I suddenly thought I was funny, because Qi mengyan and Hua Xiangying said something, am I so nervous?

Maybe it's a professional habit.

According to the established time, the wedding banquet is officially started at 4:30 p.m. After all, the bride's home is too far away from here, and the team will not be able to come back at noon, so they can only choose to go in the afternoon and at night.

Li Zheng and I drove home. I washed my face seriously, put on a suit and tie, and didn't put on the bridegroom's embroidered logo.

At about 7:30, the welcoming team started officially.

Li Zheng's friend is very loyal. He drives the main wedding car to lead the battle. I sat on the copilot and expressed my gratitude for Li Zheng's kindness. Li Zheng smiled straight and clapped his chest with one hand. OK, Long Ge, let's not be polite. We are all brothers. Who can help you if I don't? Besides, when I get married, you'll have to go to the party.

Along the way, I have never relaxed my vigilance. With the idea that "I would rather believe in what I have than believe in what I have", I rushed all the way to Beijing nervously.

Fortunately, we did not encounter any situation on the expressway, and the motorcade drove into the capital Beijing unhindered.

By the chief General downstairs.

Here has become a lively group, many special guard comrades, waiting downstairs to welcome the arrival of the team. As soon as our car came in, they swarmed in.

I will be prepared in advance of the joy of sugar like a girl to the outside, comrades in arms immediately looted.

Before I got off the bus, I told Li Zheng once again not to let those things out to the director general. Li Zheng pointed to his head and said, "don't worry, I'll guarantee you with my head!"!

I arranged my clothes, opened the door with flowers, and walked down.

Some of the crowd took the lead in shouting: the bridegroom is coming, the bridegroom is coming!

A hail and a crowd. By the way, there were quite a lot of people to greet. The special Guard Bureau, the regiment and even some comrades at the grass-roots level all rushed to join us.

At this time someone suddenly patted me on the shoulder: the wolf came, ha ha, or the new wolf!

I turned around and saw that it was my mentor sun Yumin!

My mentor and I gave us a hug. We were surprised and said, "Captain sun, aren't you abroad? When did you come back?"?

Sun Yumin said with a smile: you Zhao long is married. Even if I am on another planet, I have to come back by spaceship!

I asked: is it OK outside?

Sun Yumin patted me on the shoulder: OK, you are the official son of the bridegroom, and the bride is still waiting for you! Go quickly, but you can't wait!

At this time, many comrades in arms gathered around you and I expressed my blessing in a word. I had to express a few regrets: Thank you all, thank you all for coming to our wedding in the midst of your busy schedule. In a moment, I suggest that the chief of the bureau should make a big sedan chair to take everyone to Shandong for a drink!

Sun Yumin said: silly boy, also called by the director, ah, should have changed!

I approached sun Yumin's ear and said: it's not convenient in front of my comrades.

Sun Yumin chuckled.

At this time, the sound of footsteps sounded. Director Qi didn't know where he came from. As soon as we met, director Qi mobilized us: Secretary Zhao, I'm here to pick up the bride today. We have to go step by step. The most beautiful female officer in the whole army, the spiritual pillar in the eyes of the officers and soldiers of the special Guard Bureau, was married into the door by your boy. Can't you say that? Do you think so?

"Yes," they cried in unison!

I came forward to quietly rush to director Qi and said: leader, don't embarrass me, be simple, be simple!

Director Qi enlarges the volume deliberately: how can we simplify such a big marriage? Do you think so?

Everyone was laughing and shouting in response to director Qi's call. Director Qi waved his arms and said: to take the bride away, we have to pass three levels. This is the first level. Do you have to sing a song to express your excitement at this moment?

Qi said as he stroked my chest, as if feeling my heart rate.

I smiled bitterly and hesitated. Li is patting my arm on the side: sing it, sing the song you and the song you sang by dream. The song is emotional and guarantees to move the bride upstairs to tears.

Hearing this, director Qi gave a slight cough, which was a little embarrassed. But he immediately urged: sing, do not sing this first pass!

I know why director Qi looks embarrassed. At the beginning, I cooperated with Youmeng to create the military song "I send lovesickness to the moon". Director Qi had a strong idea about Youmeng at that time, so he repeatedly stopped us from singing this song and separated me from the chorus of Youmeng. At this time, he must be deeply regretting what he did.

Forced by helplessness, I had to clear my throat and sing the military love song: there are several kinds of feelings of being a soldier who can say clearly I give my youth to my motherland, which I have never regretted; I send my lovesickness to the moon, how many words I want to say to my lover, how many words I haven't said to that lover

In the process of my singing, everyone couldn't help but agree. There were even several comrades in arms with sparkling tears.

