Chapter 800

"Hum, if I see you walking with the swallow again, I'll be rude to you. At that time, I'll dig a hole and bury you alive."

The thin monkey peed out when he heard that he was going to bury him alive.

"Shit, you pissed on my feet." The little swallow's father swung his belt and smoked the thin monkey again.

"Oh, my God!" The thin monkey screamed.

The bald little beggar waved to the swallow's father to stop fighting.

The little swallow's father raised his fist and said, "thin monkey, listen to me. I'll warn you for the last time. Don't touch the little swallow again."

"Uncle, I remember. In the future, I dare not touch the swallow again." The thin monkey cried.

The swallow's father left.

The thin monkey cried, "uncle, untie me, my arms are tied."

The brain bag covered his mouth and smiled.

The bald little beggar stared at the brain bag and warned, "you should also pay attention. Don't flirt with the swallow."

"When did I flirt with the swallow?" The brain bag denied.

The bald little beggar snorted and said, "you think I'm blind. Every time you go to dinner, you wink at the little swallow as if passing a secret signal to her. Don't you think I didn't see it?"

The big head smiled and said, "boss, you really have golden eyes. I blinked with the little swallow just to make a joke with her. In fact, I'm not interested in women like you."

"Are you not interested in women?" The bald little beggar looked at the big head coldly.

"Yes, I'm really not interested in women."

The bald little beggar put his hand into the crotch of his big head and pinched his little fellow.

The brain bag exclaimed, "ah!"

The thin monkey heard the scream of the brain bag. He twisted his head and shouted, "big head, where are you? Come and help me untie the rope. "

The big head begged in a low voice, "boss, let go quickly. Don't pinch my eggs."

The bald little beggar smiled and said, "didn't you say you're not interested in women? I'll pinch it to see if it can be hard. If it can't be hard, it means you're telling the truth. "

As soon as the bald little beggar's voice fell, the big headed little guy hardened.

The bald little beggar smiled and said, "hum, now you've exposed your stuffing and said you're not interested in women. I'll harden it as soon as I pinch it."

The brain bag said awkwardly, "boss, I'm also a man. How can I not be interested in women."

"Then I'll ask you again: do you want to seduce her when you flirt with the swallow?"

"Ha ha... It's so interesting." The brain bag admitted.

The bald little beggar warned, "big head, you are a smart man. I won't say more. We came to xiaoliuzhuang to save grass, not to play with women."

The big head nodded and said, "I know. I won't be as ignorant as a thin monkey."

"That's good!"

The little monkey shouted, "big head, come and help me untie the rope!"

The big head replied, "wait, I'll come right away."

The bald little beggar and the big head went into the old bachelor's yard.

The bald little beggar pretended to be surprised and asked, "who tied you to the tree again?"

The thin monkey cried and said, "just now the swallow's father came again. Without saying a word, he dragged me down from the bed, dragged me into the yard, tied me to the tree and beat me. Mom! He smoked my ass out. "

"Why did the swallow's father hit you again?" The bald little beggar pretended to be puzzled.

"The little swallow's father said that I would marry the little swallow, so he warned me not to think about the little swallow, or I would be buried alive."

The bald little beggar pretended to be meditative and said, "thin monkey, it seems that you can't stay in xiaoliuzhuang anymore. Maybe the swallow's father will really bury you alive."

"Ah, boss, you have to help me."

The bald little beggar sighed repeatedly and said helplessly, "thin monkey, you blame yourself for your indiscretion and hooking up with the little swallow. Now you have caused great disaster. If you want to escape death, you can only leave xiaoliuzhuang as soon as possible."

"Boss, will you let me go?"

"Yes, you can't stay here and die."

The bald little beggar thought it was harmful to keep a thin monkey.

The big head untied the thin monkey from the tree.

The thin monkey put on his pants and said, "boss, I'll go back to the town now."

The bald little beggar waved his hand and said, "go quickly. If you're late, you won't be able to catch up with the town before dark. After you go back, report the situation here to brother Niu in detail."

The thin monkey nodded and said, "I see."

The thin monkey limped away, covering his ass with his hand.

The brain bag looked at the back of the thin monkey and kept laughing. The bald little beggar coldly warned, "you should learn the lesson of big head, thin monkey. The brain bag vowed, "don't worry, boss, I won't get you into trouble." The bald little beggar and the brain bag wandered around the village and unknowingly came to the village head's house. Looking at the high wall of the village head's house, the bald little beggar said, "I don't know what the little swallow is like now."“ The little swallow will be fine. In two days, we will save the little swallow. "“ I hope nothing happens to the swallow. " The bald little beggar murmured. At the moment, the village head and his wife are discussing the little swallow. The village head said anxiously, "I always feel insecure about the little daughter-in-law we bought. Look at her. She looks like a stubborn donkey. I'm afraid she can't support her family." The village head's wife brushed her lips and said, "it's good to take a long time. I don't believe she can't support her family." The village head bounced his finger on the table and said faintly, "I think it's better to let his son and daughter-in-law share the room. Women will live with men only if they let men sleep."“ You let your son sleep with his daughter-in-law now? " The village head's wife asked in surprise“ Yes, I think it should be sooner rather than later. Only when they have the same room can this daughter-in-law be regarded as one of our family. " The village head's wife thought for a while and agreed, "well, just do as you say." The village head said, "teach your son quickly, otherwise he doesn't know what's going on when he sees a woman." The village head's wife smiled and said, "your son should be taught by you." The village head frowned and said, "I'm a village head. How can I teach my son such a thing? Isn't it disgraceful?" The village head's wife smiled and said, "well, I'll teach my son." The village head said, "I'll go to the village committee. You have taught your son. Immediately let him go to the wing room to share with his daughter-in-law." The village head walked with his back to the village committee. The village head's wife called her son into the house and asked, "son, do you want a daughter-in-law?" This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.