Chapter 1235

The little swallow said, "a friend of mine is ill and hospitalized. I want to serve her these two days. Don't contact me because I don't have any time. When my friend leaves the hospital, I will contact you naturally."

The swallow hung up.

Two days later, Wang Xiaogang called little swallow. He asked anxiously, "sister, has your friend been discharged?"

The little swallow said impatiently, "brother, didn't I tell you very clearly? If my friend leaves the hospital, I will contact you immediately. Now it's not suitable to call you in the ward and hang up."

Little swallow called Niu Er tonight to ask Niu Er to give her an idea and see how to continue to deal with Wang Xiaogang.

Niu Er answered the swallow's phone and asked, "what's up?"

The little swallow sighed and said, "Niu Er, Wang Xiaogang is pestering me. Now he's divorced and all he thinks about is me. These two days, I didn't contact him on the pretext of my friend's hospitalization. Just now he called me to ask if my friend was discharged from the hospital. Niu Er, how do you think I should deal with Wang Xiaogang? "

Niu Er thought about it and suddenly had a plan.

Niu Er said to the swallow, "you can meet Wang Xiaogang and tell him that you want children, so Wang Xiaogang must be healthy. If Wang Xiaogang has physical problems, you can't communicate with him. I think: This is a good excuse. "

The little swallow said, "Wang Xiaogang is tall and big. Won't he have any physical problems?"

Niu Er smiled and said, "I tell you: Wang Xiaogang and Chen Xiaohui have been married for several years. They have no children. Chen Xiaohui went to the hospital for examination several times. The doctor confirmed that she has no problem. In other words, the problem lies with Wang Xiaogang. I thought, there must be something wrong with Wang Xiaogang's physiology. You can seize this excuse and say good-bye to Wang Xiaogang. "

Niu Er thinks that this is a good excuse for Wang Xiaogang to eat Coptis without saying how bitter it is.

If you use this excuse to make the swallow and Wang Xiaogang say goodbye, Wang Xiaogang will not realize that the communication between the swallow and him is a set.

The swallow was worried and said, "if Wang Xiaogang has no physiological problems, what should he do?"

Niu Er said with confidence, "if Wang Xiaogang has no physical problems, then you can find other excuses. There can be a hundred or a thousand excuses in the world. Have you heard the story of wolf and lamb? Even the wolf can make excuses. Can't we so smart people find excuses? "

The little swallow said, "Niu Er, I can't think of any excuse. You have to think about it in advance. Anyway, I'm counting with my fingers now. I only deal with Wang Xiaogang for one month. As long as one month is over, I'll say goodbye to Wang Xiaogang decisively."

"Well, you can find this excuse first, meet Wang Xiaogang quickly, make an appointment and accompany him to the hospital for examination. Remember: you must not let Wang Xiaogang find a substitute to check. I estimate that 90% of Wang Xiaogang will have physiological problems. "

"Well, I'll make an appointment with Wang Xiaogang tomorrow and ask him to go to the hospital for examination immediately."

Niu Er provided Xiaoyan with the information of a andrology hospital. Niu Er told Xiaoyan that this andrology hospital is more authoritative and the equipment is more advanced. If Wang Xiaogang has physical problems, he can't escape the inspection instruments of this hospital.

The little swallow had a bottom in her heart.

Early the next morning, little swallow called Wang Xiaogang and asked him to have tea in the teahouse at noon.

Wang Xiaogang said excitedly, "sister, has your friend been discharged?"

"Yes, my friend left the hospital this morning. I'm going through the discharge formalities for her. In fact, I'd like to meet you early. We haven't seen each other for a few days. It's like three autumn days."

Wang Xiaogang saw that the swallow was also infatuated with himself. He was a little complacent and said, "sister, let's meet in the teahouse. I also want to wash your feet."

The little swallow thought: it doesn't hurt to wash his feet and let Wang Xiaogang kiss his smelly feet, so as not to make himself vomit.

"All right. I have a word in advance: you know, I'm a very traditional girl. When I meet you in the future, I can't do anything except washing my feet. The last time I let you kiss your face, it's very special. This can't happen again in the future. Otherwise, I'll leave you and never meet you again. "

"Sister, don't worry. I only wash your feet and kiss your feet."

The swallow sighed. For money, he had to deal with Wang Xiaogang.

The little swallow scolded in secret: "this dead cow two let me seduce such a scum man, mother. If you arrange a handsome man for me, I can enjoy it. Now meeting this scum man really makes me sick.

At noon, the swallow went to the teahouse.

As soon as I saw it, Wang Xiaogang had already arrived, and he had also made a basin of water and put it in the elegant seat.

As soon as the little swallow entered the door, Wang Xiaogang said excitedly, "sister, sit down quickly. Recently, you have served your sick friends. You must not have a good rest and will be very tired. At the right time, I'll wash your feet and relieve your fatigue."

The little swallow doesn't understand. How can this Wang Xiaogang like women's feet? Last time Wang Xiaogang washed his feet, he said that his smelly feet had the smell of osmanthus. That night, the little swallow also smelled his smelly feet and found that there was no smell. Little swallow is very strange. Men like women's feet. This kind of thing has not been heard of in real life, nor has it been written in novels. Does this Wang Xiaogang have a quirk? The swallow sat down and said, "brother, do you often wash your wife's feet?" Wang Xiaogang skimmed his mouth and said disdainfully, "I won't wash my wife's feet. That woman is not lucky." The little swallow asked again, "brother, you said there was osmanthus fragrance on my feet. Why can't I smell it?" Wang Xiaogang said, "sister, the old saying says: self excrement does not stink. That is to say: the shit you pull won't smell. Similarly, it can also be said: your feet don't smell. " The little swallow laughed. She thought Wang Xiaogang was cute. As the old saying goes: self excrement does not stink. In fact, there is no such thing at all. If you shit, you will smell a bad smell. The little swallow asked, "brother, don't your own shit smell?"“ Hee hee... Of course it doesn't smell. Sometimes I think my shit smells good. " The little swallow said faintly, "brother, do you have rhinitis?"“ No, I don't have rhinitis. My nose is sensitive. If I have rhinitis, how can I smell the sweet scented osmanthus on your feet? " This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.