Chapter 1104

"This baby has a unique skeleton and outstanding talent. In the future, I will certainly be able to carry the facade of guangchengzi. Therefore, I have a lot of good luck in this Kunlun selection."

"Congratulations on finding a good apprentice. I'm really happy for you, younger martial brother."

"Ha ha ha, you're not honest. You've also received a good seedling. As a senior brother, I have to congratulate you. "

Kunlun Mountain

in a mountain named Kongtong Xianfeng, a refined middle-aged man in a famous black suit and another middle-aged man in the same costume are boasting of each other in a continuous and endless classical style hall.

But judging from their clothes, it seems that they are both successful people in real society, but who can know that they are really famous gods.

And from the two people's demeanor, they and the immortal eight pole all cannot fight.

But they are real gods.

In fact, this is not surprising, because like Nu Wa, the two also use another identity to "roll" in the world.

And the two of them in mutual praise, a nomination number is absolutely dumbfounded.

One is guangchengzi, the eldest brother of hermeneutics, and the other is the red sperm, one of the twelve immortals of hermeneutics. In the myths and legends of different time and space, they are absolutely famous.

Of course, guangchengzi has a bigger name.

And it also has the nickname "lady killer.".

And the red sperm is worse.

But in any case, these two are real gods and fairies. They are well-known preachers in the cultivation world, and they are among the twelve positions of double flower red sticks under the original leader of the sect.

"It's really meaningless for our elder martial brothers and younger brothers to boast to each other. We have been trapped in a secret place for so many years. These habits are a little bit hard to change. In other words, it just makes the gods speechless."

After flattering him for a while, guangchengzi was a little disappointed.

He lost his interest and became a little gloomy just like his elder brother.

The red sperm nodded, and his face was very much in agreement with guangchengzi's appearance. Then he said, "who said no, today's society is completely different from the times we experienced. Ordinary people can also escape from the earth through some instruments, and even the weapons used are not inferior to the fairies. Therefore, when ordinary people see us immortals, they are basically Curiosity is more than fear, and just thinking about how to find a bargain is really irritating. "

When guangchengzi heard the speech, he looked at his younger brother curiously, and noticed that the red sperm seemed to have some unusual worldly experiences. Now he could not help but ask, "younger martial brother, it seems that you are not happy. Why, what happened in the world?"

Red sperm stuffy nodded: "Hi! Don't mention it. Our elder martial brothers haven't seen each other for more than ten years. They are all rolling in the secular world and are familiar with the current local conditions and customs. Therefore, you have not experienced my wonderful experiences. All you say are tears. "

The fire of eight trigrams in guangchengzi's heart was ignited by red sperm.

"Let me talk to you quickly. What happened to you?"

Of course, although guangchengzi is very gossipy at heart, he pretends to be "I care about you" on the surface.

Red sperm sighed: "elder martial brother, I'm not so happy in the outside. Now that I have an apprentice, I plan not to go out any more."

Red sperm still did not say what happened to him.

This disappointed guangchengzi.

He's waiting for his sperm.

"Shifu won't allow it. Now we have to be familiar with the rules of the times before we can work out how to collect beliefs. This is a major event for my coach."

Red sperm a face of melancholy raised his head and looked at guangchengzi.

And guangchengzi was given a goose bumps by the "Youyuan" of the red sperm.

Just when guangchengzi wanted to ask the red sperm, "younger martial brother, you won't be a fag anymore", the red sperm slowly said, "elder martial brother, what occupation are you in the world now?"

Guangchengzi didn't know why the red sperm asked, but he still replied: "the occupation is not bad. It's special to help people watch geomantic omen."

Speaking of his career, guangchengzi has also opened his mouth.

"You don't know, younger martial brother. I had a miserable life a few years ago. Basically, I didn't have the next meal because many people didn't want to believe it at that time.

But it has been better these years. Now China's domestic economic environment is so good that ordinary people have made money, and even some have made a fortune.

And those rich bosses are beginning to believe in Feng Shui more and more, so elder martial brother, I also began to become rich and watery. I have a good life. "

Red sperm raised his hand to cover his face and interrupted guangchengzi's conversation.

"Do you know what my profession is in the secular world

Guangchengzi shook his head, saying that he really did not know.Then red sperm told guangchengzi with a voice that was about to cry: "at the beginning, the occupation I got by drawing lots was actually going to Xiangjiang to be a black road. You said that my tragedy was not tragic."

Xiangjiang black road?

Although this occupation sounds bad, but also can't let the red sperm so depressed tangled?

In this regard, guangchengzi is a little puzzled.

At this time, red sperm continued: "elder martial brother, do you think my career is very good?"

