Chapter 180

Although it is a sudden shopping, but this is actually a well thought out choice.

The first is the level of relaxation, which has accumulated to Lv. 3356360 hours at random.

Just at the same time, 72 hours of shopping and relaxing every month have been refreshed.

In addition, but the mother's aesthetic make-up is very good, would like to exchange.

Still have, but mother treat a meal, always want to go to the business district, this hotel's meal already ate vomit.

Moreover, it is necessary to have a haircut.

Combined with so many factors, we have this strange shopping trip.

On the way, she learned that her mother's job was to act as an agent and purchase agent for a small number of luxury goods. She also tried to build her own brand. However, luxury goods were unreasonable and had little to do with quality. It only had to do with brand and marketing. In the end, she had to give up.

With his mother, Li Zheng's strange knowledge also increased a lot.

As usual, he had no interest in such knowledge.

But after spending two weeks with chemistry, knowledge without elements and molecules becomes delicious.

For example, after two weeks of hot pot, even a washed cucumber is delicious.

All the way to shopping, hairdressing and eating, Li Zheng and Ke Ma talked very happily.

Zhang Xiaoke is a little bitter.

She felt like a passer-by all the way.

Sure enough, to master

Dress up or anything is fake.

Only with knowledge as bait can we catch it.

……

At more than eight o'clock in the evening, Shi Yangcai and many others left the restaurant and stepped on the elevator.

We looked at each other speechless and tasteless.

Damn it.

This half day's rest is better than none.

After parting, Shi Yang returned to the door with his hands in his pocket. Seeing that the "do not disturb" light was off, he rang the doorbell.

After confirming that there is no one in the room, he sighs, swipes the card to open the door, enters the room and turns on the light.

Looking at the empty room and the piles of physics books and comics on his desk, he sighed again.

Why can't I meet a cute girl who likes chemistry?

With such doubts, he went to the toilet alone, brushed his teeth, took a bath, and prepared to go to bed.

Just as he was about to go to bed, he suddenly looked tight.

Hair!

Long hair!

He picked up the long hair from the sheet in astonishment.

The eyes gradually turned red.

Damn it!

Li Zheng!

Why In Laozi's bed!

Between grief and anger, the door opened.

Shi Yang pinched his hair and rushed to the door.

But before he started to scold, he was stunned.

Shit.

This force.

I'm handsome again.

The brand-new short warped sexy partial, the brand-new masculine modelling leather jacket.

Brand new leather boots, brand new burst jeans.

Plus the slightly modified stubble.

What the hell are you doing?

Why are you brothers with such people?

I dare not talk to him!

Li Zheng stood in front of the door with two big bags, but he was a little shy: "changed a shape, adapt to it."

“……” Shi Yang bit his teeth for a long time, and finally raised his hand to show the hair. "I found it in my bed, you Explain it. "

Li Zheng looks at the hair.

It's like a familiar scene.

He remembered vaguely.

One day after Tang Zhifei's home visit.

Ning'er picked up the hair on the sofa, which is the same with Lao Li.

At that time, Lao Li was very flustered, or he helped him to solve the encirclement.

Li Zheng, of course, was not flustered at all. He only went into the room and closed the door: "it's strange that she's sitting on your bed. Isn't it strange that she doesn't fall off?"

"It's just Sit down? "

"It's like lying down for a while?"

"Damn it! Why not lie in your bed

"I had a lot of things on my bed at the time."

"Er ah!" Shi Yang hugged his head and said, "well, that's reasonable."

"Well, just lie down. What's the big deal?" Li Zheng put down his things, put on his slippers and went into the bathroom, ready to brush his teeth. "I know you like spicy food. There are spicy crayfish in the bag for you. Just six. Don't eat more."

"Oh?" Shi Yang instantly sniffed, along with the smell, as expected from Li Zheng's bag out of a box of crayfish, instantly turned sad into joy, "yes, brother, understand me!"

"If her mother hadn't come, she would have called you along." Li Zheng squeezed toothpaste and said with a smile, "eat while it's hot."

"Mom?" Shi Yang sat in front of the bathroom door, opened the lunch box and said, "her mother Bring her with you? So Open? ""What do you want? I'm just on a business trip." Li Zheng was holding a toothbrush and swearing, "this lobster is her mother's direct order to pack, just to bring back for you."

"Good mother, good mother." Shi Yang then put on his plastic gloves, grabbed a crayfish and chewed it. As he chewed, he muttered, "say, brother Zheng I've been with you for so long, and it doesn't improve much Or teach me some secret skills. How can girls come to you from afar

"It's clearly the concern between the students. How can you say it's so disgusting..." Li Zheng gargles his mouth and shakes his head. "Indeed, your emotional intelligence is really too low. I will give you three hard rules. You can only abide by these three rules. Although you will restrict the play, you will never suffer losses, and it is better for you not to play."

