Chapter 106

"Hey! What's up?" Merlin felt that the end of the world had come.

"President!? You..." Alice was shocked.

"Ah, sorry, the old man thought that you two are already married, now it seems that old man has misunderstood." Old Taylor ran with cold sweat like a waterfall on his forehead, turning his head, not like an old old man in the least.

"Excuse me, the old man is going to the bathroom now, and I will talk again when I have time..."

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Chapter 2: Monthly Ticket Plus

Merlin and Alice stood there, messy in the rustling wind.

why?

Why did you become a husband and wife!?

I don't know what's going on at all, but I am confused like this...

Merlin and Alice thought at the same time in their hearts that everything was good science fiction.

Although it is not a real couple, there will be no impact on life.

But in the circle of adventurers, the relationship between husband and wife has become solid!

In the future, colleagues will look at them with strange eyes, and they will become couple adventurers.

"No!!" Arnold felt green on his head, knelt directly on the ground, and said madly, "Miss Alice! Why is Miss Alice like this!? It's me, it's me, obviously I came first ...Whether it is sending flowers, confession, or pursuing Miss Alice, why is this happening..."

"Don't panic, Arnold, you still have a chance. Alice and Merlin didn't go to the Civil Affairs Bureau of Britain to register their marriage. They are not real couples, they are just a couple in name." Hobbes comforted Arnold while drinking.

"That's not okay!" Arnold burst into tears, biting his handkerchief, "I'm so damn envious!"

"Envy can't solve the problem..." Hobbes said awkwardly.

"If this goes on, everyone will think that Miss Alice is a married woman! I can't explain it at all!" Arnold was heartbroken, feeling that his love starting line, and cruelly retreated 100 meters back, it is too unfair. There are always melon-eating people who don't know the truth give god assistance, and what will they use to fight Meilin!?

Hobbs smashed his mouth and said to Merlin and Alice, "Congratulations, are you two very happy now?"

In fact, contrary to the expectations of many bystanders, Merlin and Alice are now not only very unhappy, but also particularly uncomfortable and crazy.

"Miss Lucia, can I change the relationship between husband and wife, it's too bad for me!" Mei Lin couldn't help but asked quickly.

"Yeah, Rukia! I feel bad too! I don't want to get married with him!" Alice followed, looking eager.

"It's okay, please show your divorce certificate..." Rukia smiled far-fetched.

"We didn't get a divorce certificate for marriage at all!?" Mei Lin showed a very desperate expression.

"The problem is this. You can't change it without a divorce certificate." Lucia paused and continued, "but you can get married first, and then divorce, there will be a divorce certificate, and the relationship between lovers and adventurers will also be dissolved."

"Who wants to marry this kind of guy? Let me die!" Alice looked at Merlin with disgust.

"I'll go, please because I don't want to marry you! You actually hate me!?" Merlin frowned.

"Huh!?" Alice was so angry that she pointed to Merlin's nose, "What's wrong with me disgusting you? You are a lazy sexist!"

"Huh!?" Merlin narrowed his eyes and pointed to Alice's sex. "You washboard, you wear a chest pad every day. I think you have a problem?"

The two seemed to want to start a scolding war in the guild, and their faces blushed.

Rukia felt that her grandfather had done a big deal, and it seemed that Merlin and Alice had been miserable.

"Ahem!"

Rukia coughed slightly, concealing her embarrassment, and took out two new adventurer certificates from under the counter.

"This is the proof of a couple adventurers who just sent from the headquarters yesterday, the one on your neck has expired, this is new..."

Merlin's New Dark Iron Adventurer Proof

Region: Wrexham.

Name: Merlin Lucifer.

Wife: Alice Clodia.

Occupation: It's just a villager without magic and grudges. In other words, his wife is a bit more powerful, eat soft rice~

Alice's new golden adventurer proof

Region: Wrexham.

Name: Alice Clodia.

Occupation: Magic Swordsman.

Husband: Merlin Lucifer.

The two looked at the proof of their lover's adventurer, and fell into deep thought immediately, and no one expressed any opinion.

Merlin thought blankly, what the hell is this!?There is actually an introduction from his wife!?We are not husband and wife!What's going on with the job introduction??Villagers, I can bear it, what is the situation of eating soft rice!Who slanders me has the guts to stand up!I promise not to kill you!

