"Little sister, did anyone send you a diamond ring?" Niu Er asked.

The salesman said unhappily, "don't you care."

Niu Er smiled and said, "I mean: if no one gives you a diamond ring, I'll give it."

The salesman's face turned red. She said angrily, "you... You want to play with me."

Niu Eryi said solemnly, "little sister, how can I play with you? I'm telling the truth. If no one gives you a diamond ring, I'll give you one."

"I have a boyfriend." The salesperson said.

"Really? I don't think so. " Niu Er said faintly.

The salesman insisted, "I have a boyfriend for a long time. I'm taller and richer than you."

"Really?" Niu eryin looked at the salesperson and asked, "if you really have a boyfriend, you must have a picture of him. Show me. To tell you the truth, I can see the picture. At a glance, I can see whether you two agree or disagree."

The salesman asked suspiciously, "do you really know how to look?"

"Yes, I don't believe it. Show me your boyfriend's picture. As soon as I open my mouth, you know I'm not an ordinary person."

The salesperson hesitated, took out his mobile phone, opened the album, handed it to Niu Er and said, "he is my boyfriend."

As soon as Niu Er saw it, he immediately frowned.

When the salesperson saw Niu Er frown, he asked nervously, "he... Isn't he good?"

Niu Er frowned because the salesman's boyfriend was too sorry for the audience. He had a small head, narrow eyes, a big mouth, a collapsed nose and no facial features.

Niu Er asked, "did you know him yourself or was he introduced by others?"

The salesman replied, "my aunt introduced me."

Niu Er skimmed his mouth and said disdainfully, "your aunt is too blind and bald. How did you introduce such a clown to you?"

"Is he ugly?" Asked the salesman.

Niu Er looked at the salesperson puzzled and asked, "don't you have long eyes? You can't even tell beauty from ugliness. You see: his eyes narrowed into a seam and lived the whole scenic spot of "a line of days."

The salesperson couldn't help laughing when he heard "a line of days".

"My aunt said, her eyes are small and focused, and she can see things accurately." The salesman explained.

"Your aunt can pull too much. I ask you: is his head so small an advantage?" Niu Erzhi asked.

"As my aunt said, people with big heads can calculate, and I can't deal with it. My boyfriend is very simple. Maybe it's because he has a small head. "

Niu Er shook his head and sighed, "then I'll ask you again: does his collapsed nose look good?"

"This... I didn't find this." The salesperson said.

Niu Er pointed to the picture and continued, "also, his mouth is a little too big, like a crocodile's mouth."

The salesman laughed again when he heard the crocodile mouth.

"What a silly smile!" Niu Er looked at the salesperson carefully and found that he was slim. He had a melon seed face, a pair of big talking eyes and two small dimples on his face.

Niu Er has heard that women with dimples are very gentle and easy-going.

"I laugh at your humor." The salesman looked at Niu Er with a smile.

"Hey, let me tell you a word of conscience. This man is not worthy of you."

"Really? My aunt said, "we are a natural couple." The salesperson said.

Niu Er stared and asked, "is your aunt pro?"

The salesperson shook his head and said, "it's my mother's good friend. I've called her aunt since I was a child."

Niu Er suddenly realized and said, "no wonder I introduced you to such an ugly boyfriend. It turned out that he wasn't an aunt. I can understand that. I tell you: this man must have something to do with your fake aunt, or your fake aunt took advantage of your boyfriend. "

"Really?" The salesman doesn't seem to have turned the corner yet.

Niu Er sighed: "little sister, you are too simple, and your mother is too careless in making friends. Why did she make such a friend?"

"My mother is gone." The salesperson said sadly.

"Ah!" Niu Er screamed.

Now, Niu Er finally fully understood that the salesperson's aunt had taken advantage of the salesperson's lack of a mother, so she introduced such a boyfriend to the salesperson without conscience.

"You... What's the matter with you?"

Niu Er shook his head and sighed again and again. After a while, he asked, "how long have you been dating this boyfriend?"

"More than a month." The salesperson answered.

Niu Er said sincerely, "little sister, I advise you to say goodbye to this boyfriend as soon as possible."

"Why?" Asked the salesman.

"You have an elm head. I've been talking for a long time. Don't you understand? Apart from anything else, you two are not a family in terms of appearance. I can boldly speculate: this man is a worker, isn't he? "

The salesman nodded and said, "yes, he works as an operator in a state-owned enterprise." Niu Er shook his head again and said, "look, how much money can he make as a worker? I'm afraid I can't even afford a house. " The salesman said, "his parents have a house of more than 80 square meters." Niu Er asked, "if you marry him, do you want to live with his parents?"“ His family has only one house and can only live together. " The salesperson said helplessly. Niu Er said disdainfully, "people are ugly, they can't work, and they don't even have a house. What do you want him to do?"“ My aunt said, "he is honest and kind to me." The salesperson said“ Hello? Bullshit! "“ You... Don't swear. " The salesperson said unhappily“ You, you, are a real fool. What's good about him? " The salesperson thought for a moment and said, "when we were shopping, he bought me ten yuan a barrel of ice cream. He was only willing to buy mineral water." Niu Er chuckled and said, "little sister, you two are not married yet. When you get married, I'm afraid you can't even buy mineral water for you. With his salary, you two can only bring water by yourself."“ You slander him. " The salesperson said unhappily“ oh dear! You, you, how can I say hello? Today, you are lucky to meet me. Otherwise, you will live in dire straits all your life. "“ It's not that serious. " The salesman said disapprovingly. Niu Er angrily warned, "as the old saying goes: if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. You don't listen to my advice. Sometimes you cry. "“ You are not a few years older than me. Why are you so old? Hee hee... "The salesperson said with a smile. Niu Er lied, "I'm thirty years old, at least ten years older than you." The salesperson asked suspiciously, "are you thirty?"“ Yes, don't I look like a man of thirty? " The salesman shook his head and said, "you look very young. You definitely don't look like a 30-year-old." This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.