When the dog came out of the kitchen, he saw Niu Er coming, not his nose or face, and taunted, "you've come so early, it's not time for lunch."

Niu Er smiled and said, "I'll come early so that I can take a seat."

The landlady glared at the dog and scolded, "Niu Er is your life-saving benefactor. If Niu Er hadn't saved you, you would still be entangled by the fox spirit swallow. She sold your son and would sell you next."

Niu Er skimmed his mouth and sneered, "aunt, if the dog can't be sold, it's just lazy meat. Who wants him?"

Hearing the voice of Niu Er, Bruce Lee poked his head out of the kitchen and affectionately said, "brother Niu, you're coming."

Niu Er went into the kitchen and said to Bruce Lee, "Hey, I did black girl's ideological work last night and asked her to continue talking to you about friends."

"Black girl is not angry with me?" Bruce Lee asked ecstatically.

Niu Er smiled and said, "I was still angry with you and shouted to ignore you. Later, I played a trick and let her change her mind."

"Brother Niu, what tricks did you play?" Bruce Lee asked curiously.

Niu Er Ho Ho said with a smile, "I said I would introduce you to a girlfriend, which makes black girl worried. She quickly promised to continue her contacts with you."

"Great! Brother Niu, why didn't you tell me earlier? I didn't sleep last night. " Bruce Lee complained.

"Worthless!" Niu Er scolded.

"Brother Niu, you are a full man, but you don't know what a hungry man is hungry. Don't think I don't know. You have several women around, but I'm ignored." Bruce Lee said jealously.

"Who's around me?" Niu Er asked.

Bruce Lee curled his mouth and said, "Xiao Fang and black girl are all around you, and the little swallow seems to be interested in you."

"You... You said the swallow was interested in me?" Niu Er was surprised.

Bruce Lee rolled his eyes and said, "you and the swallow whispered in the street several times. I saw them all, and so did the dog. He said you dug his corner."

Niu Er contacted little swallow several times. They were all near the hotel. Unexpectedly, they were all seen by Bruce Lee and caused a misunderstanding by little dog. No wonder little dog was angry with Niu Er recently.

"I... how can I fancy the swallow? She... She's much older than me. "

"Now I'm in love with my sister and brother." Bruce Lee tutted and said greedily, "although the little swallow is older, it is very feminine."

Niu Er stared at Bruce Lee and said, "you are blind when you open your eyes. You can't even tell good from bad. I tell you: even if you are single all your life, you can't marry a bad woman like little swallow."

"I just want to marry a little swallow. She doesn't like me." Bruce Lee said dejectedly.

Niu Er sighed, "no wonder some people say that women are not bad and men don't love them. Even women like little swallows can come into your eyes."

Bruce Lee explained, "I don't like little swallow. I mean, it's good for women like little swallow to play."

"Play?" Niu Er stared at Bruce Lee and asked, "have you learned to play with women, too?"

"I'm just talking about having a mouth addiction." Bruce Lee argued.

Niu Er said seriously, "Bruce Lee, I want to warn you: don't be bad. Playing with women is not what you and I do. If you want to learn bad, be careful that the black girl breaks your leg. No, it's the thing in your crotch. "

"Ah!" Bruce Lee screamed when he heard that he was going to cut off the toy in his crotch.

Niu Er said positively, "Bruce Lee, I'm not bluffing you. Black girl can really do it. If you really cut off the toys in your crotch, it's too late for you to regret."

"I... I don't play with women." Bruce Lee said in horror.

Niu Er raised his face and said, "you can't play with women, just don't think about it."

Bruce Lee said meekly, "brother Niu, I know."

Niu Er gave Bruce Lee an idea: "you can ask black girl to go to the movies or sit in a teahouse sometime. Remember: don't flatter her too much. Have a little man's self-esteem."

Bruce Lee nodded repeatedly and said, "if black girl goes too far with me, I'll say: let brother Niu introduce me another good girl."

"Yes, that's it." Niu Er nodded.

Niu Er patted Bruce Lee on the shoulder and said, "you have to slap a woman and give her a sugar."

Niu Er left the hotel and returned to Wu Tianlei's house.

After lunch, Niu Er saw Wu Tianlei's leisurely appearance and drank tea in the living room. He thought: This is the best time to talk with Wu Tianlei.

Niu Er sighed heavily and pretended to be melancholy.

Niu Er's performance really attracted Wu Tianlei's attention.

"Niuer, what's the matter with you? What's bothering you? " Wu Tianlei asked with concern.

Niu Er said with a sad face, "Uncle Wu, my heart is like a big stone."

Wu Tianlei looked at Niu Er and asked, "what happened? Do you want to keep it secret from me?" Niu Er said dejectedly, "Uncle Wu, I said, you can't help me."“ If you don't say it, how do you know I can't help you? " Niu Er sighed and said, "Uncle Wu, I'm lovelorn."“ You... You talked about your girlfriend? " Wu Tianlei seemed surprised because Niu Er didn't seem to talk about his girlfriend at all. Niu Er nodded and said faintly, "we talked about it four years ago." Wu Tianlei asked in surprise, "since we have been talking for four years, it shows that our feelings are very deep. How can we break up?" Niu Er said sadly, "my girlfriend once fell in love, and her first love unfortunately fell ill and died."“ Ah! This girl's life is really hard. " Wu Tianlei sighed. Niu Er said, "I have been comforting her and helping her out of the shadow of her previous relationship, but I failed completely. She said, "she only loves one man, so she can't accept my love."“ Oh, so it is. " Wu Tianlei looked at Niu Er melancholy, looking very sympathetic“ Uncle Wu, you said, "what should I do?" Niu Er asked. Niu Er made up this "story" to give Wu Tianlei a difficult problem and see how he can solve it. Wu Tianlei pondered and didn't say a word for a long time. Niu Er urged, "Uncle Wu, give me an idea." Wu Tianlei sighed and said sadly, "Niu Er, you love the wrong person."“ I... I love the wrong person? " Niu Er was surprised. He never expected Wu Tianlei to say so“ Yes. " Wu Tianlei said positively“ Uncle Wu, her boyfriend has long died. Shouldn't I fall in love with her? " Niu Er asked. Wu Tianlei nodded and said faintly, "Niu Er, there are all kinds of people in this world. Some people can put it down, but others can't. As for you, you met a girl who can't let go, so you love the wrong person. " This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.