C67

Noon, the sun was high in the sky, on the bridge.

Xu Xiaoming and Lin Meng covered their heads with the sun, and found a piece of white cloth from who knows where and spread it on the ground. Then, they placed each type of medicinal pellet into a glass bottle and placed it on the white cloth, at the same time, they wrote down the name of the medicinal pellet and the specific medicinal effects on each bottle.

"Un, not bad!"

Xu Xiaoming looked at his stall, and the more he looked, the more pleased he got with himself.

"Lil 'Lin, do you remember how I taught you?" Xu Xiaoming asked with a smile.

"Master, no problem. I have long since memorized all the knowledge you taught me. Right now, it wouldn't even be enough to describe it by reciting it from the back!" Lin Meng patted his chest, and said with confidence.

"So confident!" Xu Xiaoming laughed, "Alright, then let me have a moment, you can roar twice now!"

Cough, cough!" Lin Meng cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and roared: "Hey, everybody please pass by and don't miss it. Come here and take a look at the miraculous medicine that is refined with our ancestral medicine … … We bought some Face Preserving Pills. One for your youth, ten for your youth... We still have the Golden Spear Indestructible Pill, we can guarantee that you will have one pellet down to your belly and regain your former glory … "We've all come to take a look. Today, we will be earning a great deal. As long as we get a discount, we won't need any money!

Lin Meng's shout startled a forty year old woman, but she still went over and quickly asked: "Little brother, do you guys buy some Face Preserving Pill that's so magical? Does it make you look ten years younger after eating it?"

Xu Xiaoming quickly said: "Aunt, it's necessary, my pill was concocted according to the ancestral medicine, my ancestor was a royal physician in the imperial palace, and the Face Preserving Pill was used by the imperial palace's concubines in the past!"

"So godly?" The woman was skeptical.

Xu Xiaoming continued to speak, "For a fake penalty of ten, regardless of whether we use money or not, as long as you eat this Face Preserving Pill, others will treat you as my little sister!"

"A fake punishment of ten? This is great! " The woman laughed and asked, "How much is one Face Preserving Pill? I'll try buying two of them! "

Xu Xiaoming's face blossomed with a smile, seeing that the deal was about to be completed, he became extremely happy, "Aunt, we are doing this to broaden the sales channels, to open up a big reward list, the price for this pill will be one hundred thousand, now we will only charge you ten thousand for the discount!"

"What?" The woman's expression changed immediately and she said angrily, "One is 10,000, why don't you just rob me? You must be crazy to think of money, right? "

The woman scolded him a little before she left.

"Master... [Isn't the price a little too high …] If it's ten dollars per pill, Big Sis will definitely be able to sell it for ten pills! " Lin Meng was a little discouraged, and said awkwardly.

"F * ck!" "10 yuan for a single pill, that's f * cking a few hundred yuan for a single pill. Not to mention the cost of the hard work I've done, how can you expect me to pay for a single pill?" Xu Xiaoming scolded: "This pill is less than 10,000, it is definitely not for sale, it does not matter if he is the god or the father!"

"Master, look, that big sister was going to buy it, but she was scared away by your price!" Lin Meng complained.

"F * ck!" This is because she doesn't have a discerning eye and doesn't even know how many miraculous pills she can concoct. Let's see if she's in a hurry when I recover tomorrow's 100,000 pills! " Xu Xiaoming said.

"What... "I still have to restore the original price..." Lin Meng had a bitter face as he said, "Master, if you really want to buy one hundred thousand, that's fine. But don't pull me out tomorrow to embarrass yourself …"

thought, this guy could definitely afford to pay ten thousand, he immediately shouted out: "Don't miss a chance to walk past this place, Jin Wu Wan s, a secret recipe for great internal organs, the emperor has to use it; Xiao Pei Yuan Dan s, one for strengthening the body, two for longevity prolongation, three for a hundred thousand diseases … "Today is the day of the grand ceremony. The entire venue will be discounted, as long as it costs ten thousand gold coins …"

The thin middle-aged man looked at Xu Xiaoming as if he was looking at a fool, then directly walked over and muttered: "You really have a brain that's been squeezed by a door, this rotten candy is worth ten thousand yuan, you don't even have the skills to cheat people!"

… ….

In the entire afternoon, a dozen or so customers walked past Xu Xiaoming's stall, either scolding them for their mental state or scolding them for being liars, which made Xu Xiaoming a little depressed.

Lin Meng was even more exaggerated, he just sat on the side and hugged his legs, dozing off!

"Damn it, Lin …" If you go to sleep every now and then, can you be like your master? Xu Xiaoming kicked him awake and said: "Since it's already dinner time, hurry up and go to a nearby restaurant to buy two servings of food!"

"Sigh, alright then!"

Lin Meng rubbed her eyes and stood up. At that moment, she saw two men in uniforms and hats walking towards her from the other side of the bridge.

"Wo Ri... Master... "Look at what those two are..."

Xu Xiaoming immediately stood up and looked at the two fellows walking towards him, and his entire body shivered, "F * ck … This is like selling a pill, the Town Security is here! "

"Master, what is the Town Security?" Lin Meng asked.

"Stop bullshitting, hurry up and pack up and run!"

Xu Xiaoming immediately opened his own medicine box and used the entire white cloth to store all the pills, putting them into his own medicine box.

"F * ck …" You actually dare to set up a stall on the Sky Bridge, you sure are brave! " A Town Security officer brandished a baton and chased after them.

When Lin Meng saw this, he was so scared that he almost peed on himself. He immediately turned and ran frantically, shouting, "Master, wait for me!"

The two Town Security members gave a mad chase, but luckily Xu Xiaoming was powerful, his escaping speed was fast, and with a click of the tongue, they were both thrown to the ground!

"Master, why are you running so fast?" Lin Meng gasped for breath, his mouth was constantly spitting out words, he was so tired that he was practically a dog.

Well, let's find a restaurant and rub our hands. F * ck, I'm so tired from running like this, let's have a good meal and rest for a bit before we start working again in the afternoon!" Xu Xiaoming said.

"What?" Master, you're still working in the afternoon... This pill of yours is too expensive, no! " Lin Meng complained.

"It's fine, I believe that there will always be people who know what's good for them!" Xu Xiaoming said confidently, and directly brought Lin Meng to a western restaurant.

"Sigh!" Lin Meng really had no choice but to sigh. He felt extremely unhappy in his heart, if he knew that it was so hard to live in the city, he might as well stay in the countryside and obediently be a village doctor.