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If the old lady's small body could not be carried by the two muscular men, then there was only two possibilities.

First, the two people at the funeral home were putting on airs because they couldn't put in any effort.

However, the Director Wang was a businessman, who was very smart and stuffed with red packets very early on.

Secondly, the old lady was really too heavy. The two of them couldn't lift her, and in the end, the old lady's bedsheet was torn apart.

However, the old lady's corpse looked like it weighed at least eighty catties. How could both of them not be able to carry it?

Then, there was only one possibility, and that was that the old lady did not want to leave. She did not want to be buried or even cremated.

Although I was also extremely frightened, after experiencing so many things, my mental fortitude had become a little stronger. Furthermore, it was in broad daylight, so I didn't lose my head and chose to stand by the side and watch coldly.

This kind of situation wasn't mentioned in the book that grandfather gave me. Thus, at this moment, I was at a loss of what to do. There was nothing I could do.

Seeing that the old lady's body could not be carried, Director Wang became anxious. Gritting his teeth, he pulled out his sleeves and personally carried her out.

Although he was secretly surprised that the Director Wang would not be afraid of the taboo of "flesh and blood not lifting coffins", thinking about it, it seemed like this was the only method left to him. Even "Mister Taoist", upon seeing this situation, quickly cleaned up the people he brought along to eat, and the opportunity disappeared very early on.

Unfortunately, seeing that the three of them were using all their strength and the thick door board underneath the old lady was not moving at all, Director Wang was also extremely anxious. In the end, he turned his face and looked at me with a pleading face: "Master Ma, what should we do?"

I sighed and thought, "What should I do? "Serve it well!"

But, no matter what, taking someone's money and getting them into trouble, since I'm involved in this matter, it's still good to think of a solution.

Thus, I said to the Director Wang, "How about you plead with the old lady, or else this won't be a solution."

Hearing this, the Director Wang's face alternated between green and white, as he knelt down beside the old lady's corpse, and said in a low voice, "Mother, if you have any unfulfilled wishes, please leave it to me, I will definitely help you fulfill it."

The moment Director Wang's voice fell, the old lady seemed to have really heard it. Her hand that was originally lying flat on her stomach suddenly relaxed, and powerlessly drooped to the side of the door. With an extremely precise "pa" sound, she slapped Director Wang's face, who was kneeling at the side with his head lowered.

Ah!

Seeing the situation, the faces of the two knowledgeable staff members from the funeral home changed. They instinctively took two steps back and looked at Director Wang in fear.

No matter how I looked at it, it seemed as though the old lady who had already died had slapped Director Wang.

For a moment, the two of us looked at each other, stunned.

However, it was also at this moment that Director Wang stood up with a calm expression, glanced at his mother's corpse, and said in a low voice, "Again!"

Looking at his expression, my heart started beating faster. I thought how unfilial it was for Director Wang to let my dead mother slap him, so I instinctively took a step back and looked at Director Wang and the two cowering staff members who were holding up the door.

As expected, the door remained unmoved.

Seeing such a stalemate, I started to get anxious. If this old lady refused to get on the carriage, I wouldn't be able to finish it. If I couldn't finish it, I wouldn't be able to return home!

Director Wang looked as though he had lost his temper. After the two staff members let go of him, he didn't give up and continued to struggle aimlessly.

"Buzz!"

At this moment, an extremely soft voice entered my ears. I immediately quivered and hurriedly raised my head to survey my surroundings.

It wasn't that I was scared, but ever since I knew that I had been entangled by the two 'Nether Annihilation', I had been on tenterhooks, afraid that those two things would come back for me.

However, there was no sign of him.

I couldn't help but smile to myself. I thought that I might have made myself too popular, so I looked towards the old lady again.

However, I immediately saw through the problem with this glance.

So it turned out that those two "Apocalypse" were hiding in the creases of the old lady's clothes. If not for the old lady tearing the creases in her clothes from Director Wang's slaps earlier, it would have been difficult for me to discover them.

I was surprised and happy at the same time. The first thing I thought of was that the problem of whether or not the old lady's body could be carried around would definitely arise from here. Thus, I lightly touched Director Wang who was using his brute force and quietly pointed to the location where the two "Extinction Underworld" were hiding and said, "Director Wang, take a look."

Director Wang was currently very agitated. He looked at the two bugs and said, "Isn't it just two bugs?"

As he spoke, he reached out his hand to drive away the "Extinguish the Serene". Then, he lifted the door again.

What a coincidence, who would have thought that with just a light lift of the Director Wang's arm, the door actually made a "bang" sound.

