Chapter 203

"Well, since you want to be abused, I'll do it for you."

Wang Hao takes the astronomy stone in Guo Yunzi's hand and hands it to Xiaobai.

However, at this time, everyone looks at Xiaobai on Wang Hao's shoulder as if he were a ghost. The rabbit just said something!?

You should know that in their cognition, monsters are monsters. Even those high-level and intelligent monsters have no cases of speaking human language, except for those who roam the universe.

But now a rabbit with the most fighting power of the martial arts division speaks to people. Is this rabbit still a descendant of a beast!?

Yuexuan and other people's hearts jumped. They felt it was going to be a bad thing. If someone was interested in Xiaobai, wouldn't it give them unnecessary trouble!?

"What are you looking at? A bunch of country bumpkins, haven't seen the rascal rabbit! " Wang Hao gave everyone a scornful middle finger.

"Rogue rabbit!"

In a moment, people wondered, what kind of beast is this!?

Xiaobai feels Wang Hao's idea, immediately shakes his long ears, twists his small buttocks, and waves his short little fur claws. "I am the super invincible rogue rabbit in the universe. My mother says that I am good, but a little yellow and a little violent "

see this scene, the eyes of all the girls in the audience are twinkling with a strong peach heart. It's so cute and cute!

They can not only talk, but also sing and dance. They are the most ideal pets in their mind. Especially this song is so rogue. It's worthy of being a rogue rabbit. They really want one.

Yue Xuan and others turned black. Xiao Bai and Wang Hao were really bad at learning. They were singing brother Huang.

Singing two sentences, Xiaobai suddenly stopped, it felt that the group of girls look at it, there is a wish to live to swallow it.

Seeing this scene, Xiaobai is scared to get into Wang Hao's clothes and dare not come out in the open.

Under this, that group of girls is more excited, fast forward will Wang Hao surrounded.

"How do you sell this rabbit, handsome boy?"

"Handsome boy, you offer me a price, and my sister will guarantee your satisfaction."

"If a handsome boy doesn't have a good offer, go to his sister's house. Let's talk slowly."

“………”

Wang Hao looks at these girls warily. "If you don't sell rabbits, you can't cheat me, a pure young man, to go home and do something shameful."

Just after the voice fell, a big sleeper slot appeared in the girl's heart, and now she began to install pure. Who was the coquettish old driver when she wrote the erotic poem just now?

Yue Xuan glanced at Zhao Yiling, who was not far away, and immediately understood why Wang Hao suddenly pretended to be pure. Compared with these mediocre and vulgar powder, Zhao Yiling, such a beautiful person, was his dish.

"Cough, dear children, it's not early. I have to make a match with this little guy. After we fight, how do you like it?" Guo Yunzi couldn't see it and said aloud.

Seeing Guo Yunzi's voice, these girls dare not neglect, and quickly back away.

"Hurry up, old man. Don't delay me." Wang Hao said impatiently.

"It's impolite, little guy. I'll give you a hard test first." Guo Yunzi hummed, then whispered, "it's my birthday in a few days. Now My husband's couplet is: blessed as the East China Sea, vast sea, old man, long life, plenty of food and clothing, delicious food, ranked in three, Taiwan enjoy prosperity and wealth, distinguished guests should have come, it's reasonable, of course! "

When the audience heard the match, they all frowned and thought.

Seeing this, Guo Yunzi stroked his beard and laughed. Now he finally found his court. Although he lost the first two games, there was no problem in this game.

"Old man, that's the problem!" Wang Hao left his mouth and said: "my next couplet is: shoubinan mountain, the mountain is not old, the old man, the human face is beastly, the heart is not good, a good turtle bastard will eventually die, there is no place to die, the foundation has not been hit, come to regret, repent late."

"You, you..." Guo Yunzi is furious. This bastard dares to call him a tortoise bastard. He has no place to die.

"What are you? Am I not neat!" Wang Hao gave Guo Yunzi a look, and was disgusted.

Everyone's eyelids were shaking. They didn't know what to say. The couple were really neat, which made them have the impulse to clap their hands.

But if it's called, how can Guo Yunzi explain it? Is it true that Guo Yunzi is a tortoise bastard!?

"Grandpa, are you ok?" One after another stares at Wang Hao, and then supports Guo Yunzi with concern.

"Grandpa is OK!" Guo Yunzi put his head on the table, and then made the next couplet: "the white goose is still yellow, but I don't know how high it is!"

Wang Hao smiled coldly and played with him. The old guy was a little tender. "The tortoise shell has been polished. It's a cunning old man!"

Everyone looked at Wang Hao with admiration. How dare this guy say it!

The last couplet scolded Guo Yunzi as a turtle bastard, and this couplet scolded Guo Yunzi as a turtle shell fell off. Why is this guy so bad!?

Lingxiao and others covered their heads with their hands, and felt the pain in the forehead. They could even do this to Cheng Wang Hao. There was no one else!

Guo Yunzi snorted: "rice, sorghum, beans, wheat, millet and millet, which of these bastards is Mr."

Wang Hao didn't want to go back and say, "the book of songs is easy to be written in spring and autumn. There are many classics. Why do you ask Laozi?"

Guo Yunzi: "two apes cut the wood in the mountain and asked the little monkey how to cut the saw."

Wang Hao: "a horse is trapped in the mud to see how the old beast gives its hoof?"

Guo Yunzi: "cicadas don't know the snow, ants get their way, when will villains leave?"

Wang Hao: "ants along the locust, fat mayshake the tree, the fool arrogant male!"

Guo Yunzi: "filial piety, loyalty and integrity (shameless)"

Wang Hao: "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven (Wang BA)"

Watching both sides of you come and I go, all the people at the scene worship thoroughly. It is absolutely rare in the world to have a couple like this.

Guo Yunzi's eyes changed when he looked at Wang Hao. The young man could even scold him to this extent. It's really amazing. It seems that he has to show some Assassin's mace.

"Boy, I have a modern counterpart. How dare you try!" Guo Yunzi gives Wang Hao a provocative look.

Wang Hao curled his lips. "Let's go!"

Guo Yunzi glared at Wang Hao, "listen, I can see you off the tower!"

Wang Hao is stunned. "Do you want to play with it?"

"I've always been at the forefront of fashion," Guo said with a smile

Wang Hao gave Guo Yunzi a disdainful look. "Fashion is a fart. It's just a pit of goods. Listen, I can hang up and spray my teammates."

Guo Yunzi's smile disappeared, and he became dignified. "Unexpectedly, I met a pit friend. Listen to the questions, I can choose five by myself."

Wang Hao a face disrelish, "this little retreat can sit wait for 6 minutes to cast."

"I can fly to save the enemy."

"I can block my teammates with walls after I am young."

"I haven't seen anyone for a hundred years."

"If you don't move a little, you'll be a thousand miles away."

"I'm brave enough to send a flash of blood."

"Ben sold his teammates and didn't look back."

"Wind and waves!"

"Against the wind!"

"How much sorrow can you have?"

"Five for four, six for six."

“………”

The whole audience is completely stupid. Didn't they say that they were right!? But how can the painting style of the old and the young change so fast? It's just two pit goods. Who is more pit? It's really a big forest. There are all kinds of birds.