Yinghu middle school.

The launch of live broadcast has already ended.

The mood of the first class of senior high school is like the tide rising and falling, stimulating the return to stimulation, but also always pay attention to preparing for the college entrance examination.

Fortunately, this lesson is biology, the content is to make the volume, and it is finished, the paper does not need to be handed in.

That's a great fit for attention.

Zhang Xiaoke, originally wanted to calm down a bit, and slept a lot.

But as soon as she was lying on the table, her thighs were beeping and shaking.

Oh no, not thighs, it's a chain of vibrations driven by mobile phones in your pocket.

Zhang Xiaoke took out his mobile phone and saw it. It was master's video phone!

This emotion came up, lifted his head, saw biology teacher is also in the semi sleep state, then raised his hand to ask for instructions to go to the bathroom.

But in fact, she took out the makeup mirror and the cosmetics to repair it when she left the classroom, and then opened the beauty plug-in to repair her face. In fact, she had just got through the video application as soon as she left the classroom.

"Hi, what is the master doing? I'm in class."

"Wow..." Li Zheng was surprised, "who are you?"

"Ha? You called me! "

Just said, Lin Yue Jing from the corner close to the screen, giggling: "is the beautiful camera."

"Where is there, mobile phone with ~ ~" Zhang Xiaoke covers his face. "Hurry up, class."

Li Zheng hurriedly raised his hand and said, "then you should go back to class, and call back after class."

"It's OK, biology class."

"Oh, then go on." Li Zheng soured and said, "yes, Lin Yu Jing and I are preparing for a simple test competition, which requires an independent third party to determine the fields and topics. You are the first person we think of, and don't let our trust down."

“???” Zhang Xiaoke stared and said, "Ming Ming just kissed her mouth. I was given video, just this

Lin Passover immediately came up and scolded: "don't mention that!"

"Er..." Zhang Xiaoke said, covering his forehead, "you are so boring. I think there is something interesting It's not easy to be together. Your first thing is to compete in exams? Is it a decision to make Decision... "

Zhang Xiaoke said, mouth gradually round up: "I understand, you really have a lot of sentiment."

"Good." Li Zheng pointed his eyes through his soul to the screen. "It is a very important competition. Can we believe you, Zhang Xiaoke?"

While speaking, Li Zheng's eyes flash around and around madly.

Although the language is serious, the attitude of eyes is actually very low -

you and I help master!

"Yes!" Zhang Xiaoke clapped his thigh. "I have given it. The problem has come out of my head!"

Li Zheng nodded: "then you send us the question as soon as possible and specify the time limit. We will send you the answer within the time required."

"No need." Zhang Xiaoke takes chest with confidence, "you take a piece of paper, now you will answer the question."

"Well." Lin Passover Jing again strong put together the screen, "but to test our question, can your brain melon turn over?"

"Ha." Zhang Xiaoke blinked in a single eye, "prepare paper and pen, and Xiaoke's second-time yuan examination is coming!"

"The second dimension!" Li Zheng looks like a shock.

"The duality?" Lin Passover was tight with a tight eyebrow.

Then there was a scorching look at each other.

Li Zheng: Although I don't understand, she can't understand it. Relatively speaking, I often read comic books provided by Zhang Xiaoke, which has advantages.

Lin yuejing: Li Zheng must think I don't understand, but in fact, I really don't understand However, this does not mean that the people around me don't understand. Chen Wei's individuals are all the same. In fact, I have been forced to learn some knowledge Besides, Mengxi and sister Xia often talked before, so

"Yes." Lin Yue Jingchong the screen and points out, "but it can't involve the comic book you lent Li Zheng. It is a binary he has never contacted."

"That's what it has to be." Zhang Xiaoke took a chest again. "I am just."

Li Zheng has tried to restrain the sneer at the corner of his mouth, and he has found a paper pen.

It's too young. Lin yuejing is still too young.

First, don't say how much Xiao Ke's elbow is.

Have you forgotten my painting ability?

Sorry, I understand comic books a little bit.

Moreover, in addition to the painting strength, Li Zheng has a huge hidden advantage in the secondary aspect.