At the end of the song, director Qi looked around and said, "it's a good song!"! This song is about the feelings and spirit of our soldiers. At the same time, with the song of Zhao long, I wish all the single comrades in arms to find their lovers as soon as possible, and walk into the palace of marriage as soon as possible like Zhao long! Everyone said, Zhao long this pass, let not pass?

Everyone said: let!

I bow to all my comrades in arms to make a boat: Thank you, thank you for your hands!

I'm trying to walk in. Director Qi takes my arm: don't pick up the bride, don't say a few words, express your feelings at this moment?

I asked with a smile: is this the second level?

Director Qi said with a smile: No, you have to at least --

I nodded, stood straight at the door, and said to everyone: Thank you again! Today, I am Zhao long as a striker. I hope you can go on and on. If you find the right person, you can marry me. If you have any wine, you can get drunk. I hope you can get in pairs as soon as possible! I'll try my firepower in the front and cover. Everyone will catch up with me in the back and make a big laugh. Director Qi said with a smile: you boy, you've got a cheap price and you've become a trailblazer when you marry your daughter-in-law? No tunnel, serious tunnel!

I pinched my nose and asked with a smile: leaders, what are the two points?

Director Qi mysterious tunnel: congratulations on entering the next level!

I look at him suspiciously, step by step back to explore the way to the inside. All of a sudden, I only heard a burst of firecrackers, which were shining all around, and the sound of joy was beautiful. Suddenly, two female generals were killed from both sides of the door, holding my left and right arms respectively.

What's the situation?

These two women will not be others, it is Dandan and Cheng Xinjie. Just now, I have been wondering, how can such an important situation reduce the participation of these two women generals? It turns out that they had a premeditated plan, hiding on both sides of the door and waiting for "catching turtles in a jar". If in normal times, I can definitely sense the movements of the two, but today, all my thoughts are on the bride, and I even ignore the hidden "killer".

Director Qi ordered: put the bridegroom on!

The two girls took my arms and began to walk upstairs. Director Qi and others followed and snickered.

I begged two beauties with a wry smile: don't exaggerate, how can I become a prisoner?

Cheng Xinjie said: "after more than 20 years of parenting, you suddenly took her to be a daughter-in-law. How could it be so easy?"? In a moment, there will be more severe punishment waiting for you.

Under the escort of two female generals, we went upstairs. The door of the house is open, and two big happy words are posted outside. A strange woman stood at the door and looked for a moment. Seeing that I had been brought here, she turned back to the house and shouted, "here comes the bridegroom, here comes the bridegroom!"!

Then the door was slammed shut.

In China, marriage is more popular with pranks. The bride's parents often set up levels for the bride. I reached the door, ready to push in.

At this time, the door automatically opens a thin seam. Several female relatives of dreamer put their hands out of the door and asked me for the red bag: red bag, red bag

We were ready for this, so we took out some red envelopes from our pocket and divided them by one hand. But after receiving the red envelope, these people still didn't open the door, but continued to close the door.

Cheng Xinjie and Dandan smile smugly, so mystifying: hum, it's not so easy to pick up the bride!

Once I rolled my sleeve, I held two hands on the door: no soft, only violence!

With little effort, the door was pushed open.

The room was full of people, some laughing, some shouting and some shouting. What a lively scene. My dear Youmeng is sitting in the middle of the chair, covered with a red head. Today's her, so beautiful and extraordinary, I can't wait to rush up and open her red head, carry her downstairs, and take a car.

But I can't do that. Because, there are still many procedures to go.

At this time, the camera also came in. I went to the bride and two women stopped me immediately.

Mother brought out a bowl of longevity noodles from the kitchen, and they made me eat them. Then go to the next step.

There is a female relative at home who takes the lead in making a fuss. I have to kneel down and kowtow three times to the bride. I can't help but smile bitterly. In many places in the countryside, there is such a saying that I kneel to marry the bride. But is there such a tradition in Beijing?

As the saying goes, there is gold under a man's knee. I will never kneel. Before leaving, people from my hometown told me that when a man kneels, his knees will be soft. It's hard to control power after marriage.

So stalemate again and again, I simply forced close, a grasp by the dream of the hand. People see this scene, but also no longer coax, the woman rushed to me to pass a bridal corsage, let me instead of the dream.

But all of a sudden, I didn't feel quite right.

I let go of the dream's hand and decisively lifted the bride's red head.

It's not a dream at all!

Is that a big joke?

Everyone burst into laughter. I felt a little embarrassed. I couldn't help but have a quiet silence: how can I still make a fake?