CH 56

Chapter 56: Mushroom Underwear

Zhou Mushi had a great idea in mind. He sat on the back seat of a motorcycle, and his mind was already running wild with countless plans to show off with various men and women around Jin Yang.

But as the saying goes: Plans can’t keep up with changes.

He didn’t expect that he would end up alone at a classmate gathering and be cornered by a drunkard in the restroom.

At the time, he had consumed quite a few drinks and was in the middle of relieving himself when suddenly he felt a strong force pulling his pants. He hadn’t even had a chance to move before his pants were pulled down.

“Damn it! What a pervert!”

This was Zhou Mushi’s first reaction. However, before he could even call for help, a burly man grabbed him by the ankle and nose, and burst into tears himself.

“Come on, drink up! Whoever doesn’t drink is a loser!”

Zhou Mushi leaned against the wall with both hands to keep himself from being knocked down by the sudden force.

He tried to remain patient and attempted to retrieve his leg from the grasp of the unknown person.

“Big brother, if you want to drink, go outside and drink. What do you want to drink while standing next to the urinal?”

The man was extremely drunk and couldn’t hear what Zhou Mushi was saying at all. He muttered, “Yes, yellow wine is good, more intense the yellow more better. I like yellow wine, it tastes great.”

The confused man was lying on the floor of the men’s restroom, his face buried in Zhou Mushi’s shoes, laughing happily.

There were people coming and going in the men’s restroom, and seeing this surprise made them feel amazed.

Zhou Mushi never expected that one day he would be walking around with only his underwear on and being shown around the men’s restroom.

Not everyone is a bystander in this world. There are still many good people out there. Seeing that Zhou Mushi couldn’t retrieve his pants and ankles, someone came over to help drag the drunk man away.

The unconscious man didn’t even realize he was holding onto someone’s legs, holding onto their ankles with both hands and refusing to let go.

The passerby who came to help had also just drunk half a catty of white liquor and was very dazed. Seeing that he couldn’t move the big man by force, he became angry and immediately started to pull and drag.

The two had different opinions: one refused to let go, while the other was determined to make him let go. As they argued back and forth, a somewhat drunk Zhou Mushi was getting a headache from the noise.

Suddenly, there was a crisp tearing sound in the air, and the drunk guy finally let go of his grip.

The person who helped Zhou Mushi save his pants felt a little embarrassed.

“It’s okay, brother. Ripped jeans make you look younger, and they’re trendy right now.”

Zhou Mushi slowly pulled up his pants and turned his head to take a look.

This spot is actually quite good. There is no damage in other places, but it just happened to open up a crotch area for him, exposing only his butt and little JJ wrapped in thin underwear. Nothing else was exposed.

The big man who was stupidly lying on the urinal, preparing to drink yellow wine, also echoed, “Hey, my son likes to wear little mushroom underwear too. What a coincidence, isn’t it?”

Zhou Mushi looked dark and unclearly at the ceiling of the men’s bathroom, then silently took out his phone and called Lin Shucheng, who was still eating at the table. Three minutes later, a pig-like howl came from the bathroom.

Wearing a suit with a checkered coat tied around his waist, Zhou Mushi walked out of the bathroom.

Lin Shucheng shouted from behind, “Take smaller steps and be careful not to rip the seam.”

“Rip~” Another crisp sound.

Hey, as it turned out, Lin Shucheng’s words were accurate. The ripping sound became louder in front.

Zhou Mushi turned around stiffly and said to his friend, “I think you can keep quiet.”

Before the party started, Zhou Mushi always came in looking handsome and charming. But when the party ended, he was wearing a thick leather jacket around his crotch and a thin checkered jacket around his butt, creating a remarkably stylish scene.

With each step he took, he could enjoy the ultimate feeling of the wind blowing through his crotch.

“After a man turns three years old, who else can enjoy the same pleasure as you?” Pei Xu didn’t feel any malicious joy when he said this.

Lin Shucheng sat in the passenger seat and echoed, “Yes, my son can’t enjoy this kind of freedom and flying anymore.”

Zhou Mushi rubbed his face in exhaustion. He felt that in his previous life, he must have dug someone’s ancestral grave or taken someone’s wife, otherwise, how could he have ended up with such two harmful and useless friends.

He sat in the back seat and silently tightened the sleeves tied around his waist, afraid that the two jackets would fall off his body when he moved later.

“Mushi, I heard that your love life hasn’t been going well lately?” Lin Shucheng unscrewed his own small water bottle, which was filled with yogurt made by his own husband before he left.

Zhou Mushi forced a smile and said, “Could you please not mention it?”

Pei Xu took on the role of a senior and actively corrected Zhou Mushi’s attitude.

“Shucheng is also concerned about you. Don’t get defensive when he brings it up. However, although the idea of finding a few handsome men and beautiful women to make the person you like jealous is not bad, it may not be all good. I think you should be a bit ruthless.”

“What do you mean?” asked Zhou Mushi, lacking enthusiasm.

Pei Xu smiled brightly, “It doesn’t matter if they are men or women. Since you are going to be ruthless, why not be even more heartless and start from the children!”

Lin Shucheng didn’t quite understand about starting from the children, “It’s not like Mushi’s love interest can be remolded to a child.”

“Of course not, that’s not what I mean. Which do you think would have greater impact on him, showing him a man or a child?”

Suddenly, Zhou Mushi felt a sense of enlightenment, but the flame that had ignited in his heart went out in an instant.

“The point is that I don’t have any children!”

“Oh, if you had children now, what would you do?” Pei Xu said, “You don’t have any, can’t you borrow one?”

Zhou Mushi automatically cast his gaze on Lin Shucheng, the only one among the three who had children.

The person sitting in the passenger seat cleared their throat.

“My son Huoguo is not quite suitable for this age, but my daughter is fine. However, if you want to borrow my daughter, it means you have to compete with Shen Qirun first. If you are lucky enough to win, you might be able to take my daughter away. But if you lose, you’ll have to call 911 yourself.”

Zhou Mushi grabbed Lin Shucheng’s hand and shook it hard.

“Chengcheng! We were roommates in college and had a special bond. Remember how I treated you during our school days? I shared everything with you, even half of my spicy noodles. Now, you don’t even have the intention to lend me your daughter. Doesn’t our brotherly bond mean enough for you to persuade your husband to agree?”

Pei Xu whispered aside, “Don’t bother asking him. Shucheng is not the decision-maker at home. He listens to his husband on everything.”

Lin Shucheng replied, “…who said that? Of course, you can borrow my daughter!”