"Quick, help!" Director Wang's face lit up, he immediately called for the two staff members to help him, leaving me in the dust.

However, this was good as well. It was better to burn them earlier and finish them later!

After the two staff members heard Director Wang's shout, they came back to their senses and hurriedly lifted the door board again. This time, it was much lighter, and the three very easily carried the door board towards the ice coffin.

Looking at this scene, I thought that everything was ready, only needed to be cremated.

However, I never expected that not long after the three of them lifted the door, the two deadly "Extinguishing Evil" would fly over again, and lightly landed on Director Wang's mother's corpse.

It was also at this moment that the expressions of the three of them changed. Their bodies violently trembled and their legs couldn't help but tremble. They actually put down the door with a bang.

I finally understand the situation in front of me. If I don't think of a way, this corpse wouldn't be able to be buried today.

When the two staff members saw this, their expressions greatly changed. They were extremely frightened. At this rate, the two of them would have probably gone on strike a long time ago.

Even though I didn't utter a word, after thinking about it for a long time, I tried my best to find a way to deal with the 'Apocalypse'.

On the other hand, Director Wang was panting heavily as he stared at the body of his mother that was lying on the door board. He did not make a sound for a long time, and no one knew what he was thinking about.

In the book Grandfather passed on to me, there was a method to deal with all kinds of situations, but there wasn't any type of method to deal with the current situation. Also, the most important thing was that my current ability was extremely limited, and I didn't have the slightest chance at all.

Seeing the stalemate in front of us, not only was Director Wang worried, even I was worried. If this were to drag on, I'm afraid that trouble would come again.

Thinking of this, I clenched my teeth and decided to put into practice that vague thought that I had in my head.

I believe that this is the sixth method, aside from the Five Elements of the Dao Arts.

Shoo!

As the saying goes, "one should not be afraid of the enemy". The word "bluff" could completely summarize the essence of this ancient military strategy.

"Director Wang, do you still have more paper?" I softly asked the Director Wang.

Director Wang who was looking down in thought heard this and was stunned, immediately becoming overjoyed, he nodded and said yes, there were a lot of them.

Thus, I followed Director Wang into the back room and instructed the two staff members to wait.

In my opinion, the reason why these two 'Nether Annihilation' were so fearless was because they did not want their bodies to disappear like this. Secondly, they wanted to see how weak I was and how I would be easily bullied.

In our countryside, there is always the tradition of pasting a door to repel evil spirits, but in reality, it is not known whether this pasted door gods really have the power, but I have to say, even so, this door gods actually seem to play a role in the end.

That's how my inspiration came about.

And this time, I was going to draw a picture of the Ghost General to bluff and bluff the two ghosts.

After Director Wang brought the paper over, I did not immediately use Spirit Realm, but first used the most conventional method, quickly drawing the outline of the Ghost General on the paper, and then slowly filled it in. In less than ten minutes, a strange, fiendish looking Ghost General appeared on the paper.

This time, however, I did not draw my eyebrows directly.

The reason I did this was because I had my own thoughts. In my opinion, those two 'Apocalypse' were genuine incarnations of ghosts, so it's impossible for them to be fake. Thus, I decided to add something dry into the Ghost General statue.

That's the eyebrow!

Apart from the eyes, eyebrows were the most important thing in determining a person's imposing manner. Therefore, if one wanted to bluff, then they had to make do with a single blow. Although this portrait was fake, one had to have sufficient momentum!

So I took out the White Bone Writing Brush, put my hands together, and gently pressed my index finger into the hole at the end of the White Bone Writing Brush, and gently read: "Spirit Summoning Yin and Yang, painting has the universe, tracing the two realms of the soul, brush tip has the divine soul!"

"Buzz!"

Just as I said that, a weird aura came out from the White Bone Writing Brush and at the same time, I felt a sharp pain at my fingertips.

When the time came, I once again grabbed onto the White Bone Writing Brush, steadily held it up, and once again shouted loudly, "There is a natural law in these two realms, the painting contains a divine light!"

At the same time, the tip of my brush shook rapidly, adding two blade-like eyebrows to the portrait!

Even though it was just two extra eyebrows that had a trace of charm to them, at the instant they landed, I felt as though the portrait was suddenly alive. With two furious glares and sharp eyebrows, the ferocious aura of the ghost and god in the painting leaped onto the paper.

"Master Ma, you …" Director Wang was also shocked as he stammered to ask me.

I was very satisfied with this painting, and laughed: "The characters in this painting have extraordinary origins, and they are the famous Ghost Master Zhong Kui."

After that, I ignored the Director Wang and walked towards the mourning hall with the Zhong Kui portrait in my hands.