Chapter 3174

Two times a day, the Oriental herring thought it was not fate, it was evil fate. However, the people who buried the flowers ate his food. They were next door, and no one could touch anyone.

There are a lot of notes in the bamboo cage. The Oriental herring rummaged about. Finally, he thought that it was all a gamble, so why pick and choose? So he took out the nearest one next to his hand.

"As long as you don't open it, you can still change it. If you open it, you can't change it." The waiter should be only 18 or 19 years old, childish and kind-hearted.

"Thank you for your reminder, but don't change it. It's just this one." The Oriental herring didn't mean well to say that no matter which one was changed, there was a high probability that it would not be right. Open the pair, and a pair of couplets written with a brush came out.

"Look at the river tower, look at the river flow, look at the river flow downstairs, the river tower will last forever, and the river flow will last forever."

"So many words!" The couplets in the impression of Oriental herring are only five words, seven words, or nine words. There are a lot of couplets in front of us.

"A large number of words is not necessarily a bad thing." Small pudding fruit path.

"What do you mean?" The Oriental herring looked up at her.

"There are so many words that the meaning is easy to understand." Small pudding fruit path.

"That makes sense!" Oriental herring looked at the upper couplet, Jianglou and Jiangliu, focusing on these two. The meaning was still very easy to understand, but he didn't pay attention to the lower couplet.

Mountain vs. water, sun vs. moon, wind vs. cloud. This is the formula for pairing in primary school. It sounds very easy. However, he thought it over carefully. His mind is like paste, rolling words like rivers, mountains and rivers back and forth, but it can't form a complete sentence.

He looked at the pudding fruit very spineless. The pudding fruit pen had begun to write on the blank paper. The brushwork is light and flowing. Soon, a second couplet appears on the paper.

"The moon well, the moon shadow, the moon shadow in the moon well, the moon well for ten thousand years, the moon shadow for ten thousand years!"

"Good!" The Oriental herring clapped hard. Although he didn't see good, he knew the character of pudding fruit. If he wasn't sure, he wouldn't do it. Now that he did it, it means there's no problem, so it's a good second line.

"I just saw this couplet before. Is it cheating?" Little Pudding asked the waitress.

"As long as you don't check your cell phone, you can." The waitress answered.

"Is that right?" Asked the Oriental herring.

The beautiful waitress took out her mobile phone, took photos of the couplet, sent it out, and said to the Oriental herring, "I don't count. I need the boss to read it."

"Can you try it again?" The Oriental herring is eager to try. The small pudding and fruit are easily matched with the second couplet, which greatly increases his confidence.

"Yes!" The waitress nodded, and the Oriental herring immediately caught a couplet.

"Visit the West Lake, pick up the tin pot, and the tin pot falls on the West Lake. It's a pity that the tin pot!"

Seeing this couplet, the beautiful waiter immediately threw a pity look at the Oriental herring. The Oriental herring didn't see it, but he was still reading it.

"It doesn't seem difficult. I swam around the West Lake with a tin pot and fell in. It's a pity." The Oriental herring looks at the pudding fruit.

"The West Lake is homonymous with the tin pot, and the last four words are homonymous. The difficulty coefficient is very high." Small pudding fruit path.

"Let me see!" The Oriental herring used his head and came down for a while. He found that the seemingly simple things contained University questions. He returned to the first online situation. He seemed to know everything, but he didn't know anything. He itched across his pants and felt very uncomfortable.

"Our boss said that the first second line passed the test." The waitress announced good news.

"I'd better save some brain cells for dinner." The Oriental herring gave up. He felt that he had no talent for antithetical couplets. The pudding fruit suddenly said, "let me try!"

"When you cross Nanping, you buy a blue bottle. It's rare to get a blue bottle in Nanping." After the pudding was finished, he frowned, grabbed the brush and said, "yes, it's not neat, but it's the best I can think of."

"You are already very good. Many guests have chosen this online link before, and they don't have a clue at all." The beautiful waitress was very impressed.

"Are you talking about me?" Oriental herring road.

"No, no, I mean someone else." The waitress forgot that the Oriental herring was also one of them, so she stuck out her tongue and quickly took pictures of the next couplet of the pudding.

This time, the information was returned quickly: the artistic conception was insufficient, and they barely passed the test.

"So we can have two signature dishes? You are so good." The Oriental herring gave a thumbs up.

"The boss doesn't care about it. Otherwise, he won't be able to pass the test." Small pudding fruit bitter smile.

"It doesn't matter. Our boss just wants to create an atmosphere. He doesn't have to embarrass anyone. As long as he can pass, our boss will be rated as qualified." The waitress explained.

"In that case, I am not at all past." Oriental herring said that he was very sad. He had not been discriminated against for lack of culture for a long time.

"Everyone has different strengths and characteristics. The boss is not good at pairing, but he is very good in other aspects." The waitress hurried to comfort her.

"Now that I'm here, I'll see more about it. Can I play a pair of couplets again? Will it be a foul?" Asked the Oriental herring.

"No, you have already matched two. You can match the third." The waitress said. Oriental herring has no pressure this time because he is ready to donate money.

He always had to pay for what he ate. He made up his mind that he would donate no matter whether it was right or not.

"When it rains heavily, I'm afraid I'll get muddy. I'll leave my son-in-law with eggs and tofu. I won't say anything back!"

"I know what the first two sentences mean. It's hard to go back in a rainy day. I'm afraid I'll step on the mud. What do you mean by eggs and tofu? Use this thing to entertain my son-in-law?" The Oriental herring waited for his eyes and saw the couplet with a stop sign in the middle for the first time.

"This couplet doesn't look like that." Small pudding fruit path.

"What do you think?" Asked the Oriental herring.

"It is said that this couplet was the words of Zhong Yunfang's father-in-law in the [Qing Dynasty] to retain his son-in-law when it rained. It seems ordinary, but actually it is painstaking and wonderful. Because it skillfully uses homophonic puns, the whole couplet is all ancient people's names. It is: Xia Dayu: the name of the [Xia] king; Kong Zhongni: the word Zhongni of Confucius; Ji Dan: the name of the [Zhou] King Wu; Dufu and Liu Yuxi: poets of the [Tang] Dynasty; Zi Mo, Yan Hui, students of Confucius." Little Pudding Guoguo Dao.

"Have you seen it?" The Oriental herring is very excited. Little Pudding fruit is his lucky star.

"What a coincidence." The little pudding was written by Guoguo. Soon, the second couplet came out.

"If you hurt your heel, you will be afraid of invading your body. There is no medicine, no myrrh, and you will be born safely. You must be very precious!"

"[Shang] Zugeng: the name of the [Shang] king; Ji Shuisheng: the name of the [spring and autumn] Duke Zheng Zhuang; Wu Yi: the great general of the [Three Kingdoms · Shu]; Mei Yu: the figures in the list of gods; an Qisheng: the [Han] immortal; Jun Xu: Fang Junxi, who was named Meng Kui at the beginning of the Song Dynasty FengChen (1221-1291), with the word Jun Xi, and the name Jiaofeng. He was a servant of the military department, compiled the history of the country, except for officials and the Minister of rites!" Small pudding fruit explanation.

"Cow!" A thousand words of the Oriental herring make one word. Apart from this word, he could no longer express his inner joy and pride in other words.

Such a cow is my woman!

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