That's his father!

Li Yi also has a hidden identity --

the real second dimension.

If the comics that were accumulated from childhood were not thrown away by mom, I'm afraid I don't have so many places to put up exercises.

Dad!

Your sacrifice.

It's worth it.

Son is going to find the field today!Li Zheng generally put pen and paper, and then put the mobile phone on the desk.

Then, he and Lin Yujing naturally held the two ends of the table and covered the paper with their arms to avoid being peeped at.

Usually, they have a strong sense of self-esteem, and they are not even able to make a posture to prevent them.

But this time, it's really important.

The previous wars were just a city and a pool.

This time, it was the capital battle, the king's life and death battle!

We must have the consciousness of unscrupulous means.

Li Zheng felt that the lost blood was on fire again.

It's been a long time. I haven't been so devoted to winning an exam for a long time.

Similarly, Lin Yujing's forehead exudes the sweat which has not been seen for a long time. It seems that he has returned to the very ordinary mathematics examination scene in the classroom of senior two.

This time, she is confident that she can control her emotions and is not careless.

After a brief account, Zhang Xiaoke also strolled to the playground under the tree and nodded steadily.

"I see. Now I'll give you the necessary instructions."

"It's all multiple choice questions. The questions are dictated by me. You can answer them as soon as I say them."

"Write the answer on a piece of paper and light it up in 30 seconds. I'll give the result on the spot."

"One point for each question, the first three points wins."

"If you have three points at the same time, you will continue to add questions until you decide the winner or loser."

"Because it is a two-dimensional examination, so the questions and solutions, please follow the path of two-dimensional."

"In the end, the loser will become" love "this week Mei The loser of "big turntable."

"Although I don't listen to what I say, I have to stand on the winner's side unconditionally and try to please the other party as much as possible ~ ~"

"Hey, I want to play a little bit of what I said." Zhang Xiaoke covered his face and raised his eyebrows. "I'm so excited if you don't add one to me.

" don't talk nonsense and come up with a topic. "

"Well, let's go back and play with no scum."

Zhang Xiaoke could not help rubbing his hands excitedly: "remember, quietly, you promised to play with me alone ~ ~"

" Look back. "

Zhang Xiaoke then stiffened his face and showed a finger very seriously.

"The first question, please listen to the question -"

"in the world of Beidou Shenquan, which sentence should the hero say to the meal before eating is the most appropriate one for him."

"A. hello"

"B. goodbye"

"C. I'm moving"

"D. You're dead"

Li Zheng and Lin yuejing wrote down the answers almost without thinking, right After a look similar to option D, highlight the paper at the same time.

Two D's.

"Shit!" Zhang Xiaoke scolded, "is it so obvious?"

Li Zheng shook his head and said: "although I don't know what this is, I can only choose D

"Well, this is the second dimension." Lin Qijing shook the paper and sipped, "love, love."

"Bang..." Zhang Xiaoke said with a smile, "well, the first question is only for you to use the situation introduction, and the next is the real test."

"The second question, please listen to the question -"

"[Aojiao] is set by the evergreen tree of the second-dimensional works. Who is the originator of the" Ao Jiao "attribute

"A: Yaliu · tomotaka · Langley"

"B: Yuban Meiqin"

"C: Sigong Huiye"

"D: begita"

this time, Li Zheng and Lin yuejing have not started writing.

It's too difficult. The problem is too difficult.

But not without a clue.

In fact, they all know one of the four options.

Li Zheng, I still have some impression on the name of vegeta. My classmates in primary school have discussed about Qigong wave.

If you remember correctly, he should be a strong man.

So let's get rid of this interference and choose from the first three.

Lin yuejing, who knows Sigong Huiye, clearly remembers that during the week-long work of the test group, several male colleagues were busy day and night, but they always watched an animation together at the same time.

Lin Qijing didn't know what animation it was, but still clearly remembered that they were fighting for who was the wife.

"Hui ye my wife!"

"My wife!"

"Ha ha, I'll take the Secretary away!"

Lin Yujing understood the thoughts and jokes of the old and secondary school students.

