Chapter 1128

A man in a strange dress stood on the edge of the building and said something exciting. For a moment, this interesting opening attracted the audience's interest.

When the "freak" jumped down from the building and finally burped on a sports car, the audience of the whole theater couldn't help laughing.

It's true that the guy at the beginning was so funny.

According to Huaxia, this product is a brain damage.

At the beginning, everyone thought that the goods had some skills or something. Who knew that the goods were full of hiccups.

But this routine really caught the eye of some critics, and it also made people realize that the film was a little different.

With the brain handicapped hiccup fart, the passers-by who originally cheered and clapped when the goods jumped off the screen. Their expressions were strange or lost and left the scene, which also caused the laughter of the audience.

Immediately the title of the film appeared on the screen.

[kick ass]

the opening of this wonderful flower has indeed aroused the interest of the film critics present and the premiere, as well as the owners of many entertainment companies, so that everyone has the desire to continue to watch.

After all, this opening ceremony is really different from the opening of most films at present. There are some funny points, some slots and some unusual routines.

When he saw that everyone began to be interested, Coco's face immediately showed a roaring expression of cowhide, and a funny feeling of "I have the world, I am the master of the world" began to show.

The leading actor, Dave, appears.

This is an absolute American Dios high school student. At the beginning, he had some illusions about his middle-aged teacher in class.

Bursts of chuckles were heard in the audience.

I don't know if these guys have a lot in common when they see him in high school, or they just have a lot in common.

But it is undeniable that this kind of product of Dave exists in American high school campus, and there are many such goods, so this scene is very realistic.

What?

You say that's not the case with American high school students?

Ha ha ha!

It's hard to say that you know too little about American high school students.

Such goods as Dave can definitely represent the majority of male Dios in American high schools. There is no exaggeration at all.

"American high school boys all have this virtue?"

Nu Wa in the back row couldn't help but extend her head and ask.

Jin Xiantai unconsciously thought of Omar, who was far away in Miami, and Vincent, the fat white man. He also remembered that when he first saw Vincent, the white fat man didn't have time to wear pants and paper towels in the basement, so he nodded strangely.

"Art comes from life, and life is often more exaggerated than art."

Then Jin Xiantai said such a meaningful sentence to Nu Wa, which made Nu Wa think deeply.

"How do you know that?"

After a while, Nu Wa asked again.

"I went to high school in the United States, and I have two good friends. They are like Dave in the film. They are wonderful."

After listening to Jin Xiantai's reply, Nu Wa looks strangely at Jin Xiantai and makes Jin Xiantai uncomfortable.

"As the old saying goes," if you are close to the ink, you will get black. If you are close to the ink, you will get black. You say that your two friends are wonderful. They are comparable to Dave in the movie. So you yourself... "

Speaking of this, Nu Wa is very mysterious smile.

At this time, the plot of the movie just reaches the moment when Dave returns home and takes out a box of paper to perform an indescribable act.

Nu Wa looked at the screen with a funny expression. Then she looked back at Jin Xiantai, and her eyes moved down slowly. Finally, she locked in the crotch of Jin Xiantai, which made Jin Xiantai embarrassed.

At this time, Jin Xiantai really wanted to grab Nuwa's neck, shake her body and yell at her! Can you stop looking at me like this! ]。

Of course, this kind of thing, Jin Xiantai can only think about it in his heart, he dare not really put it into practice.

After all, although Nuwa in different time and space is more wonderful, she is still Nu Wa after all.

Coco noticed that his master's eyes were not strong, and then raised his hand to pat Nuwa's forehead.

Bang!

The little guy didn't mean to be polite at all. It seemed that he was very heavy.

I have to say, with coco such an apprentice, Nu Wa this master is also very tragic.

Fortunately, Nu Wa, a master, is also a wonderful flower. She doesn't care about her apprentice's disrespect.

"What are you looking at! Don't look at the public places too much! Don't tell outsiders that you are my master. I feel ashamed! "The little fellow make complaints about her Nu Wa.

On the other hand, Nu Wa didn't care about her appearance. She didn't mean to be ashamed at all. Instead, she made a mysterious frown and teased her eyes. She showed more teasing than teasing, and reached out to poke Jin Xiantai.

"Have you ever done anything like that, like this Dios in the movie called Dave?"

You're too curious, and is this a question that people like you can ask?

Jin Xiantai's face was black, and he suddenly felt that Nu Wa was more naive than his daughter coco.

Sitting up in silence, Jin Xiantai doesn't plan to take care of Nuwa, otherwise he doesn't know what kind of embarrassing questions Nuwa will continue to ask.

"Oh, are you shy? Looks like you must have done this? However, it can also be understood. After all, you are so young and full of life, and you will definitely need this kind of demand. "

Nu Wa began to laugh with a cheap smile, and filled some scenes with her own brain, and then began to speak from her own words.

