I ha ha smile, looking at, but smile for a while, I can't smile out! Because my trousers were gone, I seemed to take them off and put them aside. I don't know if they were swept away by the waves, but my floral shirt was still on me!
Aunt Bing ran back after she got the swimsuit and put it on quickly in the water. After I told her my situation, she even showed a schadenfreude smile, which made me angry
"You still laugh?"
"No smile..." Aunt Bing runs.
I'm not in the mood to chase. I'm looking at the sea to see if my pants will automatically float back. Later, aunt Bing squatted beside me to watch with me, and thought we were stupid.
"I don't think I'll come back!" Ice aunt pulled my flower shirt, "who let you so bad?"
"I'm still bad? I was Forget it, count me bad! " I pulled up my flowery shirt, but aunt Bing pulled it, and my butt showed. Damn, when I just bought a shirt, I should have bought a super long one that could cover my thigh, so that even if I didn't wear it inside, I wouldn't be seen.
"You are bad."
I don't speak. I'm so worried. I don't know how to go back?
"Don't do that." Aunt Bing leaned against me and said with a smile, "I've come up with a way. I don't know if you want to."
"What can I do? Why not go back? Oh, are you going to buy it? Do you have it in the buffet? "
"It's not for sale, and I'm not talking about it." Aunt Bing laughs wickedly, "I'm talking about my skirt. I'll change it with you. I'll wear your flowered shirt. I'll wear a swimsuit inside. You wear my skirt. It's so long and so big, and it doesn't show. The problem is solved. " With that, aunt Bing immediately ran to get her skirt, which was hung on the boulder.
"Really?" When Aunt Bing came back with her skirt, I said, "I look miserable.".
"What do you say?"
Wear it. I can't help losing face. Anyway, people here don't know me.
A few minutes later, I put on Aunt ice's skirt, aunt ice put on my flowery shirt, and we quickly left the West Beach. The depressing thing is that no matter how fast I walk, I have to pass by many tourists. They see me with the same look and snicker. Even if they snicker, aunt Bing Snickers too. She never stops. Ah, I'm speechless
When we got to the east bank, we rented a steamboat. It was the man who just sent us. He was stunned to see me. Seeing me staring at him, he turned his eyes away and set sail attentively. I didn't scold, because I saw a man in a skirt, with a shiny expression, and I would laugh enough. In fact, I don't want to dodge. I really don't wear anything inside. I don't feel safe and uncomfortable.
Finally back to the hotel, I quickly found clothes, rushed into the bathroom and changed aunt Bing's skirt.
"Mr. Li, is it comfortable to wear women's clothes?" Aunt Bing called outside the bathroom.
"Comfortable fart, it's killing me!"
Aunt Bing is laughing outside.
"You still laugh? Others don't laugh so much. You like to see me make a fool of myself. "
"I didn't laugh, ha ha..."
I open the bathroom door and come out to catch aunt Bing. I'll catch her in and punish her so that she can laugh at me.
"You don't want to come here." In a hurry, aunt Bing picked up the remote control and made a move to hit me. She pretended to be cruel and said, "I promise I will never be soft hearted to you. If you don't believe me, just have a look."
"You're so cute. You're so cute when you're angry." I didn't stop and continued to approach aunt Bing.
Ice aunt ah, ran out of the balcony, closed the balcony door!
"Come back, don't play, don't mess with you!" If I can't get out, I can only coax aunt Bing.
"No way." Aunt Bing disagreed, "unless you swear."
"What's the oath for such a trifle? Besides, how can you make me swear? Swear not to play with you? Don't you? Do I swear to represent a lifetime or a day? " I said with an obscene smile, "I can't make this oath. I'll make you want to be immortal and die."
"The dead wolf."
"Whatever, I don't swear."
"No, promise me."
"Is assurance different from swearing? So much nonsense, do you want to come back or not? Don't go back. You stay outside. I'll go back and take a bath. " With that, I stood still, made some footsteps, and then hid in the corner of the door.
Aunt Bing called a few times, but I didn't answer. She was cheated, opened the door and came in. Seeing the bathroom door open, she probably found herself cheated and ready to run, but as soon as she turned around, she saw me in the corner of the door and me with a wicked smile. She called, turned and ran into the bathroom. Before she could close the door, I had a foot in it.
"Sheng Bing, you're dead!" I continued to smile maliciously.
"Uncle Li, please let me go once. I promise I won't laugh at you. I promise I won't laugh at you in the future." Aunt Bing pleaded. She made a pitiful expression and made it very real.
"No, I must cure you!"