But she never understood, robbing a wife means robbing a wife

Why take Zhao Zhenhua away?

In short, these memories give Lin some clues.

Si Gong Hui ye, should be a standard Ao Jiao department character?

But the problem is, this question is not "who is more arrogant", but "who is the ancestor".Obviously, as the ancestor, it should appear in the old animation.

And the test group of the old two elements, every week waiting for updates of the animation, should still be serialized, not too old.

So C is obviously excluded.

So a, B, D

I still don't know!

Neither Li Zheng nor Lin Yujing could have imagined that one day they would have to solve problems through Chunmeng.

Finally, almost 30 seconds stuck, two people reluctantly light out the answer sheet.

Li Zheng: [A. tomorrow incense. 】

Lin Yujing: [D. begita]

Li Zheng had no hope for this question, but he was happy to see Lin's answer: "ha ha ha, D is a man, are you stupid?"

"Men's" "Ah It's over... "

"What do you think, how can you choose begita?"

Lin Qijing explained flatly: "I judge from pronunciation BeJ ī TA, the name is intuitively more arrogant Maybe it's because the stress is in the front, and the last ending is relatively light. It has the feeling of arrogance and coquettishness, which is especially important at first, and then slowly Counseling... "

"Quite reasonable, but it's a pity..." "You are dead," Li Zheng said with a smile

"Well, you don't have to, do you?"

"No, I've just opened up my potential and dug out a deep memory." Li Zheng lit his brain and said, "if you remember correctly, the role of tomorrow incense should have existed before we were born, and it's my dad's favorite character."

"Ah! Uncle Li likes this? "

"He still has a hand to do, but my mother threw it away." Li Zheng said with a laugh, "I'm ashamed to say that it's because of the fact that I've done it by hand that I think of tomorrow incense. It's an animation from the 1990s, and it can't be any older."

"Er..." Lin Qijing gritted his teeth and covered his head. "It's actually knowledge from this strange channel..."

"It's not surprising." Li Zheng's face suddenly became heavy. "My father's life is not easy. If he knew his miserable experience and helped me at such an important moment, he would surely leave tears moving."

Li Zheng said and nodded to the screen: "announce the answer, Xiaoke. My victory is the best consolation for tomorrow incense and my father."

"I'll tell you." Zhang Xiaoke clenched his fist and jumped up 3 cm. "The answer is d!"

“???” Li Zheng sat down.

“!!!” Lin Yue Jing took off.

"Oh, this question can only be worked out by my second dimension."

Zhang Xiaoke explained with dignity.

"Arrogant and coquettish" refers to the characters who are usually tough and arrogant. However, they don't hate or even like others in their hearts. They just hide their coquettishness with pride just because they are shy and shy. "

"What can be tested now is that the most suitable character and well-known character is vegeta in" seven dragon beads ". This cartoon was created by Mr. Niao Yama since 1984, which is worthy of being the ancestor level cartoon."

"It's a pity that tomorrow incense is almost right. It's a few years later than begita."

"Uncle Li, it's still a little bit short..."

"Wait!" Li Zheng raised his hand and complained, "men can be arrogant?"

"Oh, oh." Zhang Xiaoke pointed to the screen and glared in the past, "pay attention to your words. Only people in the last century would think that only women can be arrogant. Be careful to be hit by boxers."

"Ah..." Li Zheng hated to beat the table, "I didn't expect there was such a layer..."

"Silence is great." Zhang Xiaoke had to exclaim, "he even analyzed the role from the perspective of pronunciation, smelled the taste of arrogance from such a scientific research spirit way, and Xiaoke called all majors directly."

"Flattery, coincidence." Lin Qijing gave a slight smile, cut her hair, glanced at Li Zheng, covered her mouth, and said with a sneer, "maybe, this is the will of God, don't Huhu..."

"Man is better than heaven." Li Zheng raised his hand and said, "it's useless to say more. The next topic."

Zhang Xiaoxiao is ridiculous, excited smile.

Master, master, are you today?

Isn't it time for you to dump me with two catties of paper?

Isn't it time for you to get 730 and find the topic simple?

Br >

struggle in the abyss!

