Chapter 28

Don't think about it. It must be Lin Ying'er's doing it. Only a few thousand yuan can the big witch have the spare money and the mentality of revenge. Can't you buy a bottle of 502 and seal the door, or seal the keyhole, or splash red oil and write big characters? Must use condom, moreover is several thousand, many waste cost? What a psycho! What I don't understand most is that Lin Ying'er can find the right door. Haven't I brought her up? With so many floors and so many residents, how could she find?

I haven't come up with a reason. Suddenly, my mobile phone rings. It's a call from Ming caichen: "are you at home? I'm outside the neighborhood. "

I said, "what do you want?"

"I'll go up when you're there. I've made the plan. I'll take it to you for help. Are you there? Well, see you later! "

Hang up the phone, I sent a short message to Lin Ying'er: big witch, you are cruel. Then I put aside my mobile phone, pulled down all the cartons, kicked all the condoms into the living room, and made all my shoes full of oil, which was very disgusting.

When Ming caichen went upstairs and saw the mess everywhere, he suddenly looked strange and said, "Damn, man, are you going to open a poor condom workshop?" When I told the whole story, Ming caichen laughed and said, "Damn, how cute is that? I'd like to meet this woman. It's interesting to talk to her, isn't it

"You are such a bitch," I said contemptuously

"Everyone has his own ambition. How can we think about it?" Ming caichen asked me to sit down on the sofa and said, "let's think about how to deal with the condom. First, I'll read the plan. I wrote it all night last night and I haven't slept yet, but I'm very energetic. If you think it's OK, I'll go to see the land rental later..."

I hate cold way: "you are not as good as? Do you dare to think clearly before you do it? "

Ming caichen handed me a plan in his hand: "I've thought about it all night. Do you think I haven't thought it out yet? Just look at it. "

Although I was worried by a lot of condoms in front of me, I helped Ming caichen read the plan. Not to mention, although the writing is not professional and there is no format at all, the content is absolutely eye-catching and refreshing. All kinds of analysis are very reasonable and there is no exaggeration. Some of them are real and can make people greedy.

As soon as I finished reading it, Ming caichen couldn't wait to ask, "how's it going?" When I nodded, he suddenly showed a happy smile, "then you should seize the time to help change it, make it more formal, so that I can take the loan, and then we can collect some money..."

"Why did I change it? I don't have time

"You are a professional, I can't change it!" Ming caichen laughs a little sinister, "so I do public relations, such as loans. Do you remember that we have a classmate? Duan Ping, she works in a bank, and she's in the business of loans. "

I can't remember what Duan Ping looked like.

Ming caichen said: "steel tooth girl with glasses, remember? The one behind me, I have already told her, should be no problem, or the lowest interest rate. But it all depends on the plan. It depends on you. I want it on Monday. Today and Saturday. You only have two days today and tomorrow. "

"I didn't promise you, did I? Besides, I can't do it for two days. I still have to deal with these condoms. It's enough for me, unless you... "

"Don't make up my mind." Ming caichen quickly got up from the sofa and quickly walked outside the door. "I'm leaving. You can do it yourself. See you on Monday..."

I took off my shoes and smashed them. At the same time, I scolded: "fuck, ungrateful son of a bitch, I'll kill you..."

A few minutes later, I went out and contacted the porter with the help of the guard booth. Then I went to the supermarket and bought some of those things. I saw a man pushing a tricycle outside the community. This is the porter. I took him home and spent 400 yuan to get rid of the condom. Damn, I think this thing to revenge back, absolutely can't let Lin Ying'er better, but I want to think of a clever way to let Lin Ying'er suffer dumb losses.

After a short rest, I began to clean the greasy and smelly living room. It took me more than half an hour to restore the original appearance of the living room. At that time, it was two o'clock. I was so hungry that I quickly took out a bottle of air cleaner, sprayed it all over the house, opened all the windows, and went out

There's a saying that's right: if you want to be unlucky, you can choke to death by drinking water. I really feel it today. Just as I was about to take a taxi to the computer city after lunch, before I stood on the road for long, a sports car came running at a speed of a few inches. It was just a few inches before it hit me that it creaked and stopped. Through the windshield, I can clearly see that the person sitting in the driver's seat is the bright moon with a proud face.

I chose the latter between turning away and knocking on the window to scold Mingyue. I went around to the driver's seat and knocked on the driving window and said, "Zhang what, can you drive or not? And are you sure your vision is normal? Suitable for driving

Mingyue said, "are you polite? My name is Mingyue

"What do I call you? You almost ran into me, you know?"

"Is it?" The moon doesn't care, "that's it, but what? The road is not your home. What do you stand up for? You want to touch porcelain, don't you? Come on, roll twice on the ground and show me. "

I've never seen such a shameless person before, and I'm in a bad mood. But I know that the more such a moment, the more I have to control my mood. I took a deep breath, and on the contrary, I said with a smile, "do you think it's great to have a car? It's great to drive fast, isn't it? If you have seed, get out of the car for me. Get out of the car at once. "

"Why should I do that?"

"You have no seed."

