Chapter 547 Make Him Regret It
?I was just staring at the idiot while trying my best not to let my disgust show on my face.
Unfortunately, he seemed to have taken my silence the wrong way since he smirked at me, "What's with that face? Are you afraid? Was the claim that you are stronger just a lie? If you're really stronger than me, this shouldn't be a problem right? I knew it! You're a fraud!"
I frowned, "Why are you so desperate to fight me? Are you obsessed with me or something?"
Lisa giggled and whispered behind me, "I'm obsessed with you~"
I know, Lisa... I know.
The scumbag's smirk grew even wider, "Hahaha! I knew it! You're just afraid that once they spend a night with me, they will leave you for me, right? Ahahaha!?Don't worry, I can understand, I am quite charming after all! And not to brag, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them in bed better than you!"
I gagged.
I was about to tell him off again but Lisa suddenly came up and tugged on my arm to whisper in my ear.
"Psst... Let's accept it, Aster!"
"Eh? Why?"
Even as the question left my lips, the reason why she wanted me to accept the challenge came to my mind. Of course...
Lisa giggled, "Well, he's already giving us the perfect change to cuck him, so why not take him up on the offer?"
Yeah... I thought you might say that.
"And in the event that he somehow wins? I don't want him to be touching any of you," I asked.
Lisa gestured to herself, "I'll let him have me!"
"No," I answered her immediately.
She shook her head, "Oh don't worry, Aster~ I wouldn't be the one getting fucked~"
Ah... I see.
I guess I don't mind if that's the case. I'm pretty sure this guy definitely doesn't like dick and he didn't say he would be the one doing the fucking after all.
Fine then, since this idiot is pretty much asking for it, then let's grant him his wish.
I turned back to him, "Fine. Let's do it. But how can I be sure that you will be true to your word?"
He laughed, "Ahahaha! As a hero, I won't lie nor back down from a challenge I set! You can be assured that I will honour my terms!"
Honestly, I don't really give a crap whether he honours it or not, I just don't want him to whine and come up with excuses after he loses. That would be even more annoying.
"Alright, what are the rules?"
"Simple! We just fight until the other one admits defeat or is unable to continue fighting!"
"No, no! He was screaming at the start before that! You did something to him!"
"Yes? That was [Darkness Paranoia] that I cast on him. Was magic not allowed in this fight?"
She hesitated, "N... No?"
I then pointed at the unconscious piece of crap, "Are you going to heal him?"
The Nekomata quickly went to him and started chanting the spell for [Heal] on the idiot.
The waste of human space returned to consciousness and sputtered awake, "What... What happened?"
"Wahahaha! You got your ass kicked, that's what!" Odeta laughed.
The Wrunch on the idiot's team scowled at her, "That's not very respectful, I would suggest you show a little respect young one."
Odeta bared her teeth, "My respect is earned, not given. I don't respect weaklings that is all talk like that guy."
"Wata is strong!"
"And Sister is stronger, what's your point?"
Lisa jumped in gleefully, "Aaaaaanyway!! It's time for you to pay up! You lost! Do we get to choose or is someone volunteering to spend a night with us?"
The scumbag looked up, "Wait!"
Ah, here we go, he's definitely going to make some stupid excuse like he wasn't ready or that I cheated or maybe even that he wasn't serious.
"Wait, wait... Before we get to that... Please... Could you just tell me what happened in that fight?"
Huh... So he's not actually denying that he lost? Does he really intend to go through with the losing conditions? That's... Surprising.
I decided to humour him, "I first hit you with a [Darkness Paranoia] spell, then followed up with a [Static Bolt] to paralyse you. I then came up and punched you in the abdomen while you were paralysed."
I didn't feel the need to mention about my buffing since there wasn't any need to show all my cards if they could not even see it for themselves.
He gasped, "No way! You can cast two different spells so quickly and even while moving as well?!"
"... Yes?"
"Kuh... I hate to admit it... But you are indeed stronger... Fine! I am a hero of my word! You can pick anyone you want to spend a night with you!"
I honestly didn't really care about this at all but I only went along with it because Lisa wanted me to so...
As though realising that I wanted her to decide, Lisa immediately wrapped her arm around mine from the side and looked at him cheekily, "Are you sure you are ok with this though? No take backs, you know?"
He placed his hands on his hips and laughed, "Ahahaha! I am confident in myself! My harem is loyal to me so even if you have a night with one of them, they'll return to me right afterwards!!"
...
Hold up... Is this guy pimping out his harem or something? What the fuck? And you still dare to call yourself a 'Harem King'?
You know what? Let's break one of the girls, Lisa~ Make him regret even coming up with this stupid challenge in the first place!