Chapter 1903

"Mr. Wilson, do you like to eat large intestine sashimi? Since you like it, I will arrange for the future logistics department to change all your meals to large intestine sashimi. I guarantee you You can eat it every day, until you feel like vomiting!"

Maria Hill, who has been known for her cold noodles and ruthlessness since the days of SHIELD, is certainly impossible to tolerate Deadpool. Provocation.

For her, what a rebellious fellow like Deadpool owes is training. If you want him to obey the command of own obediently and honestly, at the very least, he should be in awe of oneself. She originally planned to plan this matter well in the next few days. But now that Deadpool Oneself hits her head, of course she is impossible to be polite to him.

Sashimi of the large intestine, right? You like shit, right? I'll let you eat enough and see who we are crying and laughing in the end!

The woman who initiates a ruthless woman is not something ordinary people can withstand, and Deadpool didn't expect that oneself's mouthful for a time would actually provoke this end.

Although many people have said that his mouth smells like feces, but this does not mean that he really ate feces. He doesn't have a hobby in this area, and he doesn't plan to cultivate a hobby in this area. So when faced with the threat of this level of Maria Hill, he immediately acknowledged it.

"Spare me, sir. My mouth was simply out of my control just now. I simply don't know what I said. This is a mental illness. The doctor said my illness is called mental retardation. Sir, even if you follow the principle of sympathizing with disadvantaged groups, you can’t abuse me just because I’m a mentally retarded.”

Deadpool is not only softened in language, but also in action. The counsel is very thorough. He didn't even want any face, he already threw himself down in front of Maria Hill, hugged her calf tightly, and pleaded bitterly to her.

Of course, it’s a plea, but in Maria’s eyes, the probability harassment is a bit bigger. You hell, who would rub her face so desperately on her thigh when she begged. This is also the value of how much Deadpool can use, so that she can't turn her face directly and shoot a gun in his forehead. But this is so, she is fed up with this to have no shame behavior.

"Get off my lap, Wade Wilson, or don’t blame me for being rude to you..."

"You must agree to my terms first. In addition, sir, I have to say, your body is really good..."

Maria Hill was furious, but Deadpool was enjoying it. And in such a special interaction, a cold voice suddenly blew like a cold Siberian wind, making the enthusiastic Deadpool like a little wolfdog who was still happy with Hehe was immediately frozen.

"My dear, what are you doing? Are you molesting other women behind my back?"

Like a rusty neck, Deadpool took a lot of effort to turn his own Come on the neck. And when he saw that he was standing on the corridor, looking at own Shakola, his fingers began to tremble.

"Dear...Honey, you are back!"

Almost exhausted and swallowed with full strength, Deadpool hugged him tremblingly Shakola with a lot of ingredients greeted her. And seeing his performance like this, Xia Kela's face also replied more gloomy.

"Yes, I'm back. It's just that I didn't expect to see such a scene when I got home. Wade, I was very good to you recently, so what did you give birth to? An illusion that shouldn’t be there. Or is there something wrong with your brain, have you forgotten my previous warning to you?"

"No, I don’t. My dear, my heart for you will always be Sincerely. Except for you, any other woman looks like a man in my eyes. Long legs, 36D, are actually not much different from long hairy legs and pectoral muscles. Except for you, dear. You are the only one in my eyes!"

Deadpool let go of Maria's thigh, and ran toward his wife like a little wolfdog in heat. In his mind, this should be a very romantic scene. There are flowers, there is applause, and there should even be pink lights. Xia Kola will be moved by oneself's weeping bitter tears, and if not sure, she will forget the things she saw before.

This is a very beautiful idea, but it is limited to ideas only. Because he thought so, it didn't mean that Shakola thought so too.

Deadpool's brain is sick, this is true. There are also cancer cells in his mind till now. But Shakola has no such problem, as a Vampire, and one of the original Vampire. Her body is so good that it is almost impossible to show any disease. And to expect her mind to have the same problem as Deadpool, which is basically impossible.

So, her expression is just a look of disgust. She even said that when Deadpool rushed towards her, she unceremoniously stretched out a hand and pressed Deadpool's head to prevent him from getting closer.

"My dear, don't think I'm a fool. I'm not so easily fooled by you."

"That is, someone just held my thigh and treated me Say that I have a good body!" Maria Hill, who was watching the play, suddenly threw out such a sentence, and when she heard it, Shakola had cold light in her eyes. flashed, the subordinates immediately stopped showing mercy.

The original Vampire, but Lilith was created by divine force in the earliest stage, and was able to compete with the angels of God. In terms of strength alone, it is easy for Xia Ke to beat a hundred or ten deadpool people, and there is no problem at all.

The only thing that Deadpool can rely on is the magical undying ability of oneself, and this ability is placed right now, in this family environment, and at most it will allow him to suffer from domestic violence. Hold on for a while that's all.

Just like now, with a bang, he was already hit by Xia Ke's head and smashed into the floor. And it seemed that she was still a little uncomfortable, and Shakola gave him another kick and kicked fiercely on his chest.

The huge force directly stomped the chest cavity, and the skeleton and internal organs mixed with minced meat splashed and flew like a squeezed water ball.

Under such a heavy injury, although Deadpool will not die, it is inevitable to be in shock for a period of time and lie down for a while. And seeing this violent domestic violence scene right now, even Maria Hill, who was the initiator, couldn't help feeling stunned.