However, Annie put in a sentence at this time, "William and I are very harmonious. Don't worry about physiological matters. If you are interested in William, I think you might as well take advantage of my busy time to solve problems for William. I am very generous."

Nuwa was Annie's grudge, a time did not know what to say.

Don't look at her performance and female rogue like, in fact, it all depends on Jin Xiantai's bullying.

If Jin Xiantai is more rogue than a rogue, Nu Wa will not dare to do so.

So when Annie came out, Nu Wa suddenly withered.

After all, Annie behaves like an "old driver". Therefore, Nu Wa thinks that it is better for her to be a "little girl" than an "old driver" like Annie.

In fact, Nuwa didn't know much about the relationship between Annie and Jin Xiantai.

If she really knew the relationship between Annie and Jin Xiantai, she would not be so afraid.

Because Annie's appearance as an "old driver" is just a fake.

In fact, although she had two babies, her experience was not much more than that of Nu Wa.

However, it is precisely because Annie has two babies that she is an absolutely experienced "old driver" in Nu Wa's eyes.

Therefore, in the face of Annie's "old driver", Nu Wa felt that her wisest choice was to wither quickly and not to be strong, otherwise she would certainly make a fool of herself.

When she saw Nuwa shrinking her head and feet, she suddenly became interested in Nu Wa.

It is because of the performance of Nuwa, the Oriental Goddess, that Annie felt that her impression of the Oriental fairy was totally wrong.

Moreover, it was interesting for Annie to tease Nu Wa, a goddess.

"You just teased my man. Are you interested in my man?"

Annie looked at Nu Wa and asked.

Nu Wa sat in the back row, shrinking her neck, and imagined herself as a little turtle as much as possible.

Unfortunately, in the end, "old Anne driver" in Nu Wa's imagination began to start the car.

"King of the sea" continues its own plot, performing the tragic life of Dave, an American Diao. Everything is so real. Although some places are exaggerated, they are not divorced from reality.

It's hard to imagine that the script was written by coco, a little girl under three years old.

Because the "Diao SDEV" portrayed by the little guy is too real and representative. Obviously, the little guy is definitely not a character created by imagination, but has a prototype.

So, who can a little girl less than three years old create and this character prototype?

It must have been someone she'd met and met.

So can it be her father, Kim Hyun Tai?

The idea flashed through many people's minds.

But soon the idea was denied.

Some people turned their heads and looked at Jin Xiantai, who was sitting on the second floor. They thought that their idea was really funny.

Jin Xiantai is extremely handsome and has a lot of wealth. Such a young man can definitely make countless girls cry and cry and throw themselves into their arms. There will go home and close the door like Diao SDEV in the film.

Therefore, the archetype of Coco's creation of this character is definitely not that of her father Jin Xiantai.

At this time, Jin Xiantai was not clear about it. People who watched the film had such a conjecture.

In fact, in Jin Xiantai's personal opinion, the strength shown in the goods is a combination of Omar and Vincent's temperament.

Moreover, Jin Xiantai, who has lived in American high school in different time and space, also admits that it is the Dios boys in American high school in different time and space, which are almost as wonderful as those shown by Dave in the film.

The plot has advanced to the point where Dave wants to be a hero, makes his own green clothes, and then begins to "fight for justice" in the street.As Dave made a fool of himself again and again, the audience in the theater began to laugh constantly. It was obvious that everyone was immersed in the plot of the Sea flat king.

Of course, there are also many people wondering why Coco's role has not appeared yet?

After all, people don't come to see Dave's goods. The main purpose is for cocoa.

Soon, finally Coco's character appeared.

In a strange, empty scene, coco appears with a Chinese American actor who plays his father. The Chinese American actor, with a pistol in his hand, speaks a long line.

Don't worry, kid. It's no worse to be hit than to hit the chest. ]

Coco's super kill girl frowns and [I hate being punched in the chest]

the lines are still normal here.

But there is no alternative in the bear kid's version of the Sea flat king. Cocoa is not cocoa.

After all, through the hands of the little guy, this "Sea flat king" will definitely have cocoa's personal style.

So dirty lines appeared.

"Don't worry, you don't have to worry about your chest now. That's ten years from now." then he raised his hand, and cocoa flew out

Coco, who was less than three years old, was shot on the screen. Although we all know it's fake, it has caused a lot of startling voices.

"Coco, did you write this line or did the director change it?"

Such dirty lines make Jin Xiantai frown.

The little guy replied to his father, "of course, I wrote it. I don't agree with the director if he wants to change it. He must respect me as the playwright."

Jin Xiantai's blue veins on his forehead beat

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