Chapter 138

"Sister Ling, you're right. I'm just going to take the money and leave." Niu Er said frankly.

"Hum! Brother Niu, you can't hide that little 99 in your heart from me. I'm the roundworm in your stomach. " Ding Ling raised his glass.

"Sister Ling, I can't drink and don't like drinking." Niu Er frowned and said.

"Niu Di, I didn't let you drink liquor, this is red wine. You're a big man. Even if you don't like drinking, you have to drink two. In society, you will suffer if you don't drink. Haven't you heard that business and work efficiency are the highest at the wine table? Guess why? " Ding Ling asked.

"Happy to eat." Niu Er answered.

"Brother Niu, it seems that you're not stupid. You're right. Once you eat and drink, you'll naturally talk when you're happy. This wine and food are lubricants. " Ding Ling asked.

"Who doesn't understand." Niu Er said disapprovingly.

"Since you understand, you have to learn to drink." Ding Ling taught.

"Whether you can drink is natural, not learned." Niu Er expressed different opinions.

"Brother Niu, you know a fart. No matter what, it is affected by two factors: congenital and acquired." Ding Ling said impatiently.

"Sister Ling, who are you scolding?" Niu Er is a little unhappy. Just now, Ding Ling scolded him for "knowing a fart", which hurt him very much.

"I'm your sister. Can't I just scold?" Ding Ling stared and said, "everything I said is for you. You don't appreciate it and talk back to me. If it's not big or small, I still want to hit you." Ding Ling said, grabbed a towel next to him and smoked it according to Niu Er's shoulder.

Niu Er was a little angry, but he couldn't help it. Fight back. There's no reason to hit a woman. Lose your face and leave. You haven't got the money yet. He thought with chagrin, so he had to be patient and said, "I'll let you scold and let you fight, okay?"

"You should be scolded and beaten. You haven't wronged you at all." Ding Ling said faintly.

"Why should I be scolded and beaten?" Niu Er asked unconvinced.

"Brother Niu, don't you know?" Ding Lingyin asked.

"I don't know." Niu Er thought Ding Ling was so strange. She said she should be scolded and beaten. Does she already know it was her own shit?

"Brother Niu, you pretend to be stupid. Although you look honest, you can play tricks best. I ask you: did you spill the shit this afternoon? " Ding Ling stared at Niu Er and asked.

"Why did I spill it? What nonsense. " Niu Er doesn't admit it.

Ding Ling took another puff with a towel and said angrily, "you think I cheated you 150 yuan, right?"

"Yes, you lied to us about our money. Do you want to admit it?" Niu Er muttered.

"In fact, you hate me more than squinting, because you don't have much money. Right? " Ding Ling asked again.

"Yes, I paid the registration fee and examination fee, and I only had 50 yuan left. With a little money spent yesterday and today, there is only more than 30 yuan left. To tell you the truth, I was just going to pick up junk. " Niu Er turned his eyes at Ding Ling.

"I guessed right. You hate me as much as squinting. So, subjectively, you really want to revenge me. " Ding Ling analyzed.

Niu Er rolled his eyes and said, "subjectively, anyone who has been cheated by you wants to revenge you."

Niu Er means: I'm not the only one who wants to throw your shit.

"Brother Niu, as soon as I was poured with shit, you appeared in front of me. Moreover, you were the first to take a bucket to flush shit for me. Right? " Ding Ling said with a smile.

"Yes, I'm the first one to remember to wash your shit. Everyone else is there. I don't know where to start." Niu Er showed off: "people don't dare to get close to your shit. Several people want to help you, but they are scared to hide away when they smell the smell of shit."

"Yes, brother Niu, you are the first hero to save the United States. Normally, I should thank you, not doubt you. But I have to doubt you. " Ding Ling said faintly.

"If I spilled the shit, I wouldn't wash it for you." Niu Er argued for himself.

"Theoretically, it should be. If you hate me, you want to make me more embarrassed. You can only read jokes, not help me. " Ding Ling said.

"Yes, since I'm the first one to wash your shit, it won't be my shit." Niu Er hurriedly stressed.

"Generally, this is the case, but there are also special cases. If you threw shit, you wanted to see a joke. But as soon as I saw that I was too embarrassed, I felt compassion, so I came to wash it for me again. " Ding Ling said.

"These are your assumptions and imagination, which are groundless." Niu Er certainly won't admit that he threw the shit.

Ding Ling smiled and said, "the basis is not without. Although it is not hard evidence, it has at least touched a little edge."

"On what basis?" Niu Er is a little guilty.

"First: after I was splashed with shit, you appeared in about 20 seconds. I estimated that it was this time to get off the overpass. Second: you insist on accompanying me to the police station because you are worried that squint will be wronged, because you know best that squint didn't do it. Third: did you have dinner with Mimi tonight? Besides, it must be your guest. Because, you almost let Mimi carry the black pot. Only when you feel sorry for him will you invite him to dinner. Can my three bases explain the problem? " Ding Ling said with reason“ Your three bases are speculative and untenable. " Niu Er thought to himself: This Ding Ling is so clever that he has a good analysis“ Brother Niu, even if you did it, I won't blame you, because, one: I understand you. He had very little money and paid another 150 yuan. Naturally, he felt resentment. 2： I have fate with you. You've poured shit all over me. Even if you don't fight, you can't make a deal. " Ding Ling said magnanimously“ Sister Ling, as you say, I can't admit it. " Niu Er thought to himself: I can't admit it even if I'm killed. Otherwise, even if Ding Ling doesn't care, I will feel embarrassed“ I don't have to force you to admit it. I just want you to know that my head melon seeds are very easy to use. Not everyone can cover them. " Ding Ling smiled“ Sister Ling, you're exaggerating. I didn't do it, so I can't admit it. " Niu Er said“ Brother Niu, you and Mimi are acquaintances at best. Why should you invite him to dinner. Especially when you have no money in your pocket, what's the reason for your swollen face? " Ding Ling asked aggressively“ How do you know I invited him to dinner? " Niu Er asked. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.