"Yes, master. I just look after your spirit. Come on!"

With a sneer, Zhang Xiaoke said the third cruel topic -

"when a person says [it is clearly that I came first], as a second-dimensional person, the first reaction should be -"

"A: praise him."

"B: kill him."

"C: help him."

"D: ignore him."

The abyss, indeed, is the abyss.

Li Zheng has no idea.Even in the face of Riemann's conjecture, he should have more ideas At least some meaningless path attempts can be made

It's too hard. It doesn't make sense.

The only thing he can be sure of is that, at least, Li Yi, the second elder, didn't say that.

I came first

Is this man cut in the queue?

Is this a complaint against the queue jumper?

Is it necessary to choose "C. help him" when facing queue jumping?

But this is a quadratic problem, obviously can't use common sense to think

Lin qiojing also fell into a bitter battle, biting his nails.

It was another hard 30 seconds later, both of them showed the answer at the same time.

Li Zheng: B. kill him.

Lin Qijing: A. praise him.

"Wow." Zhang Xiaoke said in surprise, "I didn't expect that the quality of the answer is so high."

"Tell me the answer." Li Zheng urged.

"Alas..." Zhang Xiaoke shook his head and said, "master, it's a 2:2 draw ~"

"yes!" Li Zhengzhen shook his fist and looked at Lin Yue Jing with a smile, "I said, man can conquer nature."

"Why..." Lin Qijing didn't scratch his head and said, "I always feel I should praise you."

Zhang Xiaoke waved his hands and laughed.

"Well, there is a part of the second dimension that praises, but that's a small number of evil dimensions, and most of the just ones will be killed."

"[I came first] is a dialogue in the white photo album. This is a game adapted love oriented animation, which tells about a very tangled love triangle between winter horse, snow vegetable and male owner."

"because the characters and dialogues are too popular, some people support Shelley, scold Dong Ma as a junior, others support Dong Ma, and call Shelley a bichi. ”

"this kind of debate has been going on all year round, and over time, a group of people who study the white album to prove their views have been born, that is, the Bai scholars."

"Whether it's post bar or QQ group, white experts are everywhere, forming a terrible white terror, in a moment, everyone yelled."

"Therefore, once a person says" I came first "as a second dimension with a sense of responsibility, his first reaction must be to kill him and maintain the order of the world."

"Of course, there are a small number of evil elements who will choose to praise him. It's right to kill such people at the same time."

"In the end, I have said so much. In fact, there is only one reason why I came up with this question -"

Zhang Xiaoke rounded his face and shook his arms:

"dongma Xiaosan AAAAA..."

Lin qiojing directly reached out and ordered silence. Then he said to Li Zheng, "how do you know?"

"Yes." Li Zheng sneered, "if the normal thinking doesn't work, it's right to choose the most bullshit."

"It's all right..." Lin Qijing bit his nails and said, "it must be Uncle Li's second yuan legacy."

"You don't understand. A man is a teenager until he dies." Li Zheng said with a smile, "suddenly I'm a little interested. Go back and look for some more comics."

Then he hit the touch mute.

“aaaaa!!” Zhang Xiaoke just finished shouting, gasping for breath, "so, are you ready for the decisive question?"

"Come on."

"Oh

Zhang Xiaoke spoke excitedly --

"a defeated dog refers to a character who fails in a love party struggle. He is clearly very attentive and hardworking, but can only watch the hero and other roles together in the end."

"Which of the following characters is not a loser

[a. zecun Spencer Yingli]

[B. yubibin Jieyi]

[C. REM]

[D. Nakano Yihua, Nakano ernai, Nakano Sanjiu, Nakano may]

[E. Kobayashi]

[F. berry]

[F. all of the above! 】

Li Zheng could not bear: "Why are there so many choices in this question?"

"It should be a dog word, Xiaoke is more excited..." Lin qiojing looked at Zhang Xiaoke who was breathing heavily on the screen and said, "I already know the answer..."

After that, Lin yuejing wrote down the answer easily, turned over the paper and made a gesture of "please" to Li Zheng.

Looking at the excited Zhang Xiaoke, tasting Lin Yujing's choice.

