Chapter 114

"I think you look down on the countrymen and bully them." Niu Er thought: if he doesn't treat you well today, he doesn't know how many countrymen he will cheat in the future. He can't be polite to such people.

"I... I..." big round face was tongue tied and didn't know how to defend himself. Because he really despises the countrymen.

"Let me propose a solution. First, did you treat me to a meal, or did you give me 100 yuan... "

Before Niu Er finished, big round face interrupted, "little brother, I'm so poor that I can't afford to invite you to dinner."

"Then take the second plan. I'll buy you a drink." Niu Er Yin said. He drank the mineral water in his hand, then untied his pants and peed at the mouth of the bottle.

This bubble of urine holds more than half a bottle.

"Niu Er shook the bottle and said," this is my special drink. You can't drink it at all. "

"You... You let me pee?" The big round face asked in surprise.

"Yes. There is an ancient therapy in China called urine therapy. Have you heard of it? " Niu Er asked.

"I've heard of it, but it's drinking your own urine." Said the big round face.

"You can also drink other people's urine, but you have to drink boy's urine." Niu Er also knows a little about urine therapy.

"You're not a boy pee." Said the big round face.

"Why not? I'm not married yet. I'm an authentic boy. Therefore, the urine I sprinkle is also boy urine." Niu erqiang reasoned.

"Boy's urine is the urine of a child under the age of one year. You are in your twenties. What are you still a child?" The big round face retorted.

"Anyway, I'm a boy's urine." Niu Er thought: whatever it pees, you have to drink anyway.

"Little brother, let me discuss with you: shall I drink my own urine?" Big round face thought: your urine makes me sick. Where can I drink it.

"Man, I have my word. If I let you drink my urine, you have to drink it. Otherwise, I'll take a shit and let you eat it. " Niu Er threatened“ I tell you: I either don't pull, one pull is seven or eight kilograms of shit. You pick one quickly. Is it drinking urine or eating shit? " Niu Er said impatiently.

"Little brother, how about we make a friend? Think about it: it's a lucky thing to have a friend in the city. " Big round face seduced.

"I dare not make friends like you. Don't sell me and let me count the money." The cow said with disdain.

"Little brother, actually, I'm not bad. Think about it: how many people cheat hundreds of thousands of people and break their families. As for me, I'm just cheating on food and drink. " The big round face said shamelessly.

"Stop talking nonsense. If you don't drink urine, I'll shit. Once I shit, there's no way you want to pee again. " Niu Er said.

"Then... I'll drink urine." Big round face knows he can't escape this punishment today. He thought to himself: why don't I have eyes? I happened to meet such a stubborn cow.

Big round face has cheated on food and drink for more than a year, and no one has ever looked for him. Even if you meet these cheated people, you can laugh it off at most. Unexpectedly, I capsized my boat in the gutter today and fell into the hands of a hairy young man.

Big round face took the mineral water bottle handed by Niu Er. He asked reluctantly, "little brother, do you really let me drink urine?"

"You think I'm kidding you. Tell you: I just want you to drink my urine and remember all your life: don't look down on the villagers. " Niu Er warned.

"Little brother, I have a bad stomach. Can you drink less?" Big round face wants to bargain.

"You have a bad stomach? Yesterday, you blew three bottles of beer in a row. You ate more than half of the four dishes. I think your stomach is not bad, but very good. "

Niu Er smiled and asked, "do you have an intelligent stomach that gets better as soon as you eat and worse as soon as you drink urine?"

Big round face knew he couldn't make it, but it was really difficult for him to drink so much urine.

"Little brother, you punish me, that is, let me learn a lesson. I'll just have a few drinks and repent seriously. Why should I drink it all? " Big round face looked at Niu Er's turbid excrement, and felt a burst of nausea.

"I always speak in a single word. I can't change a word I say." Niu Er said firmly.

The big round face was incurable. He pinched his nose with his hands, closed his eyes, raised his neck and drank Niu Er's urine.

"Wow!" As soon as I had a drink, my round face vomited.

This vomit, it's dark.

"Mom, I'm dying." Said the big round face.

"If you can't die, drinking some urine may be good for your health." Niu Erxing said happily.

"Mom, little brother, you make me drink urine, which is worse than the criminal law." The big round face complained.

"When you cheat, why don't you think you will be punished. Now, I punish you on behalf of God. " Niu Eryi said solemnly.

"Little brother, drinking urine is really toxic. You see, I vomited like this after taking a sip. Just show mercy and spare me." The big round face begged.

Niu Er did vomit in a mess when he saw the big round face, which didn't seem to be pretending. He thought: don't really kill people. So he said, "I still talk about human nature. Since you are allergic to my urine, I'll spare you once. But I have to warn you: if you cheat again, you'll eat shit. "“ Little brother, I swear: never cheat again. Alas, I'm ashamed to cheat others for a meal. It's all my greedy mouth. I always want to be popular and drink spicy. I can't stand a meal without meat. " Big round face gently slapped his mouth and said, "I'll kill you!"“ I think you'd better find a job and earn money honestly. As the saying goes: work hard and enjoy eating. You can only eat your own food. " Niu Er taught me a lesson“ I got it! Little brother, I'm convinced. " The big round face said dejectedly“ Someone has to treat you, otherwise, you will go farther and farther on the road of deception, and eventually, you will be punished by the law. " Niu Er warned“ Little brother, I still know a little Dharma, so I never cheat money, just cheat a meal. "“ Think about it: how much money can these peasant friends bring when they come to the city to find a job? If you deceive me, it's only 100 yuan, but it's easy for others to earn this 100 yuan. In addition, if you deceive people and cause psychological trauma to others, it can't be cured by the hospital. " The more Niu Er said, the more angry he was. He couldn't help raising his feet and kicking his big round face“ Oh, my God. " The big round face shouted“ Get out of here. " Niu Er said“ OK, little brother, goodbye. " Big round face quickly got up from the ground and ran away. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.