Chapter 679

Fu Shengyi snorted: "who made you so bad? I said, I said it! "After that, Fu Shengyi put his mouth close to my ear. After such an explanation, I couldn't help but open my eyes wide and almost fainted by thunder.

What's going on?

Believe in this kind of thing, only Fu Shengbing, the immortal Lei, can do it!

in the whole day, among the girls I know, only Fu Shengbing and Qi mengyan's younger sister, Qi Mengna, can do the kind of thing that Lei Shengbing can't do!

Fu Shengyi told me, "my sister didn't clean her ass after going to the toilet. The toilet paper broke a hole. Her finger was - Hey, what do you mean? She took the finger dipped in Baba (the common name for all the dirty things) and chased me. She had to let me smell it!"

after hearing Fu Shengyi's explanation, I really felt lack of oxygen. Before, I only knew that Fu Shengbing could thunder people to this extent!

but after hearing his sister's complaint, Fu Shengbing blushed and scolded Fu Shengyi: "Stinky girl, what are you talking about? How can you say that to Lao Zhao? Piss me off! Piss me off! At night, I'll put my socks in your mouth! Wait! "Fu Shengbing threatens his sister and hides the" special "finger behind her.

When Fu Shengyi saw that her sister threatened herself, she couldn't help hiding beside me, grabbed my arm, pointed and scratched Fu Shengbing and said, "don't be ashamed! Don't be ashamed! If you do something wrong, you still threaten others and don't let them say it! Hum, I just said it! Let you lose your ugliness in front of brother Zhao!" after that, Fu Shengyi pretended to be a grimace, then grabbed my hand a little harder and began to I ask for help: brother Zhao help, brother Zhao help, my sister is going to hit me!

at this time, I am extremely embarrassed by such a situation. I stood in the same place and thought what's the matter. Did the two sisters play too much?

But Fu Shengbing still glared at Fu Shengyi angrily, and couldn't help pinching his waist. He threatened her again: "Shengyi, you stinky girl, come here and take the move. Otherwise, you won't have a good life in the future!"

Fu Shengyi hid behind me like a bird, but he didn't have a soft mouth. He smiled: "you can't catch me, you can't catch me."

Fu Shengbing is going mad with rage, but suddenly he burns the fire on me. He warns me with a cross eyebrow: "get out of the way, old Zhao!"

I am still standing still. I look at Fu Shengbing like a Avalokitesvara. I hope this prank will end soon, so that I won't be involved.

But where can Fu Shengbing stop fighting? She stormed up to me, hesitated for a moment, brightened the finger in front of my face, looked at me badly, and warned again, "get out of the way, otherwise, hehe, let you also taste the power of my Yang finger!"

Fu Shengyi said to her sister behind me: "you are too ignorant, elder sister! If you are like that, hurry to wash your hands."

Fu Shengbing said forcefully and aggressively, "don't wash, don't wash! After washing, there will be no capital for you to bow down and become a minister!" she took that finger and drew a beautiful circle in the air, and then looked at me like a female robber blocking the way, with long legs and dirty face, and sent out the final pass: "let, or not let?" As I spoke, the finger was already dangling in front of my eyes.

It's the kind Fu Shengyi who saw this situation. He quickly went from behind me to the front, pouted his mouth and said to his sister, "sister, brother Zhao is here, so you can stop making trouble. How could you be such a sister? Hum, you are not qualified."

Fu Shengbing raised his head and said: "that's it, how can it be? Obediently let me use this finger to row on your face, I will wash my hands! "

Fu Shengyi wrongly said:" dirty! Elder sister, you are so bullying! "

Fu Shengbing just said:" bullying you, what's wrong? What can you do for me? "

Looking at Fu Shengbing's small sex, I have a feeling of crying and laughing. Although I feel angry, I still try to suppress it and don't let it out. After all, Fu Shengbing is kind to me. Besides, I came here to ask for her. At the critical moment, special treatment is still needed.

Fu Shengyi is like a wounded swan, looking at her sister wrongly. Instead, she takes the initiative to move forward, covers her mouth with her hand, closes her eyes, and then goes to Fu Shengbing in front of her face with awe inspiring air, biting her teeth and saying, "if you want to row, row. I admit defeat and let you row. Wash your face with soap! "

at this time, Fu Shengyi feels like a hero.

I also looked at Fu Shengbing with tears and smiles. I wanted to stop her bad behavior and see if she would really give Fu Shengyi a "poisonous hand".

However, although Fu Shengbing was thunderous, she didn't overdo it after all. She took that finger and made an arc in the air. Then she chuckled: "Shengyi, your sister is not as bad as you think! That's to scare you!" then she looked at me with a smile, and suddenly politely said: "Lao Zhao, sit first, I'll wash my hands first, see you later!"