She has seen domestic violence, but she hasn't seen domestic violence of this level. If this is placed in an ordinary person's home, it can be directly convicted of murder and inhuman crimes, but in this special family, this seems to be normal?

Muttering in her heart, Maria Hill put a dangerous label on Shakola. And just when she was about to reveal her identity and formally negotiate with Shakola. However, Xia Kola asked her first.

"Who are you? I haven't seen you around here. Prostitute? No, this bastard Wade is not so courageous yet to call a prostitute at home. That is to say with him. He had such courage when his jerk friends fool around together. Say, who are you? If you don’t tell me clearly, don’t blame me for being rude to you!"

I have seen Xia Ke With the violent means before pulling, Maria Hill was of course impossible at this time and also concealed her own identity. She doesn't have the ability of Deadpool, if Xia Kela beats her, she will die.

finished apprenticeship died before swift. She didn't want this kind of thing to happen to own. So immediately, she explained her own identity to Xia Kola.

"I am Maria Hill, the vice president of this country. I came to Wade. Mr. Wilson has a confidential mission and wants to give it to him!"

The name of the vice president comes to body protection, although a little shame. But compared to being hammered here as a prostitute, it was still a result she could accept.

When she heard Maria Hill report herself to her family like this, she still squeezed her fist to give her a good-looking Shakola and immediately gave up her own plan.

Anyway, their family still has to rely on Wade's salary to support them. Although Shakola didn't have the own way to get more money, but she just wanted to be a housewife quietly, but she didn't destroy oneself's current idea of ​​a peaceful life. So, even though she was angry, she gave up the idea of ​​using violence to solve problems.

"Vice President? Well, madam, your background is so big that I don’t dare to do it easily. But I think I need an explanation. Even if you are the Vice President, you can’t just hook up. Husband from someone else’s family. Although my bastard looks like an egg scalded by a cigarette butt, he belongs to me anyway. What I hate the most is that other people move my things, so you'd better give it to me An explanation. Otherwise, even if I can't do anything to you, I can guarantee that your lace news will definitely appear in the 2nd day newspaper!"

Public opinion offensive? Well, this may work, but it may not be as effective as Shakola thought. One of the benefits of centralized power is that they no longer have to compromise on the so-called sound of a dish. It can be said that as long as Maria disregards own reputation, she can use any means to do whatever oneself wants to do.

The problem is that as a woman, she must be scrupulous about own reputation. So at the moment, she explained to Xia Kola.

"You misunderstood, Ms. Wilson. I came to court death because I had a confidential mission that he needed to complete. And the reason he showed that appearance, I think it’s all because of his personal The reason is that it has nothing to do with me. I don’t have any interest in a guy who is slick, bad-mouthed, and completely disregarded. So as long as you can take care of this gentleman in your family, I think we There won’t be any misunderstandings!"

"Wade, is it like this?"

I took a look at oneself. Behind him, he has regained consciousness and is working hard to remove the broken internal organs. Deadpool fighting in the stomach. Xia Kola knocked his head with her back heel, and then questioned Deadpool.

"Yes, there is nothing wrong with what she said, dear. My love for you can be learned from the sun and the moon, and I will never betray you!"

estimate This kind of domestic violence has not rarely occurred, so that Wade can give a complete set of answers without even stopping.

Of course, women’s jealousy is impossible to be dismissed so easily. So Shakola is still asking.

"Then why do you hold her thighs and praise her for her good figure? I have never heard you say such things to me!"

"Please, Honey, look at what you are wearing all day, and then look at others. They are the standard uniforms, the ones that show your figure. How about you? You wear undershirts and trousers like this all day, let me be lazy and don’t even take care of my hair. How to praise you. Seriously, you should really contact Little Spider’s wife more. You know, Little Spider’s fiancee wears sexy underwear when he comes home!"

Deadpool complained, and simply didn't know what kind of powder keg oneself had lit. And just when he finished saying this, Shakola had already exploded.

"Sexy underwear? How dare you say such things to me in such a tone, you human-shaped steer, you want me to wear...this way!"

There is magical radiance in Blink, and then peng sound, Shakola's image has suddenly changed from a housewife in undershirt and trousers to a sexy and attractive, lithe and graceful curve faintly visible in the appearance of a beauty in underwear. This appearance immediately caused the dead servant wolf to explode, and even oneself's broken spine was too late to correct, he suddenly turned over, and again and again nodded and said.

"That's right, baby, you are so sexy!"

"Maybe this is more to your appetite!"

Peng again Sound, Shakola's image turned into a violent queen in leather and holding a whip. In this regard, Deadpool made a long howl, and then shouted loudly without caring that someone was nearby.

"Whip me, female Lord Wang. I am willing to be trampled to death by your high heels!"

"Maybe I can satisfy you more like this!"

With a sneer, Xia Kela not at all satisfies the wishes of Deadpool, but directly transformed into a huge purple dragon. The huge body almost filled the entire living room, so that she had to bend down to barely squeeze the ceiling.

This is Shakera's real body, and it is also one of the original Vampire's special abilities. Each original Vampire has its own unique form, and Shakola is such a dragon.

She can swallow most of Deadpool with a single mouth. And when she just snarled at Deadpool like this, Deadpool was shaking.

"I know that my real Fiend Form can't please you, my husband. But I think you should take into account my feelings more or less!"

"Actually The one in the middle is better, dear. Besides, I actually like the way you are now, as long as she doesn’t appear in front of me often. Well, dear. I was wrong, I swear, I’ll never pick you up again. Choosing four of them! Forgive me!"