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Here, Chen shisan doesn't worry about the robbers coming. At this time, they don't dare to chase. They should clean up the scene as soon as possible and run for their lives. For them, the kidnapping has failed. What is waiting for them is the police's endless pursuit. While the police don't know, they should run as far as possible.

Of course, it's still not a wise choice to go back to the main road at this time. In case of bad luck, it will inevitably be another fierce fight with them on the escape road. Chen shisan is tired of this, so it's better to go into the mountains and hide for a while.

"Hello! Ah Mei, I've been kidnapped. Now I've escaped. Where is it... " Shen Ruolin informs the agent by Chen shisan's phone.

"In the vegetable field at the gate of Yikang community in the south of the city." Chen shisan whispered a reminder.

"I'm in the vegetable field at the gate of Yikang community in the south of the city. Come quickly! The robbers have guns, a lot of guns... " For Chen shisan, the following words are nonsense. After waiting patiently for her to say it for five minutes, she snatched the phone and hung up.

"What are you doing? I'm not finished Shen Ruolin said angrily.

"Just give me the notice. It's my phone. It's a waste of money." Chen shisan said angrily.

“……” Shen Ruolin scolded him a hundred times in her heart. Why can't this guy keep shining? Apart from the part that saved me just now, he was a mean and shameless person the rest of the time.

Shen Ruolin hugged her stomach and shrunk into a ball, shivering slightly.

Chen shisan was a little curious and concerned and asked, "what's the matter with you? Are you sick?"

"It's you who are sick. Your whole family is sick..." Shen Ruolin is just like a firecracker being set on fire. She curses hysterically. Not only Chen shisan's words, but also she thought of what Chen shisan had said to the robbers before. I was a big girl. He was shocked and slandered me. He also said that I had infectious diseases, unclean infectious diseases discriminated against.

This kind of hateful guy, how can he get rid of his anger if he doesn't scold him bloody.

“……” This time it's Chen shisan's turn to be speechless. I've never seen such a shrew, or such a beautiful shrew. All the swearing voices are so sweet.

Kind hearted when donkey liver lung, anyway informed people to pick you up, I went back first, save you have been scolding.

Chen shisan turned around and left. Shen Ruolin was still there stamping her feet and scolding. But Chen shisan was more and more far away and flustered, and quickly followed.

All of a sudden, she screamed and pooped, and the whole person disappeared.

Chen looked back in surprise. He didn't find anyone and released his spirit. Before the spirit arrived, Shen Ruolin cried: "ah Sobbing Bah, bah, bah Sobbing It's disgusting... "

The voice was so low that Chen shisan had to hold her mouth and nose as she approached, and finally found her yellow figure in the black in a cesspit. The cesspit is full, but it can't drown people, because Shen Ruolin is standing, his chest is still exposed on the water, and two big steamed buns are swimming up and down with the water.

"You This Ha Ha ha Ha ha ha... " Chen shisan wanted to hold back, but he couldn't help it. First he gave a laugh, and then he couldn't help laughing. He burst into tears and was still laughing with his stomach in his arms.

"Woo woo GAH... " Shen Ruolin was very sad when she cried. Suddenly there was no movement. She was leaning. Fortunately, the cesspit was an open water tank with a diameter of half a meter. She was standing in it and leaning against the wall.

"Ha ha ha I can't help you with this. You'd better get up by yourself Eh... " Chen shisan continued to laugh for a while, and finally found that it was wrong.

This wench even fainted in the past. She didn't even faint at such a big scene just now. How could she fall into the cesspit.

Help!

Well, I can't do it.

But she has been dizzy in the inside also can't, in case of one's death, I at most fall down a crime of dying. But it's also a disgrace to the Chinese people. It's not that the beautiful lady died in a cesspit The anecdotes of the world will surely be passed on for a hundred years.

Chen shisan looked around and found a stick, which is very common in vegetable fields. It is used to plug in the soil and tie a rope on it as a shelf for vine vegetables. The vines and vegetables are ripe and withered, but the stick stuck in the field is still there. Chen shisan used to pull it out to try, but he could still bear the force.

He went to Shen Ruolin and poked her with a stick.

"Hello Wake up Wake up... " After stabbing Shen ruolinga a few times, it was not easy for her to wake up, but Chen shisan's method was right. The method of using a stick to point acupoints stimulated her body, which was similar to the effect of kneading.

"Ah It stinks, it's dirty I have to take a bath. I can't stand it I hate... " Shen Ruolin wakes up and cries madly again. People can't do anything just like settling down.

After a while, Chen shisan finally found out that the girl had obsessive-compulsive disorder. Let a cleanliness addict fall into the cesspit, don't faint in the past.

But now I can't clean it for you! It's up to you to save yourself.

All of a sudden, Chen shisan had an idea. He pulled out his helmet from the heaven and earth bag and said to her, "close your eyes. I'll help you put on your helmet. This will cover your downward view.""But what's the use? I want to take a bath." Cried Shen Ruolin.

"When you take a bath, you have to wait for you to get up. Wearing a helmet can make you not see the dirty things below, and then take a deep breath. If you can't smell the bad smell, you may be able to move." Chen shisan's patient guidance.

"Hoo Suck Wow It stinks more... " Shen Ruolin just took a deep breath and vomited directly.

"Well, I'll sacrifice a towel!" Chen shisan took out a towel from his bag and used another bottle of mineral water. Two bottles of perfume, wet the towel.

At this time, we have to get close to him, hold her nose in one hand, cover her mouth and nose with a wet towel in the other hand, and then put on a helmet for her. Quickly get out of the back, adhere to a few seconds, I would vomit.

"Well, can you move? Climb out by yourself I can remind you that the police will be here soon. How can you see people like that... " Chen shisan made threats and inducements.

Shen Ruolin finally has the movement, the rigid body struggles out from the cesspit, actually has does not know where to go. Chen shisan ran to her limelight ten meters away, the conductor said: "we go back to the community, you jump into the swimming pool to wash slowly."

Shen Ruolin came to him. First she moved slowly, and then she walked faster and faster. Chen shisan had to remind him: "be careful, there is another cesspit on the left, please go around OK, go straight... " This vegetable field belongs to every family, one manure pit for each family, which is also a dangerous minefield all over the place.

Shen Ruolin is still speeding up, and finally she gets to the road. She runs faster, almost catching up with Chen shisan. Her obsessive-compulsive disorder of cleanliness is committed again, but she doesn't dare to move before, and now she runs like crazy.

They ran back to the community one after the other. Chen shisan prayed silently in his heart: "God! Have pity on this girl! Let the robbers leave ahead of time, otherwise the swimming pool won't work, and she will be tortured to death by obsessive-compulsive disorder of cleanliness... "

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