Chapter 293

"Did you study liberal arts in college?"

Seeing the nerd's performance, Li Nanfang thought he was a scholar of literature.

Wu Yujie shook his head: "no, I studied economics in University. Liberal arts is useless. When the Japanese pirates were defeated in the Second World War, all the students of literature and art were pushed to the battlefield in China. Only science students were left to rebuild their homes. "

"Is there a bird's use in learning literature? No matter how good you learn, you can fly over thousands of mountains and rivers when Japanese invaders challenge our great China, and let those who commit crimes to China fall to the ground? There is a saying that every dog butcher is useless and a scholar. "

When the nerd said this, he suddenly realized that Li Nanfang was coming. He quickly stood up, grinned and rubbed his hands back and forth. He didn't know what to say.

"Sit down, brother. You're very angry with me."

Li Nanfang patted Wu Yujie on the shoulder, sat on the sofa and asked, "do you want to drink? I have it there. It's Erguotou. If you drink half a bottle, you will be able to fly to Hokkaido tonight and kill that stupid Japanese. "

"I'm kidding, Mr. Li. I'm not that good at it."

Wu Yujie was a little self-conscious, and then stood up, looking a little gloomy: "if I have - ha ha, Mr. Li, I'll make you laugh. It's time for us to go. It's time for you to have a rest

Taking off the black silk on her head, Wu Yujie took the suitcase and went out with her girlfriend.

At the moment the door was closed, his back looked so thin -

well, Li Nanfang admitted that he was suspected of pretending to be forced to say so. The bookworm was a little thinner, and his autumn clothes and trousers would not exceed 110 kg. He would like to know if his girlfriend would be frightened.

From tomorrow on, I will be a happy person, feed horses, chop firewood, travel around the world; from tomorrow on, I will care about food and vegetables; I have a house facing the sea, with warm spring flowers.

I don't know why, when Li Nan opened a bottle of Erguotou and drank with beef jerky, he suddenly thought of these poems.

This is a section of Haizi's representative poem, which is quite famous and loved by the majority of literary and artistic youth.

Li Nanfang also likes it very much, but he doesn't like to go to the seaside to build a house, chop firewood and feed horses. He prefers to be surrounded by many beautiful women and get drunk every day -

it's one thing to like the extraordinary artistic conception in some poems, but how to enjoy it in reality is another matter.

Now he doesn't like these poems any more. Maybe he was influenced by Wu Yujie, a indignant young man. He felt that he was a little affectable when facing the sea. He preferred the sentence of "supporting justice and killing dogs".

"From now on, I will be a dog butcher and drink a lot of wine and eat large pieces of meat; from now on, I will care about the time and how long the earliest flight to the island will arrive; there is a tongue waiting for me to cut, dip in sauce, light a campfire, face the sea, and blossom in spring."

After a few sips of Erguotou, Li Nanfang was full of poetry. He shook his head and chanted a few poems. He squatted heavily on the table and took out his mobile phone to book tickets.

"Hokkaido is a world tourist attraction. How can one not visit that place for a lifetime?"

After throwing down his mobile phone, Li Nanfang went to the window, unbuttoned his shirt, looked outside, closed his eyes for a moment, opened his arms, and called affectionately, "Hokkaido, I'm coming. Are you ready

If people are unlucky, they will plug their teeth when they drink cold water.

Similarly, if you are lucky, beautiful women will take the initiative to call you. At one o'clock in the morning, Li Nanfang came into the waiting hall of Qingshan airport and received a call from Yue Zitong.

After drinking a whole bottle of liquor, aunt Yue woke up again after sleeping in the middle of the night. She was burned by alcohol. She rolled from the sofa to the floor and from the floor to the door of the living room.

Oh, I can't help it. She's vomiting all the time. She's almost dying.

Before drinking, she was still looking forward to the earth's explosion, so that men, women, good people and bitches would all end up together, but now she doesn't want to die young.

I'm just like budding, oh, no, I've already bloomed once.

I'm just like a blooming flower, so beautiful, so everyone loves me. Why should I die?

Isn't it that Fusu has a girlfriend?

Isn't Longcheng trying to crush me?

I'm not qualified to be a fool if I'm not willing to be a fool.

I haven't lived enough, so I can't die here. After the death of alcoholism, the face is blue and purple. It's always frightening. It will affect my beautiful image.

"Help, Li Nanfang, come and help me. I'm dying. Come on!"

Yue Zi Tong was lying on the threshold, crying with tears.

At this moment, in addition to calling him, Yue Zitong will not ask others for help. No matter he LAN Xiaoxin or min Rou, the proud general manager Yue doesn't want them to see her in a mess.

Li Nanfang is different. Anyway, in his eyes, she is already a dirty and degenerate slut. It is normal for him to see the image of vomit.But the scum, who had been damned ten thousand times, even said, "listen to you, you are full of air. It doesn't look like you want to burp your fart. Drink, drink too much

"Yes, yes, I drank a whole bottle of 52 degree Niulanshan --- ouch! I, I especially did not expect that cheap wine would be so troubling. Li Nanfang, come and help me. I feel terrible. "

"It's OK, Niulanshan Erguotou is an excellent product of the Ministry and the province, and the national inspection exemption is reliable. I only heard that there were car accidents and deaths when I was drunk, but I didn't hear that there were people who died of pain. You should bear with it first, and then you will be OK after suffering. "

"You, you don't come!"

