The mole man was about to do it when suddenly the cell phone in his pocket rang.

The mole man took out his mobile phone and saw that it was pockmarked Wang.

"Hey, I warn you: don't do it, or I won't pay a penny." Pockmarked Wang is on the second floor of the securities business department. He can clearly see the following situation from the window and even hear their dialogue.

The mole man paced a few steps away and said in embarrassment, "this boy doesn't eat soft. It's hard for him to give in."

"Anyway, you can only come soft." Pockmarked Wang stressed.

"I'm so soft that I can't handle this boy. Didn't I come for nothing?" The mole man said reluctantly.

"If you come soft and can't handle this boy, I'll pay you half the reward and won't let you go in vain." Pockmarked Wang expressed his attitude.

As soon as the mole man heard this, he was reassured. Half of the reward was 5000 yuan, which was enough.

The mole man hung up and walked back to Niu Er. He said with a gloomy face, "man, as the saying goes: people should know each other, and heroes don't suffer at present. Now, the three of us have an eye on you. If we can't borrow money, we won't give up. So you'd better take out the money. "

"I didn't say I wouldn't borrow it." Niu Er pretends to be wronged.

"So, did you agree to borrow it?" Asked the mole man excitedly.

"I can lend you money, but I have to write an IOU." Niu Er insisted.

"Hey, man, aren't you making trouble for us? None of us has read for a few days and can't write a debit note. " The mole man is telling the truth. Frankly speaking, he hasn't even seen what an IOU looks like.

"You can't write. I can teach you to write." Niu Er said faintly.

The mole man thought: this boy is too pedantic, like a nerd. However, look at his appearance, he doesn't look like a scholar.

The mole man asked the two boys, "do you have any paper on you?"

A young man came up with an idea and said, "just write with a cigarette box."

The mole man nodded. He took out his cigarette, took out the remaining cigarettes and opened the cigarette box. Who has a pen

The two boys shook their heads.

The mole man saw that there was a newspaper booth near the securities business department, and the newspaper seller was a girl. He walked over and asked with a smiling face, "beauty, do you have a ballpoint pen? Lend it to me. "

The newspaper girl glanced at the mole man, took out a ballpoint pen from the counter and handed it to the mole man.

The mole man smiled at the girl and said, "thank you, beauty." Then he winked at the newspaper girl again. The meaning seems to be: "let's make a friend?"

The newspaper girl ignored the mole man and was busy doing business.

The mole man took a ballpoint pen and asked Niu Er, "how do you say to write?"

Niu Er said, "I'll say one and you'll write one."

The mole man squatted down, smoothed the cigarette box paper, spread it on the steps and said, "man, you say it."

Niu Er put his finger on the cigarette box and said, "write two words here: an IOU."

"How to write borrowed words?" Asked the mole man.

"How many years have you read? Why can't you even write borrowed words?" Niu Er asked in surprise.

"Three years." The mole man replied. He said with disdain: "reading is of great use. It's tired, bitter and boring. It's not interesting to be in the Jianghu. "

After a long competition, the mole man still didn't understand how to write the word "borrow".

A young man said, "I can write borrowed words."

"Then it's up to you to write a debit note. Shit, my hands are playing with knives and guns, not writing. " Said the mole man dejectedly. He patted the ball point pen on the cigarette box, stood up and scolded angrily: "Kong Laoer, who invented the word, is really a bastard, difficult to recognize and write."

The young man squatted down and wrote the word "debit note" with every stroke.

"How to write below?" Asked the young man.

Niu Er said, "you wrote: I borrowed ten yuan from you today."

"You, what did you say?" The mole man said, "your name is uncle? I haven't heard of anyone with a big surname. Well, you're a master in front of me, aren't you? "

"My surname is da, the word Ye." Niu Er said.

"Is there really someone with a big family name?" The mole man asked the two boys.

Both boys shook their heads to show that they were not clear.

The mole man immediately called pockmarked Wang: "brother Wang, is there a big family name in the hundred family names?"

"I don't know. Why are you asking? " Pockmarked Wang asked curiously.

"The boy said his last name was big, and his name was big." Said the mole man.

"I made it. That boy wants to be an uncle in front of you." Pockmarked Wang understood as soon as he heard it.

"Brother Wang, I can't stand it now. If I don't beat him, I'll be angry." Cried the mole man.

"I advise you: don't quarrel with anything, and don't quarrel with money. If you beat him, you won't get a penny. " Pockmarked Wang threatened“ I tell you: your every move is under my control. "

"Brother Wang, where are you?" The mole man asked suspiciously“ You look up. " Pockmarked Wang said. As soon as the mole man looked up, he saw pockmarked Wang. The mole man was startled and thought: shit, luckily he didn't do it. The mole man hung up and walked back to Niu Er. He said, "I checked. In ancient times, there was a big surname." The mole man didn't want to turn against Niu Er yet. He thought: your boy is acting like an uncle in front of me, so let you do it“ Just lend us ten yuan so that we can drink the West and north wind. " The young man who wrote the debit note said discontentedly“ It's not that I'm stingy, it's that I have no money. " Cattle are poor“ Man, if you really have no money, we don't mind if you don't borrow a penny. But how can you prove that you have no money? " Asked the mole man“ I said, "no money, no money." Niu Er said“ What if you tell a lie? " The mole man thought: as long as you let us search, everything will be fine. As soon as you search, you can find the "confession". At that time, you can get a reward of 10000 yuan from pockmarked Wang after robbing the "confession"“ I never lie. " Niu Er said“ The only way to prove you're not lying is to let me search. " Said the mole man“ frisk? Only the police have the right to search. Why should you search me? " Niu Er said“ Our body search is different from the police body search. We just want to prove that you are not lying. If you didn't lie, you wouldn't be afraid to search. " Said the mole man“ As you say, "I'm lying if I don't search you?" Niu Er asked“ Almost. " The mole man nodded“ What if I don't search you? " Niu Er provoked“ Hey, boy, there's a limit to my endurance. Don't toast without penalty. I warn you: if you don't let us search, you can take out the things in your pockets and backpacks and let us have a look. " The mole man said viciously. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.