C27 farce

The First Hospital of Linjiang City was even more lively than usual.

In Lin Jiang city, there were male, female, female, old, and young who were visiting the sick. As long as they weren't sick, they wouldn't be able to get up and watch the great Sino-Korean battle with great interest.

To the side of Jiang Tianyu, a ruddy haired elder stroked his goatee as he spoke in a deep voice:

"Please listen to the question!"

The bespectacled middle-aged man who was standing to one side of the old man suddenly straightened his body and said in a clear Chinese voice:

"Please give a question!"

The old man smiled, "Speak, there is currently a patient, a 35-year-old man, who came for treatment due to 'Epilepsy of the eyelid with lumbar acid for 18 months'." Physical examination: BP16593mmHg; pressure concave edema in both ankles. Urinary routine: protein (RBC), RBC10-15HP, WBC0-3HP, 24h urinary protein quantification 19g. Plasma albumin 34gL, SCr 1328 μmolL, BUN 105 mmL. What was the most likely diagnosis? Please answer! "

"This …" Glasses frowned.

Before coming back to China, the Han doctors had done a lot of preparation to win the undeclared challenge. However, most of the books he recited were books on traditional Chinese medicine. He never expected that the Chinese representative would play such a trick! Medical case? And he even brought along a bunch of western medicine terms …

Glasses could only muster up the courage to guess as he saw the gloomy look in Pu Zheng's eyes: "Kidney …" Nephrotic syndrome. "

The old man laughed, "Wrong! The correct answer is, chronic glomerulonephritis! "

The old man had just finished speaking when a round of applause rang out from the surrounding crowd!

Medical University's No. 3 intern, Wu Hongchao, was very excited! It was not because the old man had won the first battle on behalf of the Chinese team. He was bringing glory to the country! It was because he had recognized the old man's identity!

Zhao Gang, head of the Education Bureau of Jiang City's Medical University! One must know that Zhao Gang was the one who gave the questions for the finals of each year's Grand Examination. He must remember the question just now! It might even appear on the examination paper! Wu Hongchao took out a pen and paper and started taking notes as if no one was around.

Elder Zhao stood up and walked to the tall man behind the glasses. His clothes fluttered in the wind as he stood with his hands behind his back. He raised his head to look at the sky. He looked desolate and forlorn.

"Please listen to the question!"

Having learned the lesson of his eyeglasses, the tall one felt extremely apprehensive. However, the other side was already in front of him, so he had to accept it even if he didn't want to.

"Please give a question." he said in an uncertain voice.

"Hehe, no need to be nervous. Those who come from a distance are guests. In order to show our manners as countries of etiquette, this question is a multiple choice question. One patient, a 64-year-old man, who was diagnosed with atrial fibrillation due to intermittent palpitations. He had been taking antiarrhythmic drugs for several years. Recently, he had experienced a slight cough and shortness of breath. A brain black gold B vitamin C amiodarone D spirulina tablets. Please answer! "

The tall one was overjoyed to hear this question, because he could do it! After Elder Zhao mentioned the four choices, he quickly shouted: "Select C! Pick question C! "

"Wrong!" The correct answer is, choose all of them! " Elder Zhao said proudly.

"How... "How could that be!" "…" The tall one was so anxious that his face turned red. Your brain's dark gold vitamins are useless for treatment! Why all of them! "

Elder Zhao leisurely said: "Please pay attention to the problem. My question is, what medicine did the doctor 'possibly' prescribe for him? Although other nutritional pills are useless, they are all possible. "

"I object! There was a problem with this type of question! It's obviously a text trap! " Pu Zheng-huan raised his hand to signal to the referee.

"The opposition is futile!" "The guard, Elder Liu, said solemnly. To have answered the wrong question means that you do not understand the basic situation of our country! The knowledge he had was not comprehensive enough! "Good, China will get one more point!"

There be a prolonged round of applause from the audience

… ….

At the same time, in a room not too far away from the hospital's entrance, Jiang Yunfan was patiently treating each patient one by one.

"You have to follow the doctor's orders, Chinese medicine is taboo..." He advised with all his heart.

"Look at your hand. It's called the liver palm. The degree of observation was still alright, as it was only in the early stages of chronic hepatitis. The alcohol should be banned, but the medicine can't be stopped … "" Oh? "" No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... He warned seriously.

"Hmm, from your pulse, I can see that the cold air has already left, but your spleen is weak. You should use it to right your heart and dispel evil, and use the last strike to destroy the dragon. Otherwise, your efforts will be wasted." Jiang Yunfan seemed to be deep in thought. Picking up a pen and paper that someone had put down, he said, "Come, I'll give you another recipe. You should properly consolidate it when you get back …"

… ….

When Jiang Yunfan, who had finally managed to catch his breath, heard the cheers, he also looked curiously through the window.

"Ugh …" What's next? " Jiang Yunfan turned his head and asked Feng Xiangzhi.

"Ask me." Feng Xiangzhi said snappily. Thanks to a genius doctor like you, I haven't checked the ward for the entire morning. Just like you helped the world from this hanging pot. "

"Hehe, what do you think? Do you admire me? I originally didn't want to accept disciples, but if a great beauty pleads with me to teach her one and a half moves, I wouldn't mind giving it to her with everything I have! " After taking off the genius doctor's coat, the essence of Jiang Yunfan's Big Tail Wolf was revealed without a doubt.

"F * ck off." Feng Jianxue gave Jiang Yunfan a gentle reply. "Then she called out to a nurse who had just walked past the door." Sigh! Ying Ran! What's going on downstairs!? "

The young nurse called Ying Ran turned around and saw Feng Xiangzhi. Smiling, she replied, "Our hospital's doctors are competing with the doctors from the Republic of Korea!"

