Chapter 113

"Of course not for you. Anyway, I didn't plan to answer. I'm sorry to answer. Who yelled so loudly? My voice is small, and the person in charge of asking questions can't hear me. In addition, I'm very unlucky. I guess I can't get any of them, so I want to cooperate with you. You have a loud voice and good luck. Isn't this a win-win situation? I can't make this money by myself. You can't make it by yourself. We have to cooperate to make it. That's what we mean. "

Is that so? I carefully distinguish Qiao Nan's expression, found that what he said is the truth, so I said yes.

Qiao Nan quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, searched a related website and handed it to me. So for most of the next half an hour, I was turning my head around and looking at the answers. I had a good memory. I could remember a little of what I had seen, but I couldn't remember what I had seen all at once. So I didn't read it at all and gave my mobile phone back to Qiao Nan.

Qiao Nan way: "remember?"

I shook my head and said, "no, I can't remember any more."

"Let's do something else." Qiao Nan turned over his mobile phone and said, "I ask you a question and remember it through actual combat. Listen, first of all, in medicine, pain is divided into 12 levels. The first level is mosquito bites, the fifth level is slapping, and the twelfth level is childbirth. What is the thirteenth level

I thought, "isn't it only level 12?"

"Fool, this is a sharp turn of the brain. Have you ever learned addition and subtraction?"

"Oh, I see. Level 13 is mosquito bites when giving birth."

"Right." Qiao Nan laughed and continued, "what is fatter and thinner faster?"

"It's like I didn't see them just now."

"Balloons, remember, balloons."

"Do condoms count?"

Qiao Nan can't laugh or cry: "do you know how to blow condoms? Next, a blind man came to the edge of the cliff. Why did he stop suddenly and go back? "

"He doesn't want to die!"

"Fool, no, I'm blind."

Qiao Nan asked more than a dozen questions in a row. I couldn't answer any of them except those I saw and could remember. Qiao Nan shook his head and was discouraged: "if you don't ask, your IQ is low."

I said: "my EQ is high, and my IQ is not above it. How can I say that my IQ is low?"

"Ha ha, maybe it is!" Qiao Nan pressed on the mobile phone, then handed it to me, "I think you'd better look at the historical structure of the company, and the personnel aspect is more realistic. Maybe you'll ask these simpler questions. You must be subconscious, or when you find that you will answer, you have been robbed by others. Anyway, if you answer wrong, you won't deduct money. "

What Qiao Nan searched for is the information profile of Jinba company. I read it carefully and handed it back to Qiao Nan. Not long after that, I was about to start the Q & a game! Because it's a personal game, there are no departments, so you can stand at will, and those who want to play are all crowded forward. Qiao Nan and I crowded into a good position to stand, waiting for the game to start, I found myself very nervous, Qiao Nan beside a pale face, with a shallow smile.

Secretary Wu is in charge of asking questions. She is standing with a folder in her hand and Su Banan is next to her. Su Banan chooses the person to answer the questions. The boss seems to be close and fair to her. According to the rules, the person who answers correctly needs to call his name. Lin Ying'er is responsible for the registration. She stands on the other side of subanan, which does not affect the game. Secretary Wu can keep asking questions, and when she gets the correct answer, she will immediately take the next one.

After a warm-up talk, Su Banan announced the official start of the game. Secretary Wu was responsible for reading out the questions, and Su Banan chose to answer them at will. The first four or five questions were sharp brain turns. Qiao Nan knew the answer and told me, but I was not selected by Su Banan, so I missed many times. After asking more than ten questions, I finally got one. Because secretary Wu read one third of the question, I called out. This question is the one about medical skills that Qiao Nan said before. I know the answer.

After answering and recording, I looked at Qiao Nan and said in a low voice, "Damn, you're not really in the dark, are you?"

Qiao Nan said: "I found it on the Internet. It just happened. I'm still asking."

I focused on it and listened to secretary Wu continue to ask questions. The style has changed. It's no longer a question of brain twists, but a question of the company. When was the company founded? How many general managers have there been? Very simple questions have pushed the atmosphere to a high and high tide. Those who did not take part in the activities participated in the competition. The competition is very fierce. Secretary Wu often asked someone to answer the first two words of the question. It's a pity that I didn't get any of them. Don't mention how depressed I feel. I feel that Su Ba Nan Zhen has been very helpful to me.

After asking questions about the company, my style suddenly changed again. When I asked about common sense of life, I yelled once. The answer was correct, and I got 2000 yuan.

When the last ten questions were left, Su Banan stopped secretary Wu from asking. He coughed and said to everyone, "if you don't want to ask the last ten questions, I'll be responsible for asking, and the prize will be increased by five times."

Wow, I'm so good at being a man. Everyone cheered excitedly. Is it five times as much as five thousand yuan? A month's salary for ordinary employees! Seeing that everyone was in such a high mood, Su Banan began to ask while the iron was hot, but no one rushed to answer, because Su Banan set up some conditions and could only answer once, no matter whether the answer was correct or not.

The first question baffles many people, because they are not sure whether they have a sharp turn in their mind, and they can have many answers. Everyone is thinking and trying to figure out Su Banan's mind. In fact, Su Banan's problem is very simple: the screen of the monitor keeps shaking slightly. What can I do? But this question is actually half a question. Su Banan didn't say the main point. He just said that there is a way to stop it, or there is a way to make it shake more?

I was thinking, Qiao Nan leaned in my ear and whispered: "you answer, the answer is: you also keep shaking, when your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the display picture, you can't feel the display picture shaking..."

What's the answer? Is that bullshit? I looked strange and said, "is that all right? If not, there will be no second chance. "

Qiao Nan thought for two seconds and said, "well, if not, I'll answer the following questions. Don't you have two chances?"

"Didn't you say you didn't answer?"

"Why do you talk so much nonsense? Hurry up."

Five thousand yuan, a chance, I was very nervous, but I still chose to believe Qiao Nan, called out I would, and then told Su Banan the answer. Su Banan even announced that the answer was correct, let Lin Yinger write down my name. I'm speechless. What's the answer? But I didn't think that supanan's response at that time was really the right response. Is Qiao Nan too good? Or did Qiao Nan really hack into subanan's computer? But it's a temporary decision, isn't it? It's a temporary topic, unless Qiao Nan knows Su Banan as well as herself.

I'm scared by my own thoughts. Will Jonan know Su Banan as well as she knows herself? Bullshit, if it is, it can only be said that Qiao Nan is a family member of Su Banan, but Qiao Nan is a family member of Su Banan, which is unlikely in itself. Besides, an answer can't explain the problem. Let's look at the following!

Su Banan's second question came out very quickly, and it was also very difficult. So Su Banan added some conditions to give everyone a minute to consider. If no one answered, he would jump over.

It's a tragedy. No one will answer the second question. No one can answer the third and fourth questions. Everyone is a little depressed. But Su Banan, obviously, saw that everyone was in a bad mood and made adjustments at the right time. Suddenly, a very simple question came up: how much is one plus one? Everyone was stunned and couldn't believe it. So he was surprised that no one answered immediately. It wasn't until the last second that someone I knew answered. This person was Zhang Jie. She said: "one plus one equals two, Right? "

Su Banan said with a smile: "yes, two, very two. It's so simple. Why didn't anyone rush to answer?"

Everyone responded, a wow ran, are sighing, scolding themselves!

The remaining questions are not too difficult. Some people can answer them. This is because Su Banan deliberately lowered the conditions. But the last question is that Su Banan has a very difficult one. Su Banan's question is: when will Jinba open a branch in the provincial capital? The answer to this question is very wide. When will only the senior management know about it, and does Jinba have such preparation? Who knows? In the end, this question baffled everyone. No one answered it. There was discussion, but there was no answer.

A minute passed quickly, but the answer didn't come out. Su Banan said with a smile: "well, it seems that everyone can't answer this question. Even if it's over, everyone has an idea."

Listening to Su Banan's words, everyone was ready to give up. Of course, everyone included me, but I looked at Qiao Nan and saw that Qiao Nan's face was full of smile and wanted to make fun of her, so I immediately cried: "I know who can answer, can I answer?"

Subanan said, "OK, give me one last chance. Who will?"

"Qiao Nan."

"Oh, Joanna." Su Banan looked around, "Qiao Nan, where are you? Your answer is

Qiao Nan was put on the table by me, feel very embarrassed, face a little red, voice is very low: "tomorrow?"

Whoa, tomorrow? How is that possible? If it's tomorrow, all the streets will disappear.

Laughter came from the crowd, even secretary Wu laughed, but her boss Su Banan didn't smile. Instead, she seriously asked Qiao Nan, "why tomorrow?"

Qiao Nan said: "it should be a good hope to open a branch in the provincial capital. Now the business volume of the company is too busy in Baiyun, and Baiyun can still have many profitable investment projects. Even if you want to go to the provincial capital, you don't need a branch, just set up a business department, so it's unreasonable to open a branch. It's just a good hope, and we are used to saying that the hope is tomorrow, So it's tomorrow, isn't it? "

Quiet, even dead, because Qiao Nan said very reasonable, but the final decision in the hands of Banan, Banan, in the end has the final say. Su Banan was thinking. There was no clue on his face. We had to wait. The process lasted five or six seconds, as if it had been magnified. After waiting for a long time, Su Banan said, "Qiao Nan, what department do you work in? What position? "

Qiao Nan said: "planning department, no position, ordinary staff, responsible for data collection."

"Ha ha, you are very smart, very smart. The director of the planning department has remembered it. The answer is very good and correct."

The applause was for Qiao Nan and also for Su Banan. After the applause, Su Banan made a concluding remark and announced the official start of the sports competition. I asked Qiao Nan, "aren't you right? Why do I think you're upset? " Qiao Nan is really unhappy. I think it's strange to see that he won the money, not lost it.

Qiao Nan said: "don't do this next time, or I will be angry..."

"Angry?" I was even more confused. "Why? Didn't you say you also answered? You're right

"Don't do that next time, anyway." Qiao Nan walked very fast, leaving me with a confused face.