"You've cured me. I call you uncle Li. Please let me go.""Don't call me uncle Li. I can't call you husband. You're dead!" I forced aunt Bing in, closed the bathroom door, locked it, and then showed a very colorful smile, "little beauty, I'm here, let me wait on you, ha ha..."
I rushed to catch aunt Bing. In the process of struggling, aunt Bing hit her head on the glass. Her eyes closed and fell into my arms!
"Hey, Sheng Bing, don't scare me. Wake up, I won't make trouble with you!" I patted aunt Bing on the face.
Aunt Bing didn't respond.
You're not really faint, are you?
I patted aunt Bing's face many times in a row, then pinched and pinched, but she still didn't wake up. I was flustered and immediately took aunt Bing out of the bathroom and put her on the bed. Then, I called the service desk, just got through, and before I could speak, a soft body jumped on my back.
"Ha ha, have you been cheated?"
Oh, shit. She can take it.
I hang up, unload aunt Bing on the bed, and I press on her.
"You just laughed at me, and now you cheat me. Your crime has been aggravated. I'll see how you can run this time." I licked my tongue and continued to show my face.
I find that playing with aunt Bing is more interesting than playing with sun. Sun is too clever. I'm the one who loses money when playing with sun. No doubt I have the upper hand when playing with aunt Bing. It's just like the surrender of aunt Bing. It's so cute! The granddaughter seldom surrenders, provokes her, she has to fight with me. Of course, these are two completely different feelings. What I said is more interesting. It doesn't mean that Aunt Bing is better than magic sun. They are just as good. If only I had the chance to play with these two women at the same time in my life? Ah, I don't know if there is such an opportunity. I hope so.
"Wait a minute. You just said you would not make trouble with me. You don't mean what you say."
"Wrong, just now is just now, now is now."
I pick ice aunt's swimsuit, ice aunt resistance is very fierce, but her strength is small, it does not pose much threat to me. It's just that the doorbell suddenly rings untimely when it's about to succeed
"Who is it?" I let go of aunt Bing and went to the door.
"The front desk." A male voice said, "did you just call the front desk?"
"It's all right, you can go!" Damn, it's my own sin. I deserve it!
I looked back, aunt Bing entered the bathroom, locked the door, I knocked on the door, she said no more, tired!
I lean against the bedside to smoke, which reminds me of Zhou. Zhou Qi and I were disturbed once. If we were not disturbed that time, would everything be different? Will I not help sun in the end? Or did Zhou Qi change Zhou Tianming? Sometimes things are wonderful. It's not surprising that a little thing can change the ending.
Now, Zhou Qi, is she in Hong Kong? Why did she leave? I don't understand. What she said to me before she left gave me the feeling that she was willing to advance and retreat together with sun jinnu, if If only they had been willing to do this a long time ago? Well, life is not always as good as you want.
"Why not?" When I came out from the bath and saw me smoking by the head of the bed, aunt Bing said gently, "did I just I'm sorry
"It's none of your business." I beckoned aunt Bing to come over and hugged her. "I just suddenly thought of something in the past."
"Miss Mr. Sun?"
"No
"Let's go to her. I know she's in France, Yuan Lin told me."
Frankly speaking, I'm excited. I really want to find it, but I don't know how to find it. I don't know what aunt Bing really thinks. Isn't it self inflicted? How can she be like sun? It's hard to believe how great it is.
"I have my passport with me!" Aunt Bing said, "you can go tomorrow."
"Forget it! I didn't bring it. "
"Is your passport in the car?"
"How do you know?"
"I'll get it for you. When you get out of the car to buy cigarettes."
I understand that Aunt Bing had a premeditated plan. She asked to turn off the power and go to play for a few days regardless of anything. Originally, for this reason, she wanted to go with me to find magic girl sun. Very helpless, I want to refuse, I can't go now, to the sun witch will drive me away. Aunt Bing, she didn't care if I refused. The next day, before I woke up, she went to book a ticket to fly to Hong Kong. She transferred from Hong Kong to Paris.
I don't know how long I slept on the plane, but I was woken up by the radio, first in English, then in French, and then in Chinese. We have arrived in Paris, and I have come to this world famous fashion capital. Frankly, I'm nervous, nervous about the future. I'm afraid that I can't find her. What's more, I'm afraid that I can find a completely strange one.
According to sun's character, seeing me with aunt Bing, she would treat us coldly and even drive us away. I know it's fake. She did it on purpose, but I can't deal with it. I'm not as smart as she is. I've always fallen behind in all the battles with her. And I'm not familiar with the city at all. I can't find her when she runs outside.