marx data"?

Xiao Wu was obviously inexperienced. He named the folder "Toilet" and "Sneak Shot", but the girl opened it as soon as she was curious. It ’s not that I say you, who ca n’t see the 薅 wool so much like Ge You? The folder is named “Sneak Shot”. Who can hold the unicorn arm open?

In this regard, the fat editor of our senior photography enthusiast said that changing the "Under the Skirt" directory to "News Broadcasting" may not cause any problems. My folder is called the 3.5-million-ton catalytic project construction organization design, and the content settings are hidden. so afraid!

However, can this male student surnamed Wu have a point of face, first seize the opportunity, then calmly lay out, and finally succeed, what good is this courage and strategy? Chen's lesson is not painful enough?

Vietnam, you have to nod!

Recently, a restaurant in Vietnam issued a notice. Because of past uncivilized behavior of the Chinese, a sign was set up to reject the Chinese. Although it has been ordered by the government to correct it, the impact is still not good.

The whole thing is as if I was going to buy it! Awkward!

Some of you, too, do n’t keep getting out of the house and do n’t know if something happened. Can you earn some gas yourself?

Recently, the news related to Vietnam has been uninterrupted. The previous "Vietnamese airport hacker incident" had preliminary findings. The hacker claimed to be "TEAM", which is a Chinese civil society.

However, it may not be true to leave a name for this kind of thing. The founders of the organization accepted the response a few days ago. Their position is "do not participate, do not recognize", "We are civil organizations and do not want to be victims of politics." Clearly define again.

Don't accept, don't participate, don't acknowledge, this is our position.

Ergou didn't think this matter was like what we did. With this picture, the aesthetics of the 80s of last century, we should put Huang Zitao on the screen.

Moreover, Vietnam has to speak with evidence, and if you can't find it, you slap it. Still, you have to face.

Three Russian friends, take care of this matter yourself.

Half a month ago, three post-95 Russian college students began a "poor tour" of China. The three friends did n’t understand Chinese, they only took home travel expenses, and did n’t bring a penny. They walked and took a “ride ride” along the way, “begged” along the way, and took photos with them to make money.

Yuanfang, what do you think about this?

All the brethren of the beggars, come out. The beggars have helped the disciples to invade China!

To tell the truth, can China make money by taking photos now that China has a foreign population density? Come out and ask for money, carry two speakers on your back and sing two songs, both of which are basic literacy.

However, it ’s considered courageous if you can come to China just like this. The visitors are all visitors. When you meet real beggars on the road, you can avoid them. The site is marked. Do n’t be beaten. Here it is.

Don't talk about these bad things, return to that paint like glue!

One week before the Star Festival, friends who have no object, hurry up and confess, I have prepared all the words for you, pick your own!

"I still like you very much, like the wind has gone eight thousand miles, regardless of the return date."

At this time, I felt that the exam-oriented education in our country was quite successful.

As a funny art pacesetter, the representatives of Ergou could be a hooligan and a relaxed moment of Xu Zhimo. The editors also confessed to Yi friends!

I still like you very much, holding my scalp like dandruff, can't bear to leave;

I still like you very much, like sweet and sour and tenderloin with rice;

I still like you very much, like Dabao's flat chest, but I can squeeze it again;

I still like you very much, but unfortunately I am studying scum and ca n’t make it up!

Touch your face to kill!

Dear Yi friends, which one do you like best?

Last answer UP!

[Relaxation Psychological Quiz: Are You Working Hard? 】

If selective amnesia is possible, what would you like to have been forgotten?

A. The painful feeling

B. What happened to yourself

C. Wrong done by myself

D. Betrayal experience

The test results are at the end ~

Two people ~ www.novelhall.com ~ Different beautiful scenery, what do Yi You have to say?

Tucao up last time!

Whose do you think amused you?

Those who abuse animals must be severely punished!

Want to be on the list is crazy, please wake up.

It's all about life, so understand it.

【Test Results】

A. Once a heartbroken relationship

You are born to work. Because I am always not satisfied with the status quo, and constantly want to get more and better things, so I will struggle for what I want in this life, it is difficult to stop and rest.

B. What happened to yourself

You have high demands on yourself, and your desire for power is very strong. To achieve your goals, you will have to devote all your life. Toil in this life is inevitable. But when you work hard, you also pay special attention to enjoyment, so you will do the right thing.

C. Wrong done by myself

This life is doomed to be your mind, because you like to worry about everything and have deep thought concerns, so you will always be unconsciously stuck in a well-thought-out dead end. But you don't pay much in your own efforts. To others, you don't belong to the hard-working group.

D. Betrayal

You are a very content person, you do n’t have high requirements for material, and you do n’t have a strong principle of dealing with things. Therefore, you will not fight hard for your own desires like others, and your life will be relatively easy and timid.