Book 9: Chapter 25

Book 9: Chapter 25

Dining Room

Lin Xiang was bowing his head over the rice, covering his blushing face. Every time he chewed the food, he could feel the hot sensation on his face.

20 minutes ago

"Let's do it too Master." Fire Dances face was a little red as her fingers kept sliding back and forth on her lips.

"Hey- What did you say?" Lin Xiang was a little surprised when he heard what Fire Dance said. He was wondering if he had heard it wrong.

"Let's be like people on the TV." The voice was hoarse, and Fire Dance's pitiful appearance was irresistible. If it was something else, it would be fine, but that thing being a kiss or whatever

Lin Xiang gulped. Just like the famous saying that Yalide once quoted, No man will refuse to kiss a beautiful girl. However Lin Xiang refused, and Yalide really didn't know if he should call himself a man or anything.

"No way, these things can only be done to people you like"

As soon as he spoke, Freed and Yalide burst into laughter.

It was at that moment when Lin Xiang just remembered, to spirits a contract was equivalent to marriage. But, what was his identity now? He had Silent Water, Reidy, Fire Dance and Dusty. Did it mean that he was having four wives? That would be a conviction of bigamy.

"But, I like the master Does Masternot like me" Fire Dance's eyes swirled with tears. It was really easy for a little girl to cry.

Lin Xiang, who could not bear the girl's cry and hurriedly consoled, "How could I not like you? Of course I like you."

"Then why does Master refuse to do the action to make a contract with Fire Dance?"

"It must be that the Master is shy," Dusty said.

"Shy?"

Dusty the expert appeared once again, "Yes, shy. Judging from my years of experience, Master is the tsundere mentioned on TV."

"What kind of TV show were you watching?" Lin Xiang expressed helplessness over Dusty's provocation to confuse the spirit.

"What is that?"

"This" Expert Dusty was knocked out by the question again, but she still tried very hard to explain, "It's like it's like seeing something you like and saying that you don't want to eat it, but you really want to eat it, something like that."

"This explanation is subtle enough to have a pass." Lin Xiang patted Dusty's head, feeling that her general knowledge had increased, but all of that were just random.

"In other words, it means Master actually wanted to do that action with Fire Dance."

"That action is kissing." Dusty gave Fire Dance a word to describe that action.

"Oh, does it mean that although Master said on the surface that he didn't want to, but in fact, he really wanted to kiss Fire Dance?"

"That's it!" Dusty gave Fire Dance a thumbs-up like a mother who had witnessed the growth of her child, expressing her compliment.

"Thats it your head!" Lin Xiang held Dusty's head and shook it fiercely.

Lin Xiang was very happy to see them living in harmony, but he did not want them to discuss about such strange things. One of them was a dog that slowly developed into humans, while the other was a big child who was not fully developed mentally. Those sensitive topics were not something they should be discussing.

"Ah- Ah- Dusty's head swayed back and forth due to Lin Xiang's shake. She felt for the first time that the earth was spinning all along.

"Master-" Fire Dance knelt on the sofa and slowly moved towards Lin Xiang, pulling on his clothes, "Come on, come on. Let's play a kissing game to increase our bond."

"No, dont play. Well play once youve grown up."

"No. I was so happy with the contract at the time that I didn't have time to feel what it was like to kiss, so come on, let's do it again." Fire Dance looked at Lin Xiang pitifully. Her aquamarine eyes were like gems, which made people difficult to get out of the situation once theyd meet her eyes.

"Increase bond? No, No. The way for Master and I to increase our bond was to play in the nearby meadow and also licking Master's face. The Master last time always touches my head tenderly after being licked by me. But, I don't know why he didn't let me do that recently." Dusty pouted her mouth as she said.

Is it because youve become human? Hey, humans are visionary creatures. It feels bad for a girl to lick him, right?

That was playing in Lin Xiang's mind, but even if he said it, Dusty might not understand it.

"Sure enough, was it because of shunder?"

"It's possible! Sister Fire Dance, you are awesome, you can learn and use the word instantly! But, it's tsundere instead." Dutsty corrected Fire Dances inaccurate pronunciation.

"Shundear, tsundar, tsundere? Understood!" Like a primary school student learning a new vocabulary, Fire Dance finally succeeded in reading it correctly after three consecutive pronunciations.

"Heh-" Lin Xiang could not help being amused, just like seeing two little girls playing family role-play.

"Master. Sloosh-" When Lin Xiang was not paying attention, Dusty stretched out her tongue and licked Lin Xiang's face like her previous years.

"What are you doing!" Lin Xiang was startled, clutching the licked area, which was hot and wet.

"Master, honestly, do you hate me?" Dusty frowned and lowered her head, pouting her mouth, just like an unhappy dog.

"No, how could I?"

"Then why is your attitude towards me so different from before?"