My soul? She's a different way of calling herself?

This Fu Shengbing is really a sign that she has used all the self proclaimed names in China. Before that, she had already called herself "Miss Ben", "Miss Ben", "mourner" and "I", now she calls herself "I", is she modest or in a transitional period?

Fu Shengyi breathes a sigh of relief, smiles on his face, spits out his tongue lovingly, and says: "scared to death, scared to death! Sister, you are almost catching up with Zhou Xingchi, so fond of pranks!"

Fu Shengbing proudly shakes his head, turns around and enters the washroom like a flying fairy outside the sky.

Fu Shengyi hurriedly asked me to sit down, pour water and serve fruit. I suddenly recalled the scene when I first came here with Fu Shengyi, and there was some recollection in my heart.

Fu Shengyi sat down for a long time, peeled an orange for me, presented it respectfully, smiled and asked, "brother Zhao, have an orange, it's sweet."

I didn't refuse her kindness. I took two bites. It was really sweet. Fu Shengyi stared at me, then suddenly dropped his eyes, like thinking of something.

Time waits for me, my eyes are always staring at the wash room, waiting for Fu Shengbing to finish washing his hands early, so that I can pick up the car and set out.

I haven't seen you dream for a long time! Moreover, in this situation, I seem a little impatient. I wish I could put on my wings and fly to my dream home to uncover the truth. But I can also realize that there must be amazing secrets, even cruel reality.

Fu Shengyi still looks at me like an innocent child, holding his cheek, and takes the lead in saying: "brother Zhao, don't blame my sister. Although she is willful, she is kind-hearted. Haha, you don't know. She's worried about you. She keeps on talking. She has to pull me out to find you. She's afraid that you'll be caught by her father! Alas, how come dad is like this? We can't help him! But my sister she - she has tried her best, she has been trying to persuade her father, but it's useless. My father is stubborn -- "Fu Shengyi tut said a lot. It seems that he was afraid that I would blame Fu Shengbing for his mischief and mischief, so he was eager to speak good words for her sister in front of me.

I just smiled perfunctorily and didn't reply.

The sound of the water in the washroom stopped suddenly. Fu Shengbing did not know what he had been busy with, and then walked back to the living room.

In her hand, she took a roll - a roll of half used toilet paper.

Fu Shengbing stood in front of us, looking very angry. She tore the toilet paper and scolded: "the goods are getting more and more unqualified, so she can't even use the toilet paper! Woe, woe!"

Fu Shengbing, like a poet, felt deeply.

Fu Shengyi looked at her sister with a frown, and said with a wry smile: "sister, don't express your feelings there, please sit down quickly. Is a roll of toilet paper worth it? "

Fu Shengbing put one foot on a small stool beside him, put on a position of thinker, and asked forcefully, "why is it not worth it?" She reached out the finger that had been washed several times with soap and said angrily, "tell you, don't look at this toilet paper as a small thing, it's very useful. If it's not available, what do you use to wipe your butt with when you poop and use it?" Fu Shengbing's fingers rotate several times in the air, with an air of awe.

I want to hit the wall!

thanks to her, Fu Shengbing is still a girl. How can this topic be put on the table?

Fortunately, I have been used to her thunder, not to the point of syncope. But actually, I'm a little impatient. Where am I free to listen to her publishing this feeling here?

So I frowned and said to Fu Shengbing, "sit down now, don't talk about it!"

Fu Shengbing gave me a giggle, but decisively threw the toilet paper aside and sat down.

But before she finished, she began to complain: "I see. I know why it's called" toilet paper ". It's a kind of satire, a kind of great satire!"

Fu Shengyi and I looked at Fu Shengbing helplessly and doubtfully. We really suspected that she had just run out of the mental hospital.

What's the irony of this toilet paper?

Fu Shengyi sighed and smiled bitterly at me. "My sister is going to be a poet! I have to sigh about everything."

Fu Shengbing glanced up at the table roughly, then smacked his mouth, patted the coffee table with both hands, and said solemnly, "you want to, toilet paper, fingers!" Fu Shengbing scratched the toilet paper which was thrown aside, then stretched out another finger to compare it, and then continued: "now the toilet paper is so inflexible, the quality is so low, so the manufacturer took it A name of toilet paper - just to remind people that if the toilet paper is not easy to use, it can be replaced by our fingers if it's scratched when wiping the buttocks! Therefore, toilet paper and fingers have the same similar functions when they go to the toilet. I preliminarily suspect that ancient people always use their fingers to wipe their buttocks, and then with toilet paper, they take a homophony called toilet paper "