Yue Zitong got angry and yelled at the mobile phone.

"No

Li Nanfang said simply, "I never serve drunkards, especially drunkards."

"You are special"

"you are special!"

Li Nanfang interrupted her: "Yue Zitong, you are sick. You drink so much horse urine."

"I'm sick. Ha, hey, hee hee. I'm sick

Yue Zitong chuckled a few times and suddenly burst into a sad voice: "Li Nanfang, do you know why I want to drink? Because Helan Fusu has a new girlfriend! He, don't want me

"Congratulations."

Li Nanfang was silent for a moment and said faintly.

"Congratulations on what?"

Yue Zitong suddenly sucked his nose and laughed wildly: "Congratulations, am I finally dumped completely?"

"I'm not congratulating you. I'm congratulating your brother Fusu. At last, I can see that you're an abnormal psychopath and get rid of your entanglement. Well, you can continue to grieve over the spring and hurt the autumn there. I have something else to do. I'll say goodbye to you. "

"Don't hold up the phone, or you and I will not be finished! Special what, all said not to let you ring up the phone, how do you still buckle it? Asshole, asshole. With so many people in the world, why doesn't one really care about me? Why, ouch -- "

aunt Yue murmured and spat out a mouthful of yellow water. Then she lay down on the front step of the door with her mouth wide open and breathing heavily, and then she slowly lost her movement.

Even if it's a big night's sleep, you'll feel very tired.

The sky is bright, the sun is shining, and the autumn wind is gentle, with the joy of harvest.

Of course, in this cool autumn season, there will be no shortage of mosquitoes.

What's more, the mouth of mosquitoes at this time is more poisonous than that in summer. The folk custom says that, in July and half and August half, the mouth of mosquitoes is faster than that of mosquitoes in summer.

When Mr. Yue climbed out of the living room drunk in the middle of the night, he only wore a small Nightgown, two white thighs, face, neck, and half of his shoulder. All of them were small red packets bitten by mosquitoes, and even several dead mosquitoes were on the ground.

It's holding up.

Mr. Yue looked at the face in the mirror. He didn't know how long he was silent. He sighed and stepped into the bathtub. He picked up his mobile phone and called Helan Xiaoxin, saying that she was not feeling well today and had a rest day at home.

She has a good memory. When she woke up in the middle of the night last night, she called who she called, what she said, what people were saying about her, and even how many mosquitoes were lying on her body to have a good meal.

It would be a shame to change to another girl.

Yue will not. Even if she does ten times more than this, she will not feel ashamed.

The so-called disgrace is the patent of those who want face.

Now Mr. Yue is in front of Li Nanfang. Does he have much face?

If anyone came to ask her this question, she would have slapped her face and said she was blind.

Is not He Lan Fu Su to kick it, is not the lovelorn call Li Renzha for comfort, but was satirized by others?

It's nothing.

As long as general manager Yue can maintain her former dignity in front of all the people except Li Renzha, she is still the iceberg and snow lotus in the hearts of all employees and the great hero in the eyes of the people of the whole country.

Hero lonely, such as snow.

A real hero must endure loneliness, so that he can feel the beauty of summer flowers from the snow.

"I am a wolf from the north, soaking in the warm bathtub, the clear water overflowing, I'm charming -- oh, good body, who can enjoy it? Hero, lonely as snow. Hero, how can you not drink

Yue Yingxiong sang a few words, a wolf from the north, and a few words of emotion. He ran outside and brought a glass of red wine. He put his arm on the edge of the jar and shook it gently. He held his mobile phone in his right hand, browsing the news on the Internet at will.

Such natural and unrestrained, just accord with her heroic identity.

Now the most eye-catching news on the Internet is the video of junnan Liucun.

In particular, yesterday, he spat out his tongue and yelled, and the scene of who dares to cut the good message has stimulated all the Chinese people, and the Internet is full of swearing.

Some people suggested that Huaxia should send the legendary shadow agent to Hokkaido immediately and cut off the Japanese pirates' words. This proposal was held up by millions of people, and the voice was the highest.But Yue Zi Tong didn't think so. He laughed contemptuously: "fool, do you think you think of this? If you don't beep, Huaxia may do it again. But now it won't. If something goes wrong with that guy, it will depend on Hua Xia. Moreover, the Japanese pirates will also send a large number of agents to protect the lovely men and women. "

"Alas, it's a pity that I can't cross the sea and cut the thief under her horse alone. I'm sorry."

Yue Zitong suddenly found that narcissism was the best way to adjust his state. After several shameless words, he felt too relaxed and didn't drink any wine. He simply moved his hands together and joined the water army to attack Japanese pirates.

"There's a video. It's live!"

There are netizens in the forum shouting: "special, look at the Japanese pirates handsome man is too arrogant!"

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