Niu Er smiled and explained, "it's not that the black girl lied. I arranged it myself."

Bruce Lee asked in surprise, "brother Niu, what trick are you playing?"

Niu erhen said strangely, "Bruce Lee, you are a papaya head. I ask you: the landlady wants black girl to be her daughter-in-law. What do you think?"

Bruce Lee said angrily, "if the black girl marries the dog, isn't it that flowers are inserted in cow dung."

"Have you ever thought that if the black girl doesn't agree to marry the dog, will the landlady let her go?"

Bruce Lee shook his head and said, "the landlady will certainly not let the black girl go."

"Also, if you fall in love with black girl, can the landlady let you go?"

Bruce Lee sighed and said sadly, "if I fall in love with black girl, the landlady will fire me."

Niu Er snorted and said, "since you know this, you should understand why I have to lie."

Bruce Lee asked, "where is the black girl?"

Niu Er replied, "black girl works as a nanny at my boss's house. Her salary is 5000 a month. She makes a lot of money."

"Ah!" Bruce Lee opened his eyes in surprise and asked incredulously, "can't he earn 5000 a month?"

"Why not? The boss told me himself. Can there be a fake?" Niu Er said firmly.

Bruce Lee said sadly, "brother Niu, don't you want black girl to talk to me about friends?"

Niu Er stared at Bruce Lee and scolded, "what are you talking about? I wish you could talk to black girl today and marry her tomorrow. "

Bruce Lee curled his lips and said discontentedly, "brother Niu, you found a good job for black girl and let her earn 5000 yuan a month. As for me, when I work as a cook here, I only have more than 2000 yuan a month, half less than black girl. You say: can black girl look down on me?"

After hearing Bruce Lee's words, Niu Er slapped himself on the head and shouted, "shit, why didn't I think of this floor."

Bruce Lee sighed and said, "brother Niu, you have hurt me badly."

Niu Er said regretfully, "Oh! I just want black girl to make more money. I really didn't think of this problem. Alas! I'm so confused. If I had thought of this earlier, I would have asked the master to give black girl less salary, or give her 5000 salary, but only give her 2000, and I'll save the rest 3000 for her. "

"Brother Niu, you only think about black girl, and you don't think about me at all. Brother Niu, do you also want to talk to black girl about friends? " Bruce Lee began to doubt Niu Er's motives.

Niu Er said angrily, "Bruce Lee, what are you talking about? Who do you think of me? Am I the kind of person who is duplicity? Is it the kind of person who calls his brother in the mouth and copies the guy in the hand? "

Bruce Lee said unhappily, "brother Niu, you made the mistake. You have to find a way for me, otherwise, black girl and I will die."

Niu Er scratched his head and said dejectedly, "I can't drive the black girl out of the Wu family, nor can I reduce her salary. What should I do?"

Bruce Lee hurriedly stamped his foot and said, "brother Niu, you screwed up anyway. You have to find a way to save it for me."

Niu Er sighed and said, "Bruce Lee, don't worry. Let me find a way slowly. I'm sure I can come up with a all-round plan. "

Bruce Lee hung his head and said helplessly, "brother Niu, if I die with black girl, you have to find me another girlfriend. Anyway, I'll ask you for a big marriage."

Niu Er patted his chest and said, "Bruce Lee, your wife is wrapped in me."

Bruce Lee said dejectedly, "brother Niu, last night, I had a dream that I married black girl. We slept in the same quilt, but it was warm."

"You really have a spring dream." Niu Er patted Bruce Lee on the shoulder and promised, "I promise you, if you can't talk with black girl, I'll find you a more beautiful woman than black girl."

"Brother Niu, I believe you." Bruce Lee broke his tears into laughter.

Niu Er took out his wallet from his pocket, took out 5000 yuan from it and handed it to Bruce Lee: "take this money, take a weekend or evening, ask Heiniu out to go shopping and buy her a winter dress."

Bruce Lee refused, "brother Niu, I have money."

Niu Er said unhappily, "I know you have money. This money is a little of my heart. You have to take it anyway."

Bruce Lee took the money and said gratefully, "brother Niu, you really look like my big brother. Now, I don't feel like an orphan at all. "

Niu Er patted Bruce Lee on the shoulder and said faintly, "we are both unaccompanied. With your little brother, I am not alone."

Bruce Lee threw himself into Niu Er's arms. He hugged Niu Er tightly and murmured, "brother Niu, you are my big brother."

Niu Er pushed Bruce Lee away and said, "Hey, you look like a woman. You jump into my arms all the time. Our brothers don't like the way women do. You have to be angry."

Bruce Lee said shyly, "brother Niu, i... I..."

"You just smell like an aunt." Niu Er sighed. Bruce Lee bowed his head and said, "brother Niu, I have no parents since I was a child, so I am particularly timid."“ All right. " Niu Er patted Bruce Lee on the shoulder and said, "if you can talk to black girl about friends, there will be another strict wife in the world in the future."“ Take care, be afraid, I don't care. I heard: a man who is afraid of his wife is blessed. " Bruce Lee said proudly. Niu Er suddenly thought of Zhang Ting. He thought: if he married Zhang Ting, would he also be afraid of Zhang Ting? Niu Er is uncertain. Maybe he will be afraid of Zhang Ting. Because Zhang Ting has more brains than him. Let's take the matter of asking Zhang Ting about "superior men". Niu Er thought about it for four years and didn't think about what "superior men" were. However, Zhang Ting said three kinds of "superior men" without thinking about it. Frankly speaking, Niu Er admires Zhang Ting. Niu Er told Bruce Lee about Heiniu's new mobile phone number. Before leaving, Niu Er explained, "when you go shopping with Heiniu, go to the coffee shop and buy some snacks for Heiniu. Women's mouths are greedy." Bruce Lee nodded. Niu Er leaves Bruce Lee. He buys two sets of bulletproof vests according to Wu Tianlei's instructions. Niu Er put his bulletproof vest on the back seat of the motorcycle and rode it. He was about to start the car. Suddenly, a man grabbed Niu Er's waist and sat in the back seat of the motorcycle. Niu Er turned his head and was so surprised that his eyes almost jumped out“ You... Why are you here... "Niu Er asked in surprise“ Hee hee... Niu Er, have you heard a word? "“ What... What? " Niu Er asked tongue tied“ The monkey king could turn out eighteen thousand miles with one weight, but he still didn't turn out the palm of the Tathagata Buddha. Similarly, no matter how cunning you are, you can't escape my palm. " This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.