"Uh"

"Look, Master really hated it. Wu-" Dusty let out a sorrowful voice.

"Really, Im not. It's just that Dusty, you are different now. You are a person, and you can't be the same as before."

"Why?"

"Have you seen licks between people? No. Right?"

"Yes, I dont Ive seen them."

"That's it."

"But I am not a human being."

"Does that mean"

"Shoosh-" Dusty licked Lin Xiang again, and Lin Xiang who was licked immediately turned to the side.

"Shoosh-" As Lin Xiang leaned over, Fire dance tilted her head and licked Lin Xiang's face like Dusty.

Lin Xiang watched TV with Silent Water and the others because he had nothing to do. A scene of a female singer singing was broadcasted on TV. Lin Xiang always had a very familiar feeling about that female singer, but he could not remember where he had seen her.

After watching for a while, Reidy coughed and picked up a banana in the fruit basket.

Lin Xiang watched the television, trying to recall who the female singer was. He was not attracted by the sound of Reidys cough.

"Ahem!"

Lin Xiang was still watching TV, trying to remember where he had seen the female singer, but he was hit by Reidy, who was sitting next to him.

"What's wrong?"

"No, I just want to eat bananas."

"Eat it if you want to. Aren't you holding it in your hand?"

"Then, Im going to eat it."

"Yeah." Somewhat inexplicably, Lin Xiang turned his head and continued to watch TV.

"Hey." Retty poked Lin Xiang in the head with the banana.

"What do you want?"

"I'm going to eat a banana."

So? Just eat it"

"You don't know how to eat bananas, do you? Ill teach you."

Who needs to be taught to eat bananas? Do you think Im an elementary school student? Besides, elementary school students don't even need to be taught to eat it."

"You dont know how, right?" Reidy raised her brows, and Lin Xiang nodded quickly, "Yes, dear Miss Reidy, please teach me how to eat bananas."

Lin Xiang did not want to be electrocuted for no reason.

"Heng-" With heavy nasal sounds, it was obvious that Reidy liked Lin Xiang's attitude. Then, she slowly peeled the banana.

The bananas they bought today were very fresh. Its white flesh let out faint fragrance of bananas.

Reidy placed the banana on her lips and slowly opened her mouth to put the banana into her mouth.

It felt slightly ergonomic.

Seeing Reidy's starting movement, that was Lin Xiang's first reaction.

About halfway through the banana, Reidy pulled the banana out again. There was a hint of transparent saliva on it. Reidy's face flushed a little as she continued to put the banana into her mouth then pulled it out, continuously repeating her steps. A strange nasal sound was made as well.

Goo-" Lin Xiang leaned back. Reidy is eating a banana like that?

"Sister Reidy is weird." Dusty also picked up a banana and peeled it off, just like Reidy. But after a while, it was bitten off by her, "It's fun to eat bananas like that, but it's still a pleasure to eat it like this."

Silent Water saw that but all she could do was smiling bitterly.

"No problem. Just leave it to me, and Ill teach you a few of what I know." The aunt who weighed the fruits showed a smile, like a master, as if she was guiding to two lost lambs.

"Yes, yes." Reidy nodded quickly, and Silent Water also listened with respect.

In fact, boys are simple-minded creatures."

"Oh-"

"As long as you catch his eyeballs, you can catch his heart."

"How do we catch his eyeball?" Reidy asked.

Wear sexy lingerie and show it to him when theres a chance. With you two such beautiful little girls, I think he will not be able to divert his attention when he sees you."

"No, no way. We cant do this." Reidy blushed after hearing this, and shook her head quickly.

Then, how about this? Spill water on purpose while drinking to get your clothes wet."

"Why do we have to do this, what if we catch a cold?" Reidy still shook her head. In other words, she completely did not understand what the aunt meant.

"So why not show him your charming side?"

"How do we do that?"

"Buy some bananas"

Can this really increase my charm? It feels so strange. My mouth is also muffled. But, it does attract his attention.

"Hey, Reidy, what are you doing?"

"Yeething uh buhnanaa(Eating a banana)." The banana in her mouth made Reidy difficult to speak.

"Who taught you to eat it like this? It's weird."

"Woah-" Reidy pulled out the banana and asked, "What's so weird?"

"That how do I say it" Lin Xiang's gaze fluttered everywhere with embarrassment.

Silent Water also smiled awkwardly.

The banana became soft because of the temperature in Reidy's mouth as it finally fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Ah, my banana." Reidy looked at the remaining half of the banana then looked at the rest on the ground. Finally, she took a bite of the remaining half of the banana, muttering as she chewed, "The way he sees me seems to have changed? Is this is the result of adding charm? In other words, it is still convenient to eat like this. How did the aunt come up with such a strange method?"

Looking at Reidy, Lin Xiang asked Silent Water, "Did something happen?"

Well- Quite much"