Guangchengzi nodded. Yes, that's what he thought.

After all, not all movies and TV plays are performed in this way.

Take a look at those big brothers from Hong Kong and Taiwan. Who is not a little brother who is out of the door, and walks with wind in front of each other. It's not too much to describe that little life with money and money.

Red sperm a face of depression, "do you forget that we were drawing lots to experience in the world, master made those rules?"

After such a reminder of the red sperm, guangchengzi suddenly remembered such a thing, at the same time his face showed the appearance of sudden enlightenment.

WOW!

No wonder, no wonder the red sperm is so depressed.

Obviously, it is the result of the rules made by the master.

Red sperm complained: "elder martial brother, you don't know. After I got the professional visa, I went to Xiangjiang by swimming. It's really useless for me to swim in Xiangjiang!

When I got to Xiangjiang, I began to think about how to get involved in the black road. However, people thought that I was too old to accept me and could not use Xianli. It was a terrible experience

Guangchengzi really sympathized with the red sperm at this time.

"Why did the master make that rule at that time? I can't think of it!" On this issue, the red sperm complained about the master's primitive heaven.

Seeing this, guangchengzi raised his hand and patted the red sperm on the shoulder and comforted him: "everything is over. Now the major forces have returned, and the restrictions set by the master have been lifted. I think you will never have to live that life again."

The red sperm was silent for a moment, and then said: "but I don't want to continue to live that kind of black road life, after all, I am a decent immortal to do the black road, which is too improper some."

Obviously, the red sperm is a little resistant to this.

At this time, guangchengzi had to remind Chishen: "the master naturally has the master's plan, and we as disciples must follow the master's arrangement. What's more, although our experience in the secular world is over, we still need to do the next step. We need to gather faith for the purpose of elucidation. "

In a word, these disciples will continue to live in the secular world, as mortals!

"Elder martial brother, I have apprentices."

Red sperm wants to hold on.

Unfortunately, how can guangchengzi make him do it.

"You can take your disciples with you."

"After that, what will my apprentice do if he teaches him to be a black society?"

"Won't you not let him learn those things?"

"It's my bad luck that I got this job by drawing the professional lottery, and the master said that I can't change it!"

"It's your chance. The way of heaven is mysterious."

"Wonderful fart!"

"Younger martial brother, be careful."

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

When the sound of guangchengzi and red sperm became louder and louder, and there was a tendency to quarrel, the little baby who was sleeping on his side suddenly burst into tears, interrupting the situation in which the smell of gunpowder became more and more intense.

Guangchengzi quickly picked up the baby and began to coax the baby unskillfully.

The baby looks about to be one year old. It is also very cute and attractive.

Guangchengzi obviously has no experience in taking care of children.

Little baby, he is more and more coax cry, the voice is also more and more loud, make guangchengzi forehead sweat.

"Don't cry! Master told you not to cry! Shut up

Guangchengzi will not coax the children, desperately to the distressed children to give orders.

Unfortunately, how can he succeed in this way.

In contrast, the cry of the child is getting louder and louder.

Red sperm suddenly said at this time, "is the child peeing his pants?"

Oh!

Red sperm this reminder, let guangchengzi wake up all of a sudden.

Then guangchengzi looked at it and found that it was the child who urinated.

As guangchengzi took off his baby's pants, a smell of urine filled in.

At this time, guangchengzi didn't care about his status as an immortal. He began to change his pants and diapers for his children in a hurry. His clumsy appearance also made people look very funny.

But the red sperm did not smile, but fixed on watching guangchengzi busy, and learning the techniques of his elder brother, because he also received a disciple of the same size.

Therefore, the problems guangchengzi encountered today, I think he will also encounter in the future, so he does not learn how to learn.After working hard for half a day, guangchengzi finally finished his work.

After changing dry pants and new diapers, the child did not cry.

Guangchengzi sat down again and looked at his baby who was playing in the same place. He said to himself, "this is all trouble for himself. He always thinks that his apprentice can be trained and taught well since childhood, but he forgets that there will be a lot of trouble."

Guangchengzi's words aroused the resonance of the red sperm. He nodded with approval on his face and said, "who said it's not? We didn't think it was so difficult to take care of children."

Red sperm voice did not fall, suddenly frown, and then the nose flap a few times, because he smelled a gradually strong odor.

the first mock exam turns the baby's head to the side of the baby, then probes into the baby's body.

Sticky feeling, so that the red sperm closed their eyes

Think red sperm and guangchengzi have forgotten that they are still gods?

What about your fairies?

What about magic?

Two famous immortals, will also be headache about this kind of thing?

From this point of view, even the gods have to worry about taking care of children.

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