Alice turned pale and thought, my God!There was an introduction from my husband, and people would see me and Meilin as husband and wife everywhere in the future!This day can’t be passed, Lord God, please let me go, don’t continue torturing me...

"Congratulations, you are the 201246 couple adventurers of the Adventurer Guild. Congratulations to you, every Valentine's Day, couple adventurers will have discounts for entering and exiting entertainment venues~"

Rukia smiled politely, thinking that the relationship between husband and wife could not be changed anyway, so she could just match them up directly, so that her grandfather would have no trouble.

"Congratulations!?" Alice showed a hint of grievance on her small face, and she almost cried. "I have never done anything bad, but the debt only increased by tens of thousands of gold coins. Is it easy for me to repay the debt? I conscientiously paid back some, and the result was one Why did the gun go back to before liberation..."

"What are you..." Mei Lin said with a sad smile, "My debts are only tens of thousands, and your debts are tens of millions! It's good now, it's all on my head when combined. , My damn blood loss!"

When Alice heard it, she thought it was indeed the case. She already owed astronomical figures a long time ago. It is very likely that she won't be able to pay it back in her life. Now, what's the extra tens of thousands of gold coins!It's just drizzle!!

On the other hand, Merlin owed tens of thousands of debts, and he would be able to pay off with a little effort. Now that the debts of the husband and wife are combined, once the debts of tens of millions are overwhelmed, he suffers the most!

Alice felt that she had pulled the bastard Merlin into the water, and smashed Merlin severely. It was really evil and it was so addictive!

Originally, Alice hated Merlin so badly that she was very uncomfortable. If he hadn't ransacked herself and made herself owe huge debts, her life would be nourished.

But today, Alice felt that she had finally breathed out a nasty breath, and her heart was refreshed to see Merlin's deflated appearance.

"Hahaha, Merlin, you bastard, can't you think of today? You robbed me, but now you get retribution?" Alice laughed and clapped her hands, "Tell you, justice may be late, but it will never be absent! Haha..."

Merlin squinted her eyes, and she was very upset to see Alice triumphantly, her forehead bounced wildly.

"Huh! I'm going to run away, this adventurer is wrong with me, you can pay your debts slowly, huh~"

Merlin turned his head and left without looking back. He wanted to run away. Who could stop him?!

Alice was taken aback, feeling a little bit bad.

What if Merlin is gone and the debt is all on him?

This is too unfair, it's totally cheating your own rhythm!

Alice hurriedly hugged Merlin from behind in a panic, holding him tightly and not letting him go, tears in her eyes sparkled, she was scared to cry

"Don't leave!"

"You can't leave me!"

"You can't go anywhere, you must stay with me!"

"What did you play with me? Take responsibility for me! Bastard!"

"Have you heard! If you dare to leave me, I will fight you desperately! You can't run away! QAQ..."

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Chapter 3

"Shoo~" Rukia clutched her cheek, and said with a little excitement, "Bold confession~"

"Brother is strong." Hobbs patted Arnold on the shoulder, then raised his neck to drink, "Tons, tons and tons~!"

Arnold felt a little green on the top of his head and said in tears, "Miss Alice, don't irritate me anymore, oh oh oh..."

Merlin was ashamed, turned her head a little, and said awkwardly, "What kind of bad lines are you? I feel a deep malice..."

"Um..." Alice blushed and seemed to react, but she still held Merlin and didn't let go, for fear that he would run away, "I mean...I can run, you can't run!"

"Hehe, I won't run if you don't let me run? What logic?" Merlin grinned, then said with a serious face, "Let go, or I will turn my face?"

"Don't even think about escaping, the two of you, you have a record of wherever you go..." Rukia couldn't help pouring cold water.

"Uh……"

Merlin and Alice were both surprised, but they still have a case?

In this way, no matter where they go, they will have huge debts.

Alice was frustrated in her heart, and she was a bit depressed. She didn't even give a chance to be a fugitive, but it wasn't nothing to get the bastard Merlin into the water. He had to experience the life she lived.

Now Alice’s mentality is that she can’t see Merlin well. She is in pain, and must pull Merlin. Isn’t it beautiful for everyone to suffer together?

Merlin felt a headache, and inexplicably spreading Alice's debts made him feel a little unlovable. It was originally tens of thousands of yuan, but now tens of millions is directly desperate.

"Hey!" Alice curled her mouth, let go of Merlin, and her momentum suddenly trembled, "Escape! You escape! I see where you can escape? Haha~"