Jiang Yunfan took a look. Aiyo! This Ying is definitely the buck tooth sister! When Jiang Yunfan thought of how he had almost been killed by Dou Qingwan, he felt a surge of anger.

"Little buck, don't run!"

"Aiya!" Seeing the appearance of Jiang Yunfan who had transformed into a Super Saiyan, she knew things were not good and quickly ran away.

"Doctor of the Korean State, did you meet that person last night?" Feng Xiangzhi was a little confused. What was that person's name?

"Yes, it must be him. He's enjoying the day!" Jiang Yunfan said with absolute certainty.

Feng Xiangzhi's face turned red as she spat lightly, "Pui!" Who would have such a name! "

Jiang Yunfan shrugged his shoulders. Why don't you just say that the Korean is eccentric. "

The two of them turned their heads away and looked at each other. Then, they shouted in unison, "Thousand Year Snow Lotus!"

After busying themselves for the entire morning, the two of them had actually forgotten about such an important matter! Go down! Win the thousand year snow lotus! " Feng Xiangzhi had seen Jiang Yunfan easily and easily solve the medical problem in her heart time and time again. At this moment, her confidence in Jiang Yunfan had been greatly boosted. It seemed that the moment Jiang Yunfan made a move, the doctors downstairs would be as useless as chickens and dogs.

"Yes." Jiang Yunfan didn't decline. After all, the thousand-year-old snow lotus was related to Ran Ping's life. This was something that he had to obtain!

After the two finished talking, one in front and one behind, they hurried downstairs.

Besides, downstairs, the arena battle had already reached the stage of punching, punching, and stabbing ….

"Excuse me!"

"Please speak!"

"Long live!"

"To be able to control twenty women without letting anyone escape, another person must have a beautiful appearance! If you can get rid of ninety-three women without letting anyone escape, you will be long live! "

"Excuse me!"

"Please speak!"

"If you are willing to ask but do nothing, what is the effect?"

"If you don't move, your strength will be stronger; if you don't move, your ears and eyes will be sharp; if you don't move, you won't leak; if you don't move, you won't lose any disease; if you don't move, you won't lose any; if you don't move, you won't lose any blood; if you don't move, you won't lose any strength; if you don't move, you have strength; if you don't move, you have strength; if you don't move, your body will light; if you don't move, your life will be intact; if you don't move, it all works for God."

… ….

This war of words was really cruel! The surrounding crowd were all clapping red! Praise for the rich medical knowledge of both sides!

The chins of Jiang Yunfan and Feng Xiangzhi had long since dropped to the ground. Actually, this wasn't a big deal. The few people on the stage felt their moral integrity drop to the ground.

She looked at the principal physician, who was usually highly respected in the hospital, and thought to herself, "What kind of princess is this?" She felt as if she were in a bad mood.

"Jiang Yunfan..." Are they competing in medical skills? " Feng Xiangzhi asked a question that even she did not believe in.

Jiang Yunfan looked at Feng Xiangzhi with a stiff neck, then nodded with an incomparably stiff expression. The Sutra of the Female Genius, a famous medical book.

Feng Xiangzhi was silent.

At this moment, the referee Old Liu announced the results of the first two battles. China and Korea are tied!

The audience went into an uproar!

Jiang Tianyu said with a sullen expression. These Koreans really did not come with good intentions! Who would have thought that even such unorthodox medical books as the "Pure Maiden Sutra", the "Pu Zi" and the "Dong Xuan Zi" would be studied so thoroughly! Presumably, the final battle will be extremely difficult! " He thought to himself.

Pu Zheng happily went back to his own city, his expression a little pleased. He thought to himself, if it weren't for these Chinese people sneaking and cheating right from the start, they would have already obtained absolute victory! In this final battle, the opponents were all western doctors. Without the aid of the apparatus, it was simply a dream to fight with a divine needle disciple like him!

Jiang Tianyu asked with a deep voice, "I wonder how we'll compete in this final battle?"

With a handsome smile, Pu oppa used his strange pronunciation in Chinese and said, "We will invite an audience member who came to see the doctor to diagnose and treat him. The fastest party will win!"

Jiang Tianyu's expression changed drastically! Diagnostics on the spot! This meant that he couldn't take a blood test, nor could he do a CT scan! Without the aid of scientific tools, these western doctors were naturally the weaker party!

"Objection!" Jiang Tianyu gestured at the referee. Most of our team is western medicine, we don't even have a stethoscope or anything! "

"The opposition is futile!" The guard Elder Liu was really addicted. He ignored Jiang Tianyu's anger and said in a professional tone, "Our Jiang City's number one hospital is a pilot hospital that combines traditional Chinese and western medicine. It is also the city's star hospital." From this point of view, the Korean team was the weaker party. "If you lose because of your staffing problem, it would also be your party's mistake in the selection of the preliminaries."

"Pu Zheng laughed even more heartily. That's right! Is there a need for traditional Chinese medicine in China, which always boasts that it is orthodox in traditional Chinese medicine? Hehe, if you guys don't have any good candidates, I can recommend a kid to you all! It must have been a long time since the show started! Do you dare to compete with me? "

Everyone's eyes followed the direction of Pu Zheng's finger. They saw a guy who looked like a silly goose. Nobody knew what he was thinking.

The beautiful doctor next to him quickly elbowed him.

"Ah... "Huh?" Jiang Yunfan finally came back to his senses.