Li Zheng has no need to think about it.

Obviously, this is a hobby. Zhang Xiaoke has a morbid love for this kind of loser.

So many options are nothing more than sprinkling salt on their wounds to satisfy Zhang Xiaoke's hobby.

The so-called evil element in the second dimension is probably her own

After writing down the answer, Li Zheng directly showed up the volume --

[F. all of the above! 】

"Chi..." Lin Qijing didn't hold back, but he grinned and showed his answer slowly——[C. REM]

"what?" Li Zheng was shocked, "you cheat me!"

"Do you have any?" "I just said that I know the answer ~ ~"

however, Zhang Xiaoke on the screen panicked: "wait What's the matter with your confidence My correct answer is indeed f! "

"No Lin Qijing shook his head and said, "from your definition, whether a character becomes a loser or not depends on the complete ending of the story, but the story of rem should not be finished."

Zhang Xiaoke's eyes widened and widened Oh!! So There's a chance for Remy to go! "

Then she asked, "but how do you know that REM's story is not over? It doesn't make sense. "

Lin said with a sneer: "I have a group of second-dimensional colleagues. No matter how busy they are every week, they will get together to watch the animation at the appointed time. I don't know anything else. I only remember a few words they said, such as" Remy my wife "and" Huiye my wife ". I didn't expect to use them all."

"That is to say..." Zhang Xiaoke glared, "because you find a colleague saying" REM "when chasing after others, you are sure that REM's story is not over, and then use the definition of" loser "to overturn my original answer It's quiet. It's a victory for scientists. "

"Wait..." Li Zheng sat rigidly on the chair. Although he was on the verge of despair, he still wanted to struggle for a while, "by what?! Your colleagues are not my colleagues. Why have I never noticed them watching anime together? "

Lin qiojing got up with a smile and walked towards Li Zheng step by step.

Every step, they become tall and cruel.

When he reached the front, he was as terrible as the devil.

"Because you've been learning." Lin Laomo patted Li Zheng's head and sneered, "are you ready?"

“……”

On the screen, Zhang Xiaoke also coughed his throat.

"Then I declare."

"This week, quietly win!"

"Master must be an invincible and considerate little boyfriend within 7 days."

"He dotes on silence, loves quietness, and satisfies the unreasonable demands of silence. He is as humble as Uncle Li in his mouth."

"At the same time next week, you can ask me for a question."

"Well, the bell is over. The next is Chinese class. I dare not escape."

"Master, come on ~"

"wait a minute." Li Zheng glared at the screen and said, "the topic is too malicious. I want to add learning tasks to you..."

"Oh, the signal is not good. Director Sun is coming! Oh, director, don't confiscate my cell phone! "

After a false shake of the screen, the signal was completely cut off.

Li Zheng, take a long sigh.

The value of learning ability is not absolute. Who knows that this time is so coincidental

It's only a week. It's been a few decades since Lao Li bit his teeth. He's not very happy.

This time, Lin is lucky. Next time, he has to find a reliable person to write a question.

And at this time, Lin Yue Jing, I do not know when has been lying back to the beginning of the window.

He stamped his foot hard.

"Angry, you bully people!"

As time goes back, everything goes back to its original state.

Quiet or quiet.

However, Li Zheng is not the man who is not angry.

He struggled for a long time, finally pulled the chair close to the past, gently patted the back of Lin Yue Jing.

"Not angry, not angry..."

"Hum ~ ~" Lin yuejing twisted his body, "pat sleep!"

"Just keep shooting until you fall asleep..."

"Well." Lin Qijing hummed and hawed, "if you feel bored, you'll start..."

"No worries, no worries." Li Zhengshun rubbed and patted Lin yuejing's back gently, "sleep Sleep My dear... "

"Stop singing, stop singing Just shoot it. "

"Oh..."

It won't take a moment.

The snore was fainter than Wangcai.

Lin Yujing really fell asleep!

Ah? It's very good. It's very noisy.

Looking at Lin Yue Jing who sleeps in the past with a sweet smile.

Li Zhengwu.

So what she wanted.

It's so simple

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