"Brother Zheng, please!" Shi Yang dropped the lobster and looked up at Li Zheng.

Li Zheng thought a little, and then coughed his throat and said: "first, take care of your eyes and mouth. Don't look at the places you shouldn't see, don't say things you shouldn't say. You should fully respect each other. Even if you have evil ideas in your heart, you should try your best to disguise yourself as relaxed as possible, and make a look that is knowledgeable and not disorderly. In summary, there are five big characters - steady and not frivolous."

Hearing this, Shi Yang nodded: "it's reasonable But how to be steady and not frivolous? "

"Well It's almost the state of discussing chemistry problems. "

"Yes, I'm good at it." Shi Yang couldn't wait, and he took out a crayfish, "what about the second one?"

"Second, you can only trust the expression of a woman, not what she says." Li Zheng said between mouthwashes, "when human face-to-face communication, facial expressions reveal the most information and are the most accurate. Especially when communicating with women, what they say in their mouth is basically disturbing the audio-visual, which is equivalent to the interference item of multiple-choice questions, which is very easy to hit."

“！！！” Shi Yang heard the scalp numb, like the pepper in the crawfish on the head, exclaimed, "I see! Women's words are used to disturb, ah, expression is the king! It's really brother Zheng. It's a force. "

"What's exciting about that? It's just entry-level." Li Zheng rinsed his toothbrush and explained, "in order to make it easier for you to understand, for example, when a woman talks to you, she looks left and right, which shows that she wants to end the conversation early. Even if she says," Wow, Shiyang, you are so smart ", don't believe it. At this time, you can take the initiative to say," you're busy, and we'll discuss this problem when we're finished. " More favors. "

"Yes, Miss Li." Shi Yang patted his thigh, "no wonder! Is there any other example of a girl who only talks to me once and then ignores me any more? "

"There are too many to enumerate. Take Lin yuejing for example..." Li Zheng admires the Hu shape in the mirror and says with a giggle, "she seldom talks, so most of the time she can only judge by her expression. Interestingly, her expression is often opposite to her idea. For example, she stares at me fiercely. This is not to hate me, but to expect me to be more forceful and bring her more challenges and stimulation."

"Wow! I don't understand this at all, Miss Li. "

"I can't help it. This is the third level. Your rank is too low. You'd better accumulate it slowly." Li Zheng packed up his toothbrush cup, went out of the bathroom and taught him to his face, "finally, the third one, forever, forever, never, never take the initiative to stir up topics with" sexual elements ", let alone talk about" chasing girls ". This kind of thing is like blowing out an alcohol lamp with your mouth when doing an experiment. It's an absolute dead hole, and it's an instant zero point."

Shi Yang Leng Leng said: "the girls are not very open now?"

"Fool, openness is divided into different people. You should be familiar with it to a certain extent." Li Zheng tried to point his head, "if not in the other party's favorite area, will only break the river and mountain, even if in, but also careful."

Shi Yang swallowed his mouth to spit, gasped and asked: "that If it's a girl who takes the initiative What about the topic? "

"Well This one... " Li Zheng shook his head heavily, "I haven't experienced From my point of view, this kind of thing will disturb the mind and affect learning. It is better to discuss it after marriage. If there were girls in high school, they would try something for me I'll probably stay away, just like the 174 girls who wrote me love letters

“……” Shi Yang felt a serious discomfort, "squeak" to burst the head of the lobster, "your mother And said you are not scum... "

However, as a science man, he still found Li Zheng's loophole, and immediately vomited off the lobster head and asked: "you are talking about a large probability, what is the remaining small probability?"

"You ask too much. Don't push your luck." Li Zheng a flash back to the bathroom, "well, now according to Feynman learning method, you refine and summarize."

"Well, Miss Li..." Shi Yang had to put down the lobster for a while and pondered, "when you are with a girl, you should look directly into each other's eyes, keep your eyes on each other, seriously and seriously discuss learning. At the same time, you should always observe each other's expression. As long as the other party has a little trouble, you should ask her to leave, and always say honest words. Don't be ambiguous. Is that what you mean"Not bad." Li Zheng nodded at ease, "I basically get along like this."

"Yes, I'll make a doggerel and recite it."

"Well, I can't help it. You're a savvy man. Just recite it."

"It's a bother for Mr. Li." Shi Yang summoned up his strength and yelled, "Laozi also wants to be a scum man like Mr. Li!"

"Well?"

"It's a macho, a macho."

"Well."

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