"Who said that?" Mingyue got out of the car, she thought I saw her dead, she did not dare to get off, she would get off, "I got off how, to fight?"

fight? I'm kidding. It's a road full of people, and some people have stopped to watch. Even if Mingyue is a man, I won't do it. Besides, is she a woman? I'm not stupid enough to make people angry. I pulled open Mingyue and sat in the driver's seat. Mingyue didn't know what I was going to do at first. When she reacted, I was already seated. She immediately glared at me and pulled at my skirt, looking like she was going to be rough: "what are you doing? Robbing a car, isn't it? "

I shook off her hand and said, "don't talk nonsense. If you have seed, get on the bus. If you have no seed, admit your mistake and apologize to me."

Mingyue sneered: "joke, do you need to admit your mistake and apologize? Get out of my car, or I'll call for the car. "

"You can also shout indecent by the way. Let's see if the masses believe me or you."

Mingyue looked at the people around and didn't dare to shout, so the final decision was to get on the bus. She quickly got on the co driver's seat from the other side. As soon as she sat down, she sneered, "have you ever driven? Can you drive? "

I didn't answer. I carefully looked at the buttons on the bridge. After memorizing them, I closed my eyes and simulated them before I buckled the seat belt.

The bright moon one face disdains a way: "pack a mold to do a sample, see you won't."

"Dog's eyes are low. Don't say I don't remind you in advance. You'd better buckle up your seat belt obediently."

"Who's the dog eye?"

"Whoever answers me says WHO."

"You..." Mingyue raised her hand and tried to slap me, but she didn't dare to slap me. Finally she swallowed her breath back and buckled up her safety belt. "I warn you, if it's damaged, you can compensate me, but I don't think you can afford it. You can wash your ass and go to jail."

"You look like a dog. You speak with organs. Do you know what reserve is? And by the way, you'd like me to go to jail if I broke it, wouldn't you? It's rare to see a man like you who is not reserved and vicious. " I feel very speechless to this woman. She is in the car herself, and she has such an idea for a little feud.

Mingyue's face turned black and she gritted her teeth.

I didn't want to talk any more. I put the car in gear and drove it out. I started driving very slowly because I had to be familiar with the operation. When I turned into the quiet road, I began to accelerate slowly. The faster, the faster. Then I went into a frenzy. I didn't slow down when I turned the corner. I just drifted. For a moment, when the car was passing by, people yelled at me and took pictures with their mobile phones, but they couldn't get a clear picture, Because the speed is too fast, it's somewhere else in the blink of an eye.

Mingyue has already been scared beyond recognition. With her eyes closed, she grabs the handle on the top of the car door with both hands. She will scream when I turn, but it's not enough for me. My ultimate goal is to make her vomit and let her know what driving fast means. Do you dare to be arrogant in the future? As I drove to the suburbs, the road became more and more desolate, but gradually there was a siren behind me, and the loudspeaker was calling for me to pull over. Can I stop? Unless I want to be detained.

In the police car chase, the original speed has been very fast sports car in my skilled operation almost to fly up, instantly left behind the police car, the whole process Mingyue did not say a word, not do not want to say, not do not know the catastrophe, but the brain is really unable to turn.

After turning a corner, I saw a secret Avenue by the side. I immediately drove the car in, and the police car lost its target and went forward. Driving to avoid the police, as long as you have played illegal car racing are good, I have played, naturally have a set. However, illegal car racing will block the license plate. Now it's aboveboard. It's bad luck for people to avoid the car, but it's none of my business. It's not my car anyway.

Make sure the police go away, I back out the car and go back to the city, still at the same speed, the moon still keeps screaming, I'm very hi, listen to this woman screaming, it's more exciting than watching ghost movies.

The car stopped completely with a sharp brake sound. Mingyue was waiting for this moment. She quickly opened the car door and vomited outside. When she finished vomit, looking back, I got out of the car and walked away. After she drank a bottle of water, she shook her head and planned to leave. Three police cars had surrounded her, She gritted her teeth and yelled, "Yang zuran, I'm not finished with you..."

I bought a notebook with good performance price ratio from the computer city. I went to the supermarket again and bought some semi-finished food to go home. Then I went to the property management office to open up broadband. In fact, it's very convenient. Just pay for it. The property management office can plug in the cable and get online. It's a hell of a price.

After installing all the commonly used software and patching it, it was dark outside. I went to cook. After dinner, I was ready to start sorting out the plan for Ming caichen. Suddenly, I received an inexplicable curse message on my mobile phone: you are an incompletely evolved life, an alien with gene mutation, a college student with kindergarten level, a frog with congenital Mongolian disease, and all kinds of germs, The garbage to be disposed of in the city, the killer of septic tank blockage, the descendant of black pig by Africans, the chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and Yang, no fish when the water is clear, and no enemy when the people are cheap. All you are saying and saying are praising you.

Crazy? Is it wrong? I reply in the past: man, did you send the wrong SMS?

The reply over there is very fast: who is your brother? Who sent the wrong SMS? I scold you, you can sue me for harassment, because I want to harass you.

Who is this? Lin Yinger's vest? Or the moon? No, how does Mingyue know my number?

I haven't figured out who the other party is yet. The amplitude of the mobile phone's vibration and ringing starts to increase, and then it keeps on ringing and sending short messages. It's the first time I met the legendary SMS bombing. I really wish it wasn't a smart machine, because it wasn't a smart machine with limited memory. When it's full, SMS can't be sent in, but it's not. I can't even operate it. It's always on the screen.

Dog day of, so excessive, absolutely not Lin